Tuesday, June 23, 2026

World Cup Review: Week Two

Weeks are loosely defined during the World Cup, as you can tell. We're two days away from the end of matchday two competition, and we've seen six teams already clinch advancement (USA, baby!) and three nations already guaranteed to head home before the knockouts (Haiti, Türkiye, and Tunisia). 

A ton of great stories remain, though, and we're here to bring them to you.

One might have been forgiven for thinking Cabo Verde's all-time shocker of a draw against Spain was the pinnacle for that tiny West African island nation - the 0-0 draw made a global sensation of 40 year-old goalkeeper Vozinha. But the Blue Sharks aren't done. They scrapped out a pulsating 2-2 draw against powerhouse Uruguay to leave them on the brink of advancing to the Round of 32. Should Uruguay lose to Spain, all Cabo Verde would need to do is draw with Saudi Arabia to move on. A win over the Saudis guarantees them a spot in the next round. 

Which will give us more goats.

Japan are poised to go through after a stirring 2-2 draw with the Netherlands and a 4-0 pasting of Tunisia. A draw or better against Sweden sends them through, and they may well already have done enough to qualify as a third-place team in the event they fall to the Swedes. Host cities hope they get the Japanese fans, for obvious reasons.

DR Congo play their second group match today, taking on Colombia in Guadalajara. Congo stunned heavily favored Portugal, earning a 1-1 draw in their opening match. They'll be supported by one of the most colorful fans in this World Cup.

Michel Kuka Mboladinga, who goes by “Lumumba Vea,” first gained attention at the last year's AFCON, the African continental championships. His nickname means Lumumba Lives, an homage to his nation's first prime minister, Patrice Lumumba. The leader of the Congolese independence movement, Lumumba was tortured and slain by Belgian mercenaries in 1961 and remains a powerful symbol of national pride.

Bit of a departure from the fans and the pageantry for a moment to honor one of the players. Côte d'Ivoire (and RB Leipzig) winger Yan Diomande is just 19 years old. He played high school soccer in the United States before catching the attention of European clubs. He's reportedly caught the interest of Liverpool, and may be joining the Premier League side on a massive transfer this summer.

He's also an older brother who desperately misses his late sister. Diomande penned this moving tribute to her in The Players Tribune last week. After you wipe your eyes, you can root for The Elephants to knock off Curaçao and advance on Thursday.

Okay, we're back. And we're bringing Aussies. The Aussies, they're doing shoeys, or what we might've called 'shooting the boot' back in the day. Oi! Oi! Oi! 

Last, but definitely not least, the Norwegians are doing their level best to plunder our fair land. Here they are overwhelming Times Square in advance of their team's comprehensive 3-1 win over Senegal. 

Monday, June 22, 2026

Are We Moving to California?

Do we like the Bay Area? I think we do, or could at least learn to love it.

Have we harbored a dream, an awesome dream, of creating The Compound? A home for Gheorghies and those who love us? We have, friends. 

Can we scrape together $4m for a place that's already built and optimized for multi-family living? Shit, there are banks we could rob if nothing else.

With all of those questions answered in the affirmative, I think it's time to make a move.

I give you Radish.

20 adults and eight kids currently live in seven units across four buildings in the 14,000 square-foot compound in Oakland. The collective are selling the property after eight years and moving to new digs that better fit their growing families. Phil Levin and his wife Kristen Berman started Radish in 2018, and brought in their friends over time.

Though initially curious about how this sort of communal living would work, Levin says, “It turns out that our friends were not weird,” Levin said. “This is sort of the universal desire, and it wasn't being expressed because it wasn’t on the menu for people.”

Our friends might be weird, to be honest. But the desire is definitely there. Deadline for offers on the property is July 10. Anyone know a lawyer?

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Amazing Human Tricks

Here today, as always, for near-Sisyphean human endeavor in service of niche entertainment that reaches escape velocity and enraptures the masses*. 

