Monday, April 05, 2010

They are Not David

I'll leave a full-fledged finals preview to the more proficient prognosticators and budding analysts among our editorial staff, but I want to take a moment to attempt to debunk the popular "David vs. Goliath" theme that's circulating the sports world today, regarding tonight's tournament final.

Butler is from a non-power conference. Butler plays in the state where Hoosiers takes place. Butler has some scrappy Caucasian players and a scrappy Caucasian coach. And even though Duke may well be a Goliath (and Zoubek looks like an oafish ogre), Butler is no David. Here's a quick look at the team's results this year:

Record: 33-4. Three of these losses came against power conference schools (Minnesota, Clemson, Georgetown), two of which were ranked all year. The fourth loss was against UAB, which looks like the lone fart on Butler's schedule. However, UAB was 25-9 this year and had some decent wins of their own. That UAB loss was on December 22nd. Butler has reeled off 25 straight wins since. Among its 26 regular-season wins (pre conference and NCAA tourney wins) are out-of-conference wins against Northwestern, UCLA, Ohio State, Xavier and Siena. And the team ran the table in twenty conference games.

Yes, the coach looks like a nerd, especially when he hip-bumps his players in the locker room. Yes, you may not have known where the school was located. No, they are not David. They are an exceptionally well-coached team with a suffocating defense.

294 comments:

  1. Preach it.


    I've got some Butler love coming later today.

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  2. i can't shake the nagging dread that they're gonna get hammered.

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  3. today's rumor has the nets' new bazillionaire owner offering coach k $12-15m/year to leave duke.

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  4. I heard he was going after Izzo.

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  5. yeah - dickie v, who i LOVE to hear on monday mornings, was talking about his good friend coach k and the offer...he doesn't think he'll take it.

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  6. i can't imagine he would take it. he's the king of the world -why fuck with that at this point in his life?

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  7. They are a 5-seed to Duke's 1-seed, meaning they were a 17-20th ranked team going against a #4. Not David vs Goliath, but certainly underdog. Like you mention, the lazy sports media will try to make it the stuff of Hollywood filmage.

    I think the reason folks associate more of a mismatch with it is the first concession you make: Butler is from a non-power conference. When's the last time one of those won it? UNLV in 1990?

    I think a lot of us would like to believe Butler represents the ascension of the mid-majors (whether or not Butler even qualifies has been addressed by Mark and others) and a loosening of the big conferences' grip on the tournament. We'll see.

    In the meantime, those of us who loathe Duke basketball to the core are going to go ahead and buy into the Davey and Goliath aspect of tonight's game. Screw Duke and Mark's Laettner love in his youth.

    Either way, one sidenote of tonight's viewing will be the presence of more honk on the court in a championship game than there has been in some time.

    And Butler does more than play "in the state" where Hoosiers takes place.

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  8. As much as I want to root for Butler, I think Duke will win in a big way tonight. I loved to rip on Duke for years for being just a bunch of shooters, but they really have some toughness on the interior this year. The Brian Zoubek resurgence is a legit story. And Kyle Singler is a good rebounder, even if he looks like Ethan Hawke when Ethan filmed Explorers.

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  9. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KHsDj37YqiQ/0.jpg

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  10. Ethan Hawke's NYC neighbors report that he is a "I'm famous so don't even look at me" douchebucket of a guy. He's probably rooting for Duke tonight.

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  11. Unfortunately for Nets fans, I see the new owner turning to other high profile coaches in the area. I can see Jay Wright taking a boatload of cash to be the coach and having as much success as Calipari, Pitino, Montgomery, etc. before returning to college within 4 years.

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  12. I used to live in the W. Village and he was a pretty common face around town. I almost bumped into him one morning when I stumbled out early in a blind hangover to get something from a bodega. He was carrying his kid around in a baby Bjorn, which was pretty cool. Never heard any d-bag stories, but he did look greasy and dirty a lot. But if that landed him Uma, good for him.

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  13. Maybe the Russian guy will hire Sergei Igor Rimsky to coach the Nets.

