Friday, May 22, 2009

Gheorghe Helps the Authorities

Women sought in daring TV theft from Mo. Wal-Mart
May 20, 9:18 PM (ET)
JOPLIN, Mo.

(AP) - Police are looking for two women who pulled off the daring theft of a high-end television set from a Wal-Mart store. Police on Monday said one of the women posed as a Wal-Mart employee and the second played the role of customer Sunday night. The duo made off with a
52-inch, flat-screen Samsung TV worth $1,300. Police Cpl. Chuck Niess said that by the time any real Wal-Mart employees became suspicious, both women were gone. He said the phony employee was dressed as a Wal-Mart worker in tan slacks and a blue shirt and wore a communication device on her belt. She recruited some true employees to help her load the TV on a cart. Niess said Pittsburg, Kan., police reported suspects matching the same descriptions staged a similar theft at a Wal-Mart in that city.
Occifer, we found your culprits:

14 comments:

  1. a high end telvesion set at walmart - there's an oxymoron for you.

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  2. The Big Ragu was the wheelman.

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  3. I bought my new 50" TV at Wal-Mart. I was surprised too but they had the best prices and pretty good selection to boot.

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  4. Oh Craig Sager, you have outdone yourself sir...

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  5. I can't tell if Jim Palmer is irritated with Rob Dibble or a bit flattered by Dibble's ball washing.

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  6. we're all witnesses, or something. that was insane.

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  7. Okay, so I'm the last guy to the party. Just caught the end of Game 2, and while I'm sorry for Mark (and oddly found myself rooting for his guys only because of him), that was some fucking motherfucking shit. Wow.

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  8. Fuck motherfucking fuck daggerfuck.

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  9. magic are specializing in tough playoff beats. they bounced back strong after game 5 vs. the celts. we'll see how they do after last night. and I loved stan van gundy's 'what the fuck do you do about that?' face.

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  10. Don't forget the Game 1 loss to Philly in Round 1. They'll be fine though, they are nothing if not resilient.

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  11. Mark, I would own Big Z in the post.

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  12. A little late on that one Teej, but sure.

    ESPN just felt the need to give us Barry Melrose and Tim Kurkijan's opinions on Lebron's game winner from last night. Great. Thanks guys, I definitely needed an uninspired and uninformed look at last night's nut punch to put it all in perspective. Awesome.

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  13. nuggets and lakers are getting after it. intensity and macho stupidity in equal measure.

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  14. kenyon martin - not option 1 on offense down the stretch. guh.

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