Monday, June 23, 2008

In Memoriam

Fuck
Shit
Piss
Cunt
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits

Man, I use 6 of those 7 on a nearly daily basis, and only my highly developed sense of chivalry prevents me from using the other one. It would be a fitting eulogy if even one major news outlet actually ran that list in its entirety.
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7 comments:

  1. T.J.4:12 PM, June 23, 2008

    Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about.

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  2. Mark5:02 PM, June 23, 2008

    I hate Jim Rome as much as the next guy, unless that guy's Jerry, but he got me pretty good with this one:

    "The WNBA, we've got next and two of us can dunk."

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  3. T.J.7:31 PM, June 23, 2008

    Um, I use all those 7...a lot.

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  4. Dave7:41 PM, June 23, 2008

    my students dedicated their exam to george carlin today-- i use a lot of his bits in class. and now that's he's dead, i'll plagiarize them and not give him credit.

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  5. rob10:03 PM, June 23, 2008

    is there a rule that requires espn to show the gibson homer every time the d'backs play on television?

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  6. T.J.8:03 AM, June 24, 2008

    rob, clean this place up...we might have some new visitors.

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  7. Eric (Extra P.)4:23 PM, June 25, 2008

    I have to admit I find it amusing that I will use six of the seven but find the "C-word" to be just a bit much.

    So I'm only 6/7ths of a foul-mouthed motherfucker.

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