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  14. i predict the nets will have the best cheering squad in the league. by "best" i mean choreographically sound of course.

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  15. Daniel-san: your prediction makes sense but for the fact that said cheerleaders will be drawn from northern NJ, not Florida.

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  16. I beg to differ Z-Man. The New York Jets' Flight Squad has some talented personnel.

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  17. "He was carrying his kid around in a baby Bjorn, which was pretty cool."

    20 year old TR just jammed himself for this comment.

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  18. The Flight Squad does indeed have some talent. But likely not league-leading talent. And I suspect that the best tri-state area talent wants to be a Knicks City Dancer. Being a Nets dancer has to be pretty far down the "sporting event eye candy" totem pole.

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  19. i'm expecting something a bit different from the big russian..the girls will be imported, probably from the likes of iceland, sweden, and norway. they too will have their own jet, and they will be paid for their services. all due respect to the females from jersey, i just don't see any locals being in the mix.

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  20. Icelandic girls were the hottest I've ever seen. Just don't make the same mistake we made and assume the Reykjavik strip joints will have Icelandic women in them. Not a one. Russian, Scottish, Hungarian. Yuck.

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  21. on this, the eve of the eagerly anticipated unveiling of w&m's new mascot, some good news:

    per the daily beast, w&m is only the 44th most stressful college in america: http://bit.ly/aXSZ51. though i question the methodology -it doesn't seem they take into account the availability of stress-releasing opportunities.

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  22. i thought this "igor" guy would be a little more edgy and controversial.

    mark leyner wrote a great piece in "tooth imprints on a corn dog" called "you can't swagger in a snugli."

    there's no way ethan hawke is not an asshole, purely based on that face on his face.

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  23. The methodology for the stress survey is as flawed as Manuel Noriega's complexion. Tulane is 34? Florida is ranked at all? And I felt no academic stress at W&M, for what that's worth.

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  24. the most academic stress i ever felt at W&M was when my plan to never buy any books for class failed (but of course the money my grandmother had given me for texts was long spent on frivolity)-- the problem was that the library didn't have the poems that were on the test-- so i had to head over to the book store with another "gheorghe" contributor and do some studying in the aisle. it's very hard to concentrate when there's people around actually buying stuff.

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  25. Tulane could be stressful, in the "what did I do when I was blacked out" type of stress, or the "I hope I don't wander 10 feet off of Bourbon St. and get mugged' type of stress.

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  26. I did not find the alma mater very stressful. That might have had something to do with my college lifestyle and laissez fair attitude about virtually everything in life.

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  27. I'm surprised MIT wasn't #1. About 10 years ago a student committed suicide by lighting herself on fire in her dorm room. Possibly the saddest cry for help I've ever read about. Stanford has perfect weather so I don't see how it could be calculably worse than MIT.

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  29. Mets are looking pretty damn good so far.

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  30. light self on fire to commit suicide? hadn't heard of that one.
    on a brighter note, and less hot, summer is here and the beachgoers are going.
    and lastly - i accidentally saw the space shuttle this morning while out yogging. pretty cool. as it was nearing the point i could see it no longer, i was approaching the guard gate to our neighborhood (don't get the wrong idea, trailer parks have guard gates) - and the guard was outside looking upward. i yelled, "mornin!" he responded - "mornin!....wait'n for the shuttle to go by"
    "oh" i said - "well...ya missed it...it went that a way." i guess he didn't think to rotate head/shoulders/body for more expansive views as shuttle flyover time neared...poor guy. i wonder if he'd still be looking if i hadn't said anything.

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  31. Happy Dyngus Day All! http://bit.ly/bO6oVr

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  32. Rob, we need to go ahead and settle on the Case Bet numbers. I wanted 69, but Baseball Prospectus has the Mets finishing with 77 wins. Good enough for me. Red Sox?

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  33. i'd like 93. what's bp say?

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  34. butler's players had to attend all their pre-noon classes today. plucky little hoosierian underdog defenders of all that's good and holy with undercollegiate student-athletics.