* It us. We the masses.

YouTube accountholder Corduroy Frames set out five years ago to recreate one of the most epic videos of all time in stop motion format. He (I assume it's a he, because this kind of pointless and futile and awesome activity is highly male-coded, but it could be a she. Or a they, honestly.) finally published his magnum opus, a la Pigman in PCU, a few short weeks ago. 

Friends, I give you, Stop Motion Sabotage.



Tuesday, June 16, 2026

World Cup Review: Week One

Spanning (part of) the globe to bring you off-field color from the largest sporting event on the planet.

I confess that the vibes for the World Cup felt off before the event started. FIFA's venality, Trump's gross sheen, visa issues for players and staff - all of those things combined to make me fear the worst. One week in and it seems I had it all wrong. We've witnessed if not a triumph then at least an upwelling of the human spirit. The world has come to North America, and North America has embraced it with arms wide open.

You can find any number of excellent game reports, so we'll take a different approach. In this first weekly recap, we'll share a few of the off-field things that caught our attention, the diversity of humanity that makes this event (and, not so subtly our nation) great.

"Rock, Chalk, Algeria" is a twist we didn't see coming. The African nation set up shop in Lawrence, KS, training at the University of Kansas in advance of their group stage matches, two of which are in Kansas City. And the small midwestern college town has gone all in to adopt the Fennecs.

Meanwhile, large cities are rolling out the red carpet, as well. But not before the guests pregame appropriately. Scotland fans drank a plane dry of beer, finished off the wine, as well, and then took over Boston.


A semi-on-field moment worth noting, now. Mexican striker Raul Jimenez has been on a bit of a rollercoaster over the past several years. He suffered a severe concussion with Wolverhampton Wanderers in 2020 that kept him off the pitch for nine months. He still wears a padded headband as a result. He spent the last four years with Fulham, tallying 28 goals in 98 games as he rebuilt his confidence. 

Jimenez is Mexico's second all-time leading scorer, with 46 goals for El Tri. None may have mattered more than his goal against South Africa in the tournament's first match. Jimenez had a poor World Cup in 2022, just two years removed from his injury. In March, he lost his father. So it's no wonder that this is how he reacted to scoring the 2026 World Cup's second goal:

The World Cup is being played in Canada and Mexico, in addition to the U.S. Which has led to some amazing fan interactions. Koreans and Mexicans in Guadalajara have become fast hermanos. Flip through all of the videos on this Instagram post:

And last, but most definitely not least, the traveling party that is the Dutch rolled into Texas, and the results have not disappointed.


All this and we're not even a full week into the festivities. Give me all the silliness and joy.

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Interlude

I have, since I can remember, despised the New York Knicks. Irrationally so. A week or so ago, Whit texted me to ask, "I know how you felt about the Knicks in the 1990s. How do you feel about them these days?"

To which I responded, "Certainly less intensely".

Still, not a Knick fan, though this group of players is hard to hate. But I can't help but be moved by this scene from the city after Jalen Brunson and his buddies brought the title back to New York:

A multicultural throng singing a black artist's song celebrating a group of (mostly) black dudes on the eve of our tinpot despot's birthday. That'll get you in the feels a bit. 

Friday, June 12, 2026

Please Don't Be MAGA: The Sequel

Almost exactly a year ago, we celebrated a uniquely-built ballplayer with a great story. Cal "Big Dumper" Raleigh took the G:TB endorsement and ran with it, finishing 2025 with 60 homers and a .948 OPS and leading the Mariners to the seventh game of the American League Championship Series. At the time, we were a bit cautious in our appreciation, given the fact that Raleigh plays a MAGA-forward sport and was raised in Tennessee and North Carolina. 

Raleigh's off to an injury-riddled slow start in 2026, but as of yet, hasn't displayed any egregiously bad politics, so we'll count that as a win. For now.

With Raleigh on the shelf, we need a new object of affection. A different beefy lad with an arsenal of quirks, perhaps. And boy, do we have somebody for you.

