Tiny sent along this link for our afternoon amusement:Wu Tang Nickname Generator
I got us started...when Gheorghe: The Summit takes place one year from now in New Orleans for Jazz Fest 2011 you can simply call me Sarkastik Desperado*.
*It's really quite sad that an internet meme like a Wu Tang nickname generator is able to peg me so easily.
I got us started...when Gheorghe: The Summit takes place one year from now in New Orleans for Jazz Fest 2011 you can simply call me Sarkastik Desperado*.
*It's really quite sad that an internet meme like a Wu Tang nickname generator is able to peg me so easily.
I am the Scrathin' Swami.
ReplyDeleteOr "Scratchin'"
ReplyDeleteInsane Dominator. So protect ya neck.
ReplyDeleteCash rules everything around here...
ReplyDeleteArrogant Mercenary--does that mean that I'm arrogant? Or am I a Mercenary fighting for arrogant people against the more grounded masses?
ReplyDeleteAnd can I spell it "Arrow-Gant Mer$enaree"?
ReplyDelete**I think "Arrow" and "Gant" are the makers of sub-premium menswear.
While we're at it, RIP Guru.
ReplyDeleteI'm just shocked you guys haven't commented on the team that got DQ'd from the gay World Series for not being "gay enough".
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't believe my team got booted from the gay world series.
ReplyDeleteThey weren't really playing for the other team?
ReplyDeleteElaine got them to switch teams.
ReplyDeleteCan I get some predictions here on where Tebow gets drafted (plus/minus 5)? I'll say he's picked around #36.
ReplyDeleteI say with the #44 pick in the draft the Patriots take Tebow.
ReplyDeleteTeej is copying nfl.com's mock draft selection for Tebow. They do a 3-round mock, which is comical and a bit dumb, yet totally captivating.
ReplyDeleteCan Mark (or somebody else) explain why Brandon Spikes is a 3rd rounder? Did his 40 time sink him that much?
I put your name in and it spit out Rhymenocerous.
ReplyDeleteI am? I just went with the Pats middle 2nd round pick, thus giving me a better chance to be correct given Geoff's "+/-5" cushion.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Gators have had at least one player picked in each of the last 58 NFL drafts, longest streak in SEC history.
ReplyDeleteTebow goes #6 overall when the Bills move up to get him.
ReplyDeleteWhat are the chances that Colt McCoy will be there at #41? And what are the chances that the Bills will take him if he's there?
That won't be necessary after the Bills take Clausen at #9.
ReplyDeleteCome on Z-Man, you think Buddy Nix can pull off a trade at 8pm tonight? The worst thing that could've happened to the Bills draft room was moving this thing to primetime. There isn't enuff caffeine-laced Ensure to get these guys through the night.
ReplyDeleteYou don't think that a brain trust consisting of a 90 year old owner, a 70 year old GM, and Chan Gailey can remain awake and cogent after 8 pm?
ReplyDeleteThe Bills front office has the worst prostate health in the NFL.
ReplyDelete'vulgar warrior' here, motherfuckers.
ReplyDeletei am the "arrogant ambassador." and i am kind of arrogant. and i have been to many foreign countries. i tried to get a new, badder nick-name but obviously the internet could see me-- b/c when i clicked again, it still nicknamed me "arrogant ambassador."
ReplyDeleteas soon as my brother plays some keyboard on it, i am going to release the greatest rock song in history. it has a rap in it, and i will credit it to the "arrogant ambassador." what rhymes with ambassador?
I am watching Lindsay Lohan meltdown in realtime on Twitter...surreal:
ReplyDeletehttp://twitter.com/lindsaylohan
i did it wrong. i forgot to put my name in. if you don't put your name in, it always calls you the "arrogant ambassador."
ReplyDeletei am actually the "irate hunter," which makes no sense, since i'm generally good-natured and i don't like to hunt.
if you put in your name as Fuckstik Master it names you Mighty Leader, but if you put in Fuckstik Meister then you are called Sarkastic Wizard.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck?
It's all part of the mystery of chessboxing Dave.
ReplyDeletehttp://dai.ly/bPJv5h
ReplyDeleteZ-man, Dave just doesn't have your witty unpredictable talent and natural game.
ReplyDeleteThat's why Dave is an Irate Hunter.
ReplyDeleteAnother fun thing to look forward to--Mel Kiper using the same sentence structure every time they cut a way to him narrating a video package on a draftee:
ReplyDeleteA 6'2" 314 pound senior, Turd Ferguson looks to be a late first round pick.
A versatile tight end with wide receiver speed, Fudgie Butters will not get past the 49ers in the third round.
A registered sex offender with a scorching case of penile gout, Rube Muttonchubbs is the top long snapper ever to come out of SMU.
Anybody think that this was the NCAA's plan all along? Float the 96 team thing out there. . .have people like me freak out about how they are ruining everything. . . then change it 68 teams resulting in a collective "ok, cool" from everybody. In addition, it brought the WWL into the bidding process resulting in CBS likely upping their "winning" bid.
ReplyDeleteI is Tha Prickly Comedian
ReplyDeleteI have to say I am very happy that ESPN will not have the NCAA tourney rights. I see enough of Dickie V's ugly mug as it is. I think somebody in an official capacity needs to come out and address if the 96 team scenario was legit.
ReplyDeleteAre we to assume that the 68 team format means the 8 worst teams play in 4 play-in games for the #1 seeds? Seems reasonable to me.
Would our Griffins have snuck in if it were a 68 team field this year?
i don't want to know the answer to that question, tr.
ReplyDeleteWu-Tang + draft = http://tinyurl.com/cy9lby
ReplyDeleteI have joined roughly 4,000 others at Nats Park this afternoon...go nats.
ReplyDeleteIf they would have failed to gain entry in a 68 team field, we could've taken solace that they were #69.
ReplyDeleteAnnnnnd...cut.
ReplyDeleteThank you all for playing.
just walked into the stairwell in my office building and smelled the obvious remnants of a papal election. mark, are you in dc?
ReplyDeleteSadly, no. I do have a new post coming at 5:33 though. And a papal election following shortly thereafter.
ReplyDeleteLazy-assed Wanderer.
ReplyDeleteword.