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  35. I'd like in on this...que es Los Jankess PECOTA?

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  36. Beckett got a new 4 year $68MM deal. He still makes less than Barry Zito.

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  37. Tiger not afraid to totally ignore the hard questions.

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  38. rob intimated that a 96-team tournament will force some kids to miss a lot of class time. Isn't that one of the reasons why there's no football tournament? I love inconsistencies.

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  39. He makes less than Lackey!?

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  40. john feinstein tried to get an ncaa official to admit as much in a press conference last week. masters course in obfuscation ensued.

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  41. not on a per-year basis, if memory serves. didn't lackey get 5/80?

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  42. If the NCAA was so worried about revenue generation, they'd scrap the BCS and create a college football playoff. A playoff whose revenues would dwarf the college hoops tourney by the way. But nope, that will never fucking happen.

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  43. sorry, he got 5/82.5. and he was on the open market.

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  44. You're right. He makes $500k more a year than Lackey.

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  45. Which is nuts, considering Beckett's ginormous post-season cajones.

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  46. Say what you want about George W. Bush, and I know may of you have, but he sure as hell throws a better first pitch than the current guy residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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  47. i remember that story about the student who burned herself to death at MIT. her roommate made this comment to the paper: "she raised the temperature of the room 14 degrees, using q = m(DT)Cp, where q = heat transferred, DT = the change in temperature and Cp = the specific heat. It stressed me out."

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  48. Of course, he couldn't play P-O-T-U-S with Clark Kellogg . . . because in eight years in office, nobody would ever tell him what a POTUS was. Believe you me, he asked a lot of people.

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  49. Look, he changes his name, but not his stripes. You keep toeing that party line Igor. Hope it works out for ya.

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  50. Rob, I got my figure from the 30 Teams in 30 Days segment on the Mets, where they indicated their Prospectus number for them. Didn't see the Sox edition. A cursory perusal of the BP website shows one dude's blog with the Sox at 92 wins and another article with 93. How does 92.5 sound?

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  51. i will stipulate teejay's point regarding w's fastball. he could bring it. 'course, he had lots of time to practice, what with dick cheney running the country and all.

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  52. man, it's like riding a bike.

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  53. 92.5 - 77. Looks like a banner fucking summer for me and my team. Game on.

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  54. You two should spend the rest of the afternoon sucking each other off while reading passages of "The Audacity of Hope" to each other.

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  55. Good start for the WizNats...

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  56. Teej, I changed my name, I didn't go gay or Republican.

    [Must . . . resist . . . Geoff joke . . . too easy]

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  57. lackey and beckett have identical career era numbers (3.81). lackey's whip is a touch higher at 1.22 to 1.31. beckett does have slightly better postseason numbers, and the aforementioned huevos.

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  58. I can't believe you're getting me to do this. Beckett pitched 23 1/3 WS innings, gave up 14 hits, 3 earned runs, 28 K. Evil Red Sox fans have me touting Beckett's stats.

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  59. The Nats are...well, the Nats. Wow.

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  60. Jason Bergman's ERA? Infinity.

    That happens when you enter a game with the bases loaded and groove your first pitch of the seaon right down the middle. Grand slam, exit Bergman, enjoy Triple A pal.

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  61. That guy got like 10 strongest whites and still couldn't get through.

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  62. does it annoy the shit out of anyone here besides me when tiger, in pressers, refers to certain people by their nicknames?

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  63. Like "Dan" instead of "Daniel"? We get your point, Daniel.

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  64. Can we get Nyjer Morgan a jersey that fits please.

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  65. I agree with you Dan. The way Tiger said something like "Go ahead, Rosy" was grating. It's worse when you realize he gives these nicknames to fat 50 year-old dudes who worship him.

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  66. i think whitney sandbagged me.

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  67. You mean based on today?

    If Whitney did, it'd be about time he got you back. But if you think the Mets can't let him down . . . stay tuned.

