Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Know Your Minor League Mascot

After last night's thoroughly disappointing coda to the college basketball season, it seems only fitting that we celebrate the nobility of a disgusting beast in today's KYMLM.
League: International (AAA)
Affiliation: Philadelphia Phillies

Self-Absorbed East Coast Elitist Commentary: I confess a sentimental attachment to the IronPigs (and not only because they share a nickname with a girl I used to accompany home in the wee hours of the morning during college). Over the past 15 years or so, my Dad's taken a liking to all things porcine, amassing a small hoard of pig bric-a-brac, ties, t-shirts, and stuffed porkers. I can't explain it, either, but it brings him happiness (and more importantly to him, I think, it brings other people happiness to give him pig stuff). He actually owns an IronPigs t-shirt, courtesy of his son. I'm not gonna break bad on the Pigs, not even a little.

Gheorgheness Quotient: 60/77 (The name is one of my all-time faves, but the Pigs lose a lot of points because of the lameness of their mascots and the garish wreck that is their website.)

22 comments:

  1. People are such morons. Fast & Furious made $72.5 million over the weekend.

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  2. That's a great nickname. Some of the best minor league mascot names are produced by the concatenation of words that aren't typically used together. Iron is a good one to use. Any team in the upper midwest can use Ice. I'd still like the Nats to change their name to the Beltway FatCats.

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  3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concatenation

    your welcome...

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  4. I love it when we talk about binary infix operators around here.

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  5. Does anyone know how to open a spreadsheet?

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  6. Hold it by the corners and stretch your arms as far as they will go.

    Next Up: How to make a "hospital corner"

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  7. I feel like "Iron Pig" was some poor girl's nickname in college. Was she friends with the Berlin Wall?

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  8. And by that I mean "when I was in college" as opposed to when rob was in college.

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  9. interesting. if only i'd thought to include a funny aside about a girl's nickname.

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  10. damn you, zoltan. damn you right to hell.

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  11. Concatenation is the opening track of Swedish Tech Metal band Meshuggah's album Chaosphere.

    my welcome, indeed.

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  12. and i believe 'iron curtain' was the berlin wall's friend. easy mistake to make.

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  13. You may be correct about the Iron Curtain. Alexei Carlesimov was very into some Bulgarian woman because "she's so Eastern Bloc." I think he got nowhere and thus she was the Iron Curtain.

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  14. I just can't believe the apostrophe police missed Geoff's "your welcome"...unless it was a deftly clever concatenation pun that went way over my head.

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  15. it wasn't missed, dennis. but the response was perhaps too subtle by half.

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  16. the mvp starts the 2009 season in style. can't hit the high inside fastball, my ass.

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  17. Great, now that its baseball season Rob will be a bossy, annoying, GAY midget.

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  18. blake griffin coming out, assuring wiz of losing the #1 pick.

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  19. I'm pretty sure the Wiz have tha beet...

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  20. I caught my "you're welcome" a few minutes after I posted it. I've been praying no one would notice since.

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