Wednesday, November 06, 2024
Tuesday, November 05, 2024
Gheorghe Explains: An Election Prediction
Monday, November 04, 2024
Distraction
Lots to report on from our trip to Nashville, which lived up to the hype in terms of food, music, and revelry, and in my wife's case, profligate spending of money on clothes. Since I've got to actually do some work today, I'll share a video in honor of our friend Erin getting us kicked out of Tootsie's on Broadway.
Saturday, November 02, 2024
Wrenball: A Preview
Wednesday, October 30, 2024
zBouillabaise
zBouillabaise is back!
1. zkids
Everyone else here has kids that are good at cool things. I have little to brag about though, my kids have little talent. zson's lone God-given gift reared its head at a Cub Scout meeting about 5 years ago when they had to try to use flint and steel to make a fire. He went from kindling to roaring inferno in about two strikes of the metal and 15 seconds of puffing. None of the other kids, or their parents, could do it so he went around starting fires for everyone else. So he has a future in arsonry and insurance fraud.
And zdaughter's secret skill surfaced recently! She went to a laser tag birthday party, winning all five rounds with the most confirmed kills in each round. She was named MVP! Now she's convinced that she's a Mandalorian. So she has a future in warfare and bounty hunting. Here's an action photo from my basement.
2. I read a book
I read a book and you should read it too. FOGTB the DLC's wife wrote Grown Women and it's phenomenal. I can't believe I know anyone who can write so much so well. The novel spans a forty-some-odd year arc of time in the lives of a family of four generations of women and the dysfunction between them. Their relationships get hectic but the end made me smile. I'll let the Daves write a proper analysis after they read it.
Monday, October 28, 2024
Distracting the Fuck Out of Y'all
Today's entry in the catalog of things to take our minds off of all the things takes us to a place we already visit quite a bit. One could say we're experts in the subject, but I've never seen it studied quite so deeply.
I'm talking about swearing.
And so is Jack Grieve, a foreign linguistics professor at Aston University in Birmingham, UK. Grieve examined nearly 9 million geocoded tweets to assess the relative frequency of different curse words in different parts of the U.S. Here's fuck, for example:
You'll not be shocked to learn that nearly every Gheorghie lives in a high fuck region.From a post at the swearing-focused blog (and you thought *we* were niche) Strong Language, here's a bit more detail.
Hell, damn and bitch are especially popular in the south and southeast. Douche is relatively common in northern states. Bastard is beloved in Maine and New Hampshire, and those states – together with a band across southern Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas – are the areas of particular motherfucker favour. Crap is more popular inland, fuck along the coasts. Fuckboy – a rising star* – is also mainly a coastal thing, so far.
The post has a bunch of maps showing the regional frequency of other terms, like damn, douche, asshole, and motherfucker. It's a really fucking nice way to distract yourself. Enjoy.
Friday, October 25, 2024
Gheorghasord: Lighten Up
The next two weeks...hoo boy. It's gonna feel like two decades, and most of it ain't gonna be fun. So as a public service (and if you think about it, serving the public is what we're all about here - that, and the occasional invitation to a cool movie screening), we're here to provide a few things to take your mind off of the election and a couple election-related things that'll make you smile amidst the onslaught of things that make you nervous and wanting to slam your head against a bridge piling.
Let's start with the political, first with Coach Tim Walz going all Coach Tim Walz on Elon Musk:
If I still played Fantasy Football, Skipping Dipshits might make for a solid team name. Almost as good as Dorking Wanderers.
In other amusing politico tricks, check out the former guy busting out a little Eminem:
Moving on to distractions non-political, the first 30 seconds of the most recent episode of We Defy Augury offers an audioscape highlighted by sweat running down Dave's hairy ass. If that won't take your mind off of things, you're some kind of mutant. It does get better from there, but the theme of distraction stays present, as our man plumbs the horror novel genre for insight. It's a good one. Once you get through the first minute.
And finally, by the time this goes to print, we'll have a bit better idea of whether our guy Joel Dahmen is likely to keep his TOUR card for the 2025 season. On the one hand, he's raised his profile substantially in the wake of the Netflix Full Swing series, grabbing endorsements from The Finnish Long Drink, Bushmills, and MGM Resorts, among others. But that exposure came with a price. Dahmen's on-course play hasn't been very good for a while, and after a string of mid-table finishes, he entered this evening's second round play at the ZOZO Championship (this evening, because it's in Japan) outside the top 125 on the FedEx points list, the cut line for full TOUR membership the following season.
Dahmen finished the first round tied for 52nd at one over par. He's gonna need to move up 10-15 places over the rest of the tournament to guarantee another year on TOUR. Get it, Joel.