Red Sox left-hander Payton Tolle (pronounced TOLL-ee) made his debut in the bigs last season, appearing in seven games at the end of the season. Perhaps you caught this video of his welcome to the bigs gentle hazing session:

Tolle's settled in during this, his second campaign in the bigs (though he's technically still a rookie). He's started nine games for the middling Sox, recording 54 Ks in 53.1 innings and posting a 2.70 ERA and a 1.050 WHIP. The 6'6", 250 lb. left-hander has been one of Boston's few bright spots on the field, and an unquestionable nut job on it. Witness, for example, this...whatever it was and his post-game remarks:

As one might imagine, a lad of Tolle's dimensions who grew up in Oklahoma and played college ball at Wichita State and TCU (please no MAGA, please no MAGA), he's a fan of the cow. Here's one of his stories on the topic:

My favorite Tolle moment of the season happened last week against the Orioles. He induced a high chop to third from Orioles' catcher Samuel Basallo and then, well, then he did this:

Tolle is, as you might suspect, fast becoming a fan favorite. We'll leave you with this minute-long clip of Tolle being Tolle. Just an absolute lunatic (complimentary). Monkey never cramp.

Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Deceased Nag and Cudgel Alert: CBS News Edition

When CBS fired Scott Pelley last week, a logical assumption was that he had a substantial 401(k) or a standing offer to work elsewhere if his former gig went sideways. Perhaps both. The longtime CBS News and “60 Minutes” correspondent had to know that one doesn’t call out the new boss in front of colleagues without repercussions. 

Indeed, the consequences were swift, as the network turfed him one day after a contentious exchange at new chief Nick Bilton’s first staff meeting. Further details and Pelley’s own account of events reveal an even more dispiriting, if entirely predictable, situation. 

Bilton is the hand-picked choice of network news division head Bari Weiss to lead “60 Minutes.” Put another way, one unqualified, mediocre former New York Times columnist installed another to run the network’s premier news program. 

Last week’s intro staff meeting quickly devolved, according to multiple reports amid leaks from attendees, and lasted just 15 minutes before Bilton exited. Initial reporting said that Pelley interrupted Bilton’s opening monologue to say that Weiss was “murdering” the news magazine. “She does not love this place. She was brought in to kill it, and she’s been doing exactly that," Pelley said in multiple reports in which outlets obtained audio of the meeting. Pelley added that both Weiss and Bilton are unqualified for their positions and that Bilton would “never be welcome here.” He asked Bilton why several senior staffers were fired the week prior. Bilton didn’t answer the question and responded that it wasn’t his decision (side note: journalists do not always adhere to standards to which they hold their subjects). A Weiss deputy and new CBS editor told Pelley that he was being rude. “This is not actually productive,” Charles Forelle said. “This is not an interview.” Pelley replied, “It’s working for me.” He added, “Anybody came into our house, this is ’60 Minutes.’ I guess you wandered in expecting to read a statement off?” 

Bilton walked shortly thereafter. Pelley was fired the following day, and Bilton released a whiny, self-serving statement: “While I’m new to ‘60 Minutes,’ I’ve devoted my career to investigative journalism and storytelling. I started this job excited to collaborate and to benefit from the wisdom and experience of the ‘60 Minutes’ veterans, with you among them. For that reason, one of the first things I did in my new role was call you to talk and invite you to dinner. It is a profound disappointment that you rejected that overture and chose ambush instead. Yesterday, you hijacked my first meeting with staff to disparage me, my qualifications, and my intentions with remarkable incivility and contempt. I welcome a diversity of viewpoints and respectful debate among the team, but this was nothing of the sort. Yesterday’s performative display of hostility – enacted in front of the staff instead of in a civil, private conversation – demonstrated that you have no interest in contributing to the future success of the show, or approaching my new tenure with a mind open to collaboration and progress.” 

