happy for teej's new hip. not happy that he's one of a few friends of the same age that has replaced key body components in the last year. we're 50 years olds getting hip and kne replacements when we were kids?
Unfortunately, this hip has a long history leading to last Tuesday's replacement: - dislocation at 14, spent entire freshman year of high school on crutches to not fuck it up more - six years ago, break it - three screws inserted - five years ago, surgery to take one of the three screws out
In the past year, the only greater collapse than this hip was Aaron Rodger's legacy
Steady rolling with your new hip, T.J., though it seems an extreme measure just so that you can evaluate handicapped and differently-abled features and compliance on public transportation.
it's the most wonderful time of the year!
ReplyDeletehappy for teej's new hip. not happy that he's one of a few friends of the same age that has replaced key body components in the last year. we're 50 years olds getting hip and kne replacements when we were kids?
ReplyDeleteto say nothing about how high his belt is, danimal. that's elite old man shit.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, this hip has a long history leading to last Tuesday's replacement:
ReplyDelete- dislocation at 14, spent entire freshman year of high school on crutches to not fuck it up more
- six years ago, break it - three screws inserted
- five years ago, surgery to take one of the three screws out
In the past year, the only greater collapse than this hip was Aaron Rodger's legacy
oh, and that belt was to catch me if i got too speedy in the walker or fumbled on the stairs, as one does
ReplyDeleteLooking good Teedge! Did you drop some ell-bees before the surgery?
ReplyDeletethe only good thing that came out of that pandemic was I lost some solid ell-bees (and have more or less kept them off)
ReplyDeleteTeedger is a hip, hip, hip man, man. Godspeed back to full strength and enjoy the Gheorghemas miracle!
ReplyDeleteGo on, Teejus!
ReplyDeleteSteady rolling with your new hip, T.J., though it seems an extreme measure just so that you can evaluate handicapped and differently-abled features and compliance on public transportation.
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