From the Picture's Worth 79 Billion Words File (or the Sports Bog, whichever), a preseason shot of Danny and Vinny. G:TB's crack captioning staff took our best (not really) shots below. We welcome yours in the comments.
“Danny, get Smoot on the horn; time to get mine.”
"Danny, you gotta stop drinking Mountain Dew if you want to lose that gut and get a 6-pack like me. Put your pager down and feel these abs. Right here"
"I don't know why Cooley's so proud of his junk...wait till that cheerleader wife of his gets a load of this!"
“No way. Last time you told me to pull your finger we wound up drafting a punter.”
"Hey . . . these rugburns on my knees keep food on my table, dick."
"This remote doesn't seem to work."
Why is Wayne Arnold hanging out with Vinny Cerrato?
ReplyDeleteI think we gotta give the prize to Comment 5. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteTemple might lose another heartbreaker here in a minute...
ReplyDelete...and disregard. Well done Temple Owls.
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