Thursday, October 26, 2017

Random Inbox Fun

For no reason at all, received this email last evening at 10:04pm.

To: me
From: TR
Subject: Squirrel


32 comments:

  1. No "couch Scotch" tag for this one?

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  2. Was couch Sculpins last night.

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  3. HW Bush being an octo/nonogenarian ass squeezer is beyond ridiculous.

    I find it amusing to say “David Cop-a-feel” the way Chris Rock would say it in his stand-up routine.

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  4. been a tough year for men. as in, we're providing evidence on a daily basis that we shouldn't be trusted to do anything.

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  5. Men's libidos have been two clicks too avid for all of recorded history. That reality has undone many otherwise great males through the generations. The species is fine, we no longer need that aggressive trait to perpetuate our existence. Somebody fix the Horndog Control setting on dudes.

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  6. This squirrel's pose leads us to believe he's pretty randy himself. It's like, dude, you're never gonna fill that hole, not even if you're the Johnny Wadd of woodland creatures.

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  7. The so who do the Yankees hire to replace Girardi? I would've kept him but what do I know.

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  8. i just participated in a flash mob. so strike that off the bucket list.

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  9. A work related flash mob? Or out playing hooky.

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  10. Someone throws a handful of peanuts onto a sidewalk, and what ensues is what Rob calls a flash mob.

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  11. I was trying to stay above the board.


    Waits for incoming short joke.

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  12. work-related. a colleague of mine just got diagnosed with breast cancer and her team organized the flash mob to show their support. she was pretty moved. probably because i dance so well.

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  13. Moves like Jagger the squirrel.

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  14. Paul Newman's Paul Newman sold for $17.5M!

    https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/paul-newman-worlds-most-expensive-wristwatch

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  15. Good morning, gheorghies. It's a beautiful day here in SE VA. And I'm trapped in a conference room for 5 hours.

    Gimme some content here.

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  16. Why is it a bombshell that Hillary Clinton might've paid someone to dig up dirt on Trump? Why does that make the dirt not dirty? If it's falsified dirt, sure. But otherwise why should I be upset? Isn't this what private investigators are paid to do?

    Private investigators are manly, by the way.

    http://gheorghe77.blogspot.com/2011/07/manliness-continuum.html

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  17. fuck dan snyder with bea arthur's dick

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  18. Bea Arthur deserves way, way better than that. Maybe Jeffrey Ross's hooha.

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  19. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and Redskins owner Daniel Snyder were angry with 49ers owner Jed York -- they felt that if he had forced quarterback Colin Kaepernick to stand a year ago, the national anthem crisis could have been averted.

    That statement should be highlighted more. Snyder is the most insensitive and thoughtless of would-be leaders. He considers it a crisis not because there is racial injustice, but why?

    Daniel Snyder was the first to speak out in favor of making the players stand, alleging the protests were hurting his team’s bottom line.

    Money. That money-grubbing lowlife who pretends to love the Redskins history and its players just tipped his hand. The McNair quote gets more ink, but this is just as low.

    Snyder: "See, [Jerry] Jones gets it — 96 percent of Americans are for guys standing."

    Incredibly Trumpian in its usage of utterly fabricated metrics spoken with the tone of condescending assuredness. And just like Trump, he's taking the pulse of America by sticking his finger up his own ass.

    Players and fans will be further alienated. The team will continue to suck. He must go away.

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  20. make the clean break, whit. join me on the side of truth and light.

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  21. Tyrod Taylor jerseys are only $24 at Dick's.

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  22. If what Whitney says is true, I myself have taken the pulse of America a LOT.

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  23. tribe vs. stanford in football in 2020. first-ever trip to california for the w&m grid program. cool.

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  24. To Rob's point, I emotionally separated myself from the Knicks over five years ago and have been fine with it. And I was a huge huge fan who remembers the putritude of the pre-Ewing 80's squads.

    People need to rationalize their love for pro sports teams. Those entities generally don't care about you and obsess about how to get a bigger piece of your wallet. I love the NBA more than ever. I toyed with the idea of rooting for Dallas or Denver if I moved to one of those cities and was fine with that.

    On a related note, the Knicks are a dumpster fire, Horny could be canned any day, and there's a good chance they whiffed on one of the most loaded drafts ever.

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  25. seriously, though. palo alto rosd trip, september 2020. mark your calendars.

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  26. 83 minutes into Game 3 (which started at 820), and we’re In the bottom of the 3rd. Brutal.

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  27. Honestly, the Palo Alto road trip could be fun. And you guys won’t have any trouble getting tickets.

    In other sports news, the Magic are...good? I have no idea what’s going on.

    I do know FSU sucks though.

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  28. Season 2 of Stranger Things bringing the goods!

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  29. I’m waiting on Sunday night to start the second season of Stranger Things. Pretty pumped.

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  30. Heading to Motown bright and early tmro for WVU v OK St. Meeting up with 12 or so old rugby buddies. Rain forecasted. And beer.

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  31. two episodes in on season two. it's so choice.

    mueller dropped an indictment, per cnn and reuters. this week is gonna be batshit wrapped in bonkers covered in distraction-flavored insanity.

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  32. this hello, gheorghies brought to you by founders backwoods bastard and the world series

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