We’ll get to Bilton’s qualifications and career shortly. Pelley responded to Bilton’s remarks with a lengthy statement in which he said that new management was attempting to curry favor with the Trump administration. He lamented the loss of professionalism, experience and institutional knowledge due to those already fired. “For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over ‘60 Minutes’ interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.” 

Bilton’s claim that he’s devoted his career to investigative journalism is dubious, at best. At the New York Times, he was a design editor in the newsroom and a researcher, and later a forgettable columnist writing about technology issues. He moved to Vanity Fair a decade ago and tried to pass himself off as having been on the front lines of the story about Theranos, the fraudulent health tech company that landed founder Elizabeth Holmes in jail after bilking investors out of hundreds of millions of dollars. He lately devoted his time to making documentaries and collaborating with Martin Scorsese on a screenplay. Like Weiss, he has never worked in TV news, yet somehow was sold on the idea that overseeing the most venerated news magazine in TV history is a fine entry-level position. 

Pelley sat down with a New York Times reporter late last week and elaborated on the entire dust-up and his termination. He said that he and remaining staff were in shock after a handful of senior staffers were fired the week previously, without explanation, including the head of the show – a woman with decades of experience at the network and Emmy Awards on her resume who was given until the end of the workday to clear out her office. He was also put off by an introductory email that Bilton sent to staff in advance of the first meeting, in which he wrote that it’s no longer 1968 (the year “60 Minutes” went on the air), implying that the newsmag is stuck in the past, and seemed unaware that the show has been broadcast online, globally, for more than a decade and not just at 7 p.m. on Sundays. 

At the intro staff meeting, Pelley said that Bilton sat in front of the group and simply started to read a statement from his phone, a remarkably tone-deaf ice-breaker. Pelley felt compelled to speak up, he said, after he looked around the room and saw that he was the most senior staffer in attendance (age 68, with 37 years at CBS). As for the notion that he publicly berated the new boss, Pelley said that he believed the meeting was private and behind closed doors (subtract points for naivete, as every employee, disgruntled or otherwise, carries a portable recording device these days), and that “60 Minutes” DNA includes tension and hard questions. The next day he was called into the office, where a CBS news exec said he had committed a fireable offense and ended the meeting after 10 minutes. He said that he honestly didn't believe that he'd be fired (subtract more points for naivete). He learned later that day that he was canned. 
The shakeups and firings at CBS News and “60 Minutes” are dressed up as modernizing traditional storytelling and identifying new avenues of connection and communication. As the site’s media grump, I’ve yammered about much of this previously, but it’s worth repeating that it’s yet another big corporate thumb on the scale of independent journalism. CBS was bought by Skydance Media, whose leader, billionaire David Ellison, overpaid for Weiss’s media startup and then installed her as head of the network’s news division. Both Ellison and his dad, gazillionaire Oracle founder Larry Ellison, are Trump supporters and needed a compliant FCC to sign off on Skydance’s purchase of Paramount and CBS. Weiss alienated the room almost immediately by firing staffers, holding a “60 Minutes” piece on the notorious El Salvador prison where immigrants were sent, hosting a town hall with the widow of slain shit-stirrer Charlie Kirk, and inserting morning show haircut Tony Dokoupil as evening news anchor. She passes herself off as a centrist truth seeker, but her track record is right-wing sympathizer and Israel supporter who often targets mainstream media, “wokeness” and diversity initiatives. Now comes Bilton. 

Pelley said that both Weiss and Bilton are out of their depth. He likened it to being asked to fly a 747 with hundreds of passengers to Paris. “We need adult supervision and at the moment we don’t have it,” Pelley said in the Times. “We have people who’ve been installed in these jobs who through no fault of their own have no experience in television. They don’t know what they’re doing. And there’s a subtle political bias that I’ve never seen at ‘60 Minutes’ before, or at CBS News before. So that is my hope: a return to sanity. We can save this. It’s possible to land this plane. But right now, CBS News is on fire.”