Monday, March 09, 2026

Pig on the Wall

Several years ago, Marls told me I was too dumb to make a podcast. He was probably right, but I proceeded anyway. I made 82 episodes of a rambling, disorganized, sometimes compelling, sometimes tangential show called We Defy Augury. 

I'm glad I did it-- but I didn't really know what I was doing, and the audio quality is inconsistent. 

I also felt like I had unconsciously duplicated my one complaint about Gheorghe: The Blog . . . I gave my project a name that is challenging to convey. 

We all know the drill: by the time you explain George the Magazine, Gheorghe Muresan, and how many "h"s are in the title of this blog, most people's eyes have glazed over. I had the same problem with We Defy Augury-- by the time I explained the Shakespearean context, the meaning of the word "augury," and the connection to my theme, people were either snoring or annoyed with my intellectual pretensions.

So my new project is going to be more organized, purposeful, and focused (but not THAT organized, purposeful, and focused-- let's be real here). 

It also has a much simpler name: Pig on the Wall

I made an introductory episode explaining the meaning of the title and how it connects to my theme.

Essentially, I want to tell the story of great works of art and most excellent human achievements-- and my thesis is that these accomplishments are most often in some way, shape, or form collaborative: the work of many minds from many times. So it is a podcast that celebrates cooperation, influence, human interaction, intellectual borrowing, and-- sometimes-- outright plagiarism, 

I'm also really trying to do the audio correctly-- you're supposed to use compression and normalization to get to a certain volume level (Marls could have told me this initially).

Pig on the Wall is going to be less like the typical podcast and more like Andrew Hickey's A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs. The typical podcast features two or three people talking, often intelligently or eloquently, about some topic. Hickey's podcast is painstakingly researched and contains a plethora of musical clips, woven into the narrative. He takes. along time to make each episode. This is the route I'm selecting. There are enough "smart people talking" podcasts out there. 

I wanted to start ambitiously, so right now I am in the midst of Shakespeare's Hamlet-- which is an incredibly messy collaboration between Shakespeare and a number of other authors, stretching back to a tenth-century Norse legend. If you're interested in the context and history of the play, listen to the first couple of episodes-- but they do get a bit technical. 

But my most recent episode: "Hamlet: Act Three . . . To Be or Not to Be?" is intended for general audiences. 

I do some analysis of the most famous monologue in literature, and then present a sample of the many interpretations of both the soliloquy and the following (disastrous) scene. 

Hamlet is the most produced dramatic performance in the history of film and theater. It's been enacted countless times, and there are dozens and dozens of films based on the play (including The Lion King). 

I collected a slew of my favorite productions, put them all in Logic, and then pulled out the best and most interesting moments.


I then wove these moments into my analysis. It was a pain-in-the-ass, but it was worth it. I don't think there's anything like it.

I also prompted AI to make me a logo. It was very difficult to get AI to collaborate with me-- I should have just drawn it myself. 

The logo is based on an ancient painting of a pig on a cave wall. 

This is where we started . . .


There were a lot of ugly iterations along the way-- and a bunch of five-legged pigs!-- but we eventually arrived at this:


Perhaps this is the future of collaboration?

I know my premise (and Hamlet) sounds daunting, but give it a shot. I hope you enjoy it, and I promise, there will be lighter, less literary episodes in the future! 

But first, I need to finish Hamlet. Three more episodes to go . . .

16 comments:

  1. I hope at least one episode includes a rant against daylight savings time. I've also tried to make a logo using AI and got similarly bad results to the point where I told it "You suck, why is this so difficult?!" Did your prompt include the word Lascaux?

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  2. womp womp of an end to the tribe’s season. lost by 31 to hofstra. Won 20 games, so that’s something. still think brian earl is a quality coach. wait ‘til next year!

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  3. Our shop uses a design service to do document/image/logo creation. The service is likely using some of Adobe's AI features, but we do get quality output from it, with the benefit of being a logo that can be printed or modified to suit a variety of applications.

    I usually end up not using as much of the service as I pay for, so I'm happy to use that for any design work for Gheorghies should the need arise.

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  4. take my sad logo and make it better, better, better . . .

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  5. drove from nashville to owensboro, ky today. pretty drive in a part of the country i’d never seen. about two hours, which afforded me some pig-listening time. holy ambitious efforts, batman!

    sounds great, happy to see god make a return, learning quite a bit. huzzah, dave.

    and as i noted to him on saturday when we were together, it’s amusingly ironic that a podcast series dedicated to the power of collaboration is made by one person.

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  6. gonzaga’s freshman point guard, mario saint-supery, is related to author antoine saint-exupery. that’s the kind of sports/literature connection that this here web blog was born to highlight.

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  7. Dave and dumb are not two things that I would have ever put together.

    On the other hand…annoyingly pedantic and musically pretentious…maybe

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  8. i am collaborating with shakespeare and all the performers, with this series-- but i'm ready to collaborate with any of you, just choose a work of art or achievement, do some reading, and we'll make an episode . . .

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  9. we should do the history of blogging through the lens of gheorghe: the blog. meta as fuck.

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  10. Working out next to a sophomore tight end for the tribe. He’s about to squat 495 lbs.

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  11. He moved it. Not full depth, and just one rep, but that’s pretty good.

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  12. start reading!

    Scott Rosenberg's Say Everything: How Blogging Began, What It's Becoming, and Why It Matters is the definitive, highly regarded history of the blogging revolution, chronicling its shift from personal online diaries to a major force in media and politics.

    is gheorghe a major force?

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  13. yes, gtb is a mhajor fhorce

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  14. at a conference with a colleague who is a teetotaling former baptist youth pastor. who also was a regionally-successful standup comedian who’s opened for brian regan, among others. he’s a dry, hilarious, and a fascinating dude. worlds are colliding.

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