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  68. Only based on today's outing, it'd be best if Mike Jacobs 2.0 gets PH AB's predominantly. K/K/F4/3-1.

    Much like in Old Detroit, we need Murphy to come back soon, and much, much better than he was.

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  69. deadspin has an expose today on vegetable-based papal elections targeted directly at several gtb staffers.

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  70. If it's a how to guide I deman royalties.

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  71. OCP will have none of that talk.

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  72. i'm stunned you're not pictured, frankly

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  73. Wow. That story sounds very familiar to a Teej story from many moons ago...Jerry was there to witness it. Perhaps later this eve I'll drop the full story in these comments.

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  74. When we all went to Jacksonville for the WLOCP I ended up stealing an apple (I know, not a vegetable) from the Lobby of the Hyatt (where we were staying) so TJ and the rest of us could cast ballots before we went out. That was the first of many, many memorable incidents on that fine weekend.

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  75. How long until the Mets sign Jack Cust?

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  76. why is frankie rodriguez pitching in a 6-run game?

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  77. He's pitching for his wounded hermanos in Venezuela.

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  78. Mark, you actually stole me a lime I believe... which is the first and only time I used a lime in an election.

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  79. Mets have an off day tomorrow.

    Florida had some Angry Men caliber fielding today.

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  80. I think you're right TJ. I do remember it being a bit of a challenge for you. I think the apple I tried to steal was plastic.

    And it's been discussed here before but that weekend was one of the all time greats when it comes to random events and people.

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  81. Vodka Guy. Cards win worls eries. Slats Tyson. Roberto "Relax Guy". Laughing as I type this.

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  82. That was a Dan-type comment.

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  83. Greg's epic nosebleed, meet me at the Mall, it's going down, Slats' power room, Socks/Turtle...and yeah, I'm laughing too.

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  84. jason heyward, yard.

    and butler cancelled classes for tomorrow. i smell karmic trouble.

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  85. I see your point, Rob. However, it's the smart move. Virtually none of your students are attending class if the basketball team in is the title game (I know I didn't when UF took on MSU in 2000) absolutely none of them are attending if said title game is in the same city as the University.

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  86. i know. i'm just engaging in blogging dipshittery to get through the rest of the day.

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  87. I think 80% of W&M students would shrug off a tourney final and hold to their daily routine. The Baptist Student Union, the Young Republicans and the service fraternities, for example, would all march on without missing a beat. These groups probably encompass 10% of the student body, but represent 100% of its nerdiness.

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  88. Due some duoche who could not manage to finish a deposition in 6 hours, I am stuck in Tampa tonight at a hotel by the airport. Any of you Florida degenerates have some recommendations?

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  89. The embassy suites are not sweet.

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  90. There's no way that all of the dorkiness at W&M can be encompassed in 10% of the population. A solid 70% of the student body sucked hard.

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  91. The basketball HOF is inducting entire teams now?

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  92. By the way, Marls just emailed a pic of his Embassy Suites couch. If that's the motiff they're going for, Marls will be rocking out to Murph and the Magic Tones in the lounge later.

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  93. I'm going to see if Mr. Ronzini is still running the Armada room.

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  94. What
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    Is Mrs. K wearing?

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  95. ah, the obligatory 'robert montgomery knight' from dickie v.

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  96. digger looks like a terrain map - that's a lot of stripes

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  97. I'm trying to imagine the faces of middle-aged white men as they watched Diddy's intro.

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  98. Do you realize the street value of this mountain?

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  99. anyone catch zoubek's z-hands?

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  100. I thunk I just froze the left side of my brain.

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  101. matt howard's mustache for the win

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  102. Matt Howard's stache is porntastically wispy. His middle America accent makes me wonder if it's an ironic mustache or if he is just a farmboy who loves Larry Bird.

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  103. I did see the Z from Zoubek. We are on the same wavelength with our white center appreciation, Rob. Creepy.

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  104. So I walked over to the mall to see the food options. I was surprised to find a Palm. I am currently medicating via the TR method...a JW Black drip.

