We don't understand, either, Coach |
The first set of digits represents William & Mary basketball's history before Tony Shaver was hired from Hampden-Sydney in 2003, figuring he had one last, best shot to test his mettle at the Division I level. After a couple of years of scuffling, he scrapped his up-tempo system and adapted to the players he was able to recruit, and built an offense tailored to disciplined, smart athletes who could shoot, even if most of them couldn't jump out of the gym in the early years. Which led to the second group of numbers.
Stats are interesting, and you can build a story around them if you're so inclined. W&M Athletic Director Samantha Huge seems to have built a narrative that suits her vision around a single stat, or lack thereof. In firing the best coach ever to have worked the sidelines in Williamsburg, she noted that, "We are forever grateful to Tony for his commitment and service over 16 years to William & Mary. He is a teacher not just a coach and his impact on hundreds of young men will be felt by them for years to come." Nothing to quibble with there.
Huge went on to say, "However, we have high expectations for our men's basketball program, including participating in the NCAA Tournament, and we will not shy away from setting the bar high. Now is the time to begin a new chapter in William & Mary basketball." The 0-fer the Shaver put up when it comes to NCAA Tournament bids is the Scarlet Number that Samantha Huge couldn't overlook.
At the mid-major level, every conference tournament is a crapshoot, a lot like the Major League Baseball playoffs. Four, five, six teams in each league have hope entering the postseason. Look at Saint Mary's this year. Or Bradley. Or Northern Kentucky. All we can ever ask as alumni of a school like William & Mary is to have hope.
Before Tony Shaver, we had none. Since our first miracle CAA Tournament run in 2008, we've had it in spades, and three other times, we were one game away from history. After the 2008 CAA Finals loss to George Mason, we wrote this:
"But as we noted in this space just yesterday, the loss does nothing to diminish the joy this unlikely group of kids brought to W&M’s generally subdued alumni. For the briefest of moments we were allowed to pretend we belonged, to plan trips to the Boise or Sacramento or Tacoma subregionals, to shout ourselves hoarse watching a game that actually mattered, and to dream. Generations of us had never even allowed ourselves to dream. When we talk about this team, that’s the thing we’ll remember – not that they finally fell short, but that they let us dream, hope, and care. And at some level, that’s the magic of college basketball, that an obscure school from a mid-major conference can make otherwise mature (it’s in the eye of the beholder, people) adults let loose the bonds of logic and rationality and really, deeply believe in the most unlikely outcomes."When we talk about Tony Shaver, we won't talk about the 226-258 record or the eight losing seasons. The thing we'll remember is not that he lost more than he won, but that he let us dream, hope, and care. And that's a hell of a thing.
In Shaver We Trust.
Wouldn’t that 0 be a Scarlet Number?
ReplyDeletethat's why we crowdsource our editing. that's a much better phrasing. i'll shall change posthaste.
ReplyDeleteWith that statement, AD Huge has effectively implemented a high-bar performance metric not only for the next coach but also herself.
ReplyDeleteReading the tea leaves, it feels like Huge is going to go for an assistant from a power conference team that has a history of going to the NCAA’s. Welcome to Rick Boyages, Volume II.
ReplyDeletethat's exactly what i think and fear
ReplyDeleteA great name for a Yo La Tengo tribute band would be Tu La Tienes.
ReplyDeleteRick Boyages, aka Bon....where is he now?
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope JMU gives Shaver a look. That would be sweet.
I had to google Rick Boyages. I assumed it was a movie reference.
ReplyDeleteapparently Rick is a member of the New England Basketball Hall of Fame
ReplyDeleteI wanted to name my puppy Rick, in honor of a weird guy my wife and always see once a year at a friend’s holiday party. She overrules me. Great dog name.
ReplyDeletetell her you want to name it after rik from 'the young ones'. different spelling. should work out.
ReplyDeleteali krieger and mark's girl ashlyn harris announced their engagement recently. which is awesome. how long until two male teammates in a major team sport go public with a romantic relationship? i say it'll be more than a decade.
ReplyDeletedog names should be two syllables, preferably trochee, for calling purposes. a three syllable anapest is also possible.
ReplyDelete"rick" is an awful dog name (you'd have to do that weird making a one syllable word into a two syllable word when you called him . . . "Riiiii-- iiiiick!" that's not tenable)
Anapest? Is that what you order before the main course at an Italian restaurant? Or the capital of Hungary?
ReplyDeleteIf your dog's name has just one syllable you don't use fancy SAT words to call it, you just yell the name in one short burst. Like "Duke!" or "Spot!" or "Rick!"
Dave's former dog's name was Sirius, which is neither a trochee nor an anapest. So he should stop advising people to do things he doesn't do.
ReplyDeletePlus, he named the dog that because of his addiction to satellite radio. So stupid.
I thought he couldn't spell serious.
ReplyDeletenah, he’s a huge yahoo serious fan
ReplyDeleteYoung Einstein was a great flick
ReplyDeletesirius is a dactyl, which is also fine. Seeee-re-us. You can yell that.
ReplyDeleteI was just at the dog park and this guys had a dog named Neil, who he was constantly chastising. it was pathetic.
Neeee-- uuhhhlll, Neeee-- uuhhhlll, Neeee-- uuhhhlll . . . what a mess.
Rick would be similar. Our new dog Lola, has an ideal name for calling.
did you meet her in a kennel club down in North Soho?
ReplyDeleteA buddy has a dog named Lola. It has a malformed vagina.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure “Neil” was the dog’s name and not a command to the dog?
ReplyDeleteSteve Wojchiechowski looks a bit like Bob Newby.
ReplyDeleterosario dawson and cory booker are 'dating', apparently. she's the james harden of campaign relationships.
ReplyDeleteI'm still really angry with Tribe athletics.
ReplyDeleteNot sure I have the bandwidth right now to add a "Fire Huge" campaign when I'm committed to the "Fire Ernie" campaign
I'll add it to my list for this summer
Is that a “beard” reference?
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, Zion is back. Full-on beast mode in the first 10 minutes of the game: 15 pts, 7-7 from the field, and all kinds of ferocious dunks.
ReplyDeleteDawson and Booker are old news. And don’t say anything bad about Rosario Dawson. If I were president I’d declare a national emergency mandating that she appear in more movies.
ReplyDeletedidn't say anything bad, z. just pointing out an interesting fact. and zion is, in fact, plaid.
ReplyDeleteIsaiah Thomas is doing color w/ Harlan!? That’s a disgrace to us and Harlan.
ReplyDeleteAnd that first sentence sounds kinda racist, but isn’t meant to be.
Watching Dirk is like watching Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania III.
ReplyDeleteBecause he’s wearing a one-strap singlet?
ReplyDeleteZion was must see last night because he was coming back. And then he blew all expectations away. I’ve tried to maintain some level of perspective on him but it’s getting harder. I was audibly wowed by him in just the first twenty minutes. He’s a transformational athlete within his sport.
ReplyDeleteUNC-Duke tonight is the game of the year.