    There is a guy at the bar that TJ would to debate. He has made the following statements in the last 5 min.

    1. Mexico is better than brazil and will go farther in the WC
    2. The Bucs are going to win the superbowl.
    3. Simon and Simon sucked and ALF was the best show of the 80's
    4. Death at a funeral looks funny.

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  105. Duke wins by 17. Zoubek leverages the tourney to become a 2nd round draft pick in June.

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  106. I was all set to throw up a post for tonight's game that would supply Butler with a little karmic boost. However, the NCAA Nazis don't won't allow any tournament highlights on the interwebs so we don't get a clip of Mike Miller beating the buzzer (and Butler) back when they really were cinderellas. Thanks a lot, dicks.

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  107. it pains me, but i agree with at least the first half of tr's prediction.

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  108. you guys remember richie cunningham's older brother in the very early Happy Days episodes? Chuck was his name. that's matt howard.
    marls - luck is the residue of hard work

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  109. Marls -- I think that mall has a Blue Martini as well. Tampa schluts love that place.

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  110. Butler's shit-eating "happy to be here" grins did not inspire me in the pre-game stuff.

    Hayward just got away with a carry.

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  111. chucky's gotta hit those 2 footers

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  112. Do you realize the street value of this mountain?

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  113. marls - i know not what your status is on the significant other front, but if single, i recommend getting in a cabby cab and heading on over to blue martini if within 20 min or so

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  114. Miles Plumlee...villain in a 90210 plotline or seminal wage/price theoretician?

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  115. Maybe Duke should stop biting on Howard's pump fakes...

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  116. is tavis smiley a duke asst coach?

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  117. Shelvin Mack, so underrated.

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  118. nobody but mack is allowed to shoot

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  119. If the clock fails to function at any point during this game, they should first check to see if Kyle Singler's face made it stop.

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  120. Danimal, status is single not necessarily desired. I meat head over to check on that theory.

    He put his testicles all over me.

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  121. It's good to have Geoff back...can we please get a McNabb comment?

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  122. In college, Zoubek's sudden surge is a good story. In the pros, it has 'contract year' written all over it.

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  123. duke seems completely dominant. and only leads by 2. hmmmm.

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  124. Initial McNabb reaction: aggressively negative. Over time I'm warming to it if only because he is arguably the best QB the Skins have had since Theismann. He's a major upgrade, though he is very much on the downside of his career. I'm just not sure how done he is. I think he gets the Skins to the playoffs this year or next...I just think that may be his ceiling.

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  125. ummm....marls, i think you should slow down on the jdub's...

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  126. Butler's game plan has been stay close and eventually let their defense wear down the opposition take the game over in the final 6-7 minutes. So far, the pace and style of this game seem to be trending toward a similar scenario.

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  127. the shit that's being let go in this game and that's a foul on howard? boooo.

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  128. Butler is playing very physical on the defensive boards (read as: fouling the shit out of duke) and no fouls are being called. Intriguing...

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  129. I'm not sure the refs not to officiate Butler. They play so physical on every area of the floor that you could probably call a foul on every play. Which usually leads to inconsistent and uneven officiating. Same thing happened in the MSU game (though MSU's style had a lot to do with that too).

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  130. I've seen the Magic-Bird docu in its entirely 5 times. Its phenomenal...and not just because of Bird's hair and Bryant Gumbel's titillating pomposity.

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  131. stop the run! remain calm! all is well!

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  132. Jon Scheyer is going to make a lot of money...in Spain. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  133. I have to admit that these inbred Indianan fans are really starting to grind my gears.

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  134. No guy makes more "hey you suck enjoy Europe fucker" jokes than Mark.

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  135. Mark, does grind your gears mean piss you off or turn you on?

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  136. This mack kid is no Charlie Mack.

    He was first out of limo...

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  137. teejay is older than stevens. wrap your mind grapes around that.

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  138. Shaddoe Stevens, gay genius.

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  139. rob is smaller than the Travelocity gnome.

    Bump, set...

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  140. i don't think i heard one sports guy today predict a competitive game...

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  141. Piss me off, but that kind of turns me on.

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  142. You're right Dan but it only because of the name Duke, imo. Look at this Duke team individually. Are they really that much more impressive athletically?

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  143. Lazier? Teejay after seven beers or Forest Whitaker's left eye?

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  144. Somebody should cover Jukes, no?

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  145. Or "Whitney" changing names to his abortive drunken nickname?

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  146. it's been said, but both of these teams defend the shit out of the basketball. really fun first half.

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  147. I got rim jammed by a gamma phi. As I recall, it hurt.

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  148. Laziest: my comedy. A weak premise, left an "R" out of "Forrest", and it's his eyelid that strays, not his eye. So lame.

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  149. Do I hate Clark Kellogg? Or am I just happy he killed Billy Packer?

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  150. point, igor. offensive foul, teejay.

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  151. Point, teej.

    Reacharound, rob.

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  152. So how pissed are Sandler and James that they missed the boat? Hot Tub Time Machine just destroyed any chance that shitshow had...

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  153. "I see your lazy comedy and I raise you one Carlos Mencia."

    --teejay

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  154. you just gave yourself a point? strong.

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  155. Da'Sean Butler looks and acts like The Situation. I was bummed at myself for noticing this. He also looks high as shit.

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  156. how you guys doin on your woman's bracket?

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  157. While we're giving out points, Zoltan's Jason Bergman strongest whites joke played well to this audience...about 11 hours after he posted it.

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  158. I see your name change and raise you one Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf.

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  159. da'sean is doing his interview while stting on huggins' face

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  160. Can we sequester Marls and The Teej into a private chat-room so they can cyber-fellate each other whilst throwing out 80's movie lines?

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  161. Does anyone else see the Huggins/Butler floor hug and think, "Your gun is digging into my hip"? No? Okay.

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  162. I had UConn playing the cast of Designing Women in the final. So, I'm doing well. I've got Dixie Carter guarding Maya Moore and Meshack Taylor on Tina Charles.

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  163. and speaking of newark, congratulations for having your first murder-free month in, like, forever

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  164. We could, but we'd miss out on your Teen Wolf jokes.

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  165. The biggest disappointment of my day? Throwing out a very obscure Robocop reference in the comments of this very post and being sure, just sure that Teej would pick up on it and comment. No love.

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  166. Really???

    My OCP joke didn't suffice?

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  167. Geoff - That was one of the oddest meetings in the unstoried history of Unit M. He was a second semester junior and guys were just figuring out if he should be milked for dues and given some Lammie love for putting up with Eddie T's drunken rampages. Shockingly, it was Baldwin who threw down the ebony to squash the orgy of strongest whites. It was a wise move by the future walker.

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  168. Scott Baldwin...level headed about who should be a frat guy...probably poops outside more often than I do laundry.

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  169. the dude who invented boxed wine died today. somewhere, z-man is in a franzia coma.

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  170. Just got back from working in Newark. Seriously. I drank no Franzia today, although I give it my strongest white. What have I missed?

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  171. i think my biggest disappointment of the day will be in about 40 minutes when duke has won by less than 7 points.

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  172. Locke is dead. And is now Smokey. We think.

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  173. Nice push in the back by "Morning" Zoubek.

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  174. they are calling nothing. nothing.

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  175. and by that i mean that butler is mugging people

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  176. Re: Bergman - it was more than just one meeting. It was a series of meetings. First Big Ed threw it out there. Then next week someone else did. Spfechkt threw one out at one point. The Bone noted that "strongest whites mean nothing anymore." Then there was a flurry of strongest whites at one meeting, prompting Miguel to remark "we can't take that guy, he's Berman" and Baldwin retorted "but you're Miguel" and then blacked Bergman for reason, the reason being that he was fucking up the strength of the strongest white or messing with house unity or something really abstract like that. Surprisingly, Baldwin was abstract.

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  177. This game was already very physical. It's jumped about three levels in the first five minutes of the 2nd half.

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