Thursday, April 07, 2016

Who Will Speak For the Trees? Dave Will Speak for the Trees . . .

On this week's episode of The Test, not only do I speak for the trees, but I also speak for the birds and the salmon and the people who don't like to get their hands damp so they can't do the dishes. In other words, I read seven excerpts from famous literary works about nature, and-- despite their initial complaints-- the ladies do fairly well identifying what's what.

Not only that, but Stacey invents a new slogan for Trump, and Norman is fondly remembered.

Give it a shot and see how you fare.



19 comments:

  1. what's the opposite of tree-hugger? 'cause it seems that's what the gheorghies are.

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  2. we're all lumberjacks, and we're okay

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  3. I'm less of a lumberjack after shaving my jihad beard, but I'm a gassy lumberjack. And that's not playing well on my Acela train to Boston. A lot of folks around me are unwillingly basking in the ambience. But I don't feel bad about the guy next to me. He has his phone set up to make that annoying bubble sound every time there's an email/text/alert. Bush league stuff. So he gets the Gas Face.

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  4. i had to hold some serious gas inside my intestines period 9/10 today. nobody appreciates the sacrifices teachers make.

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  5. I fart in my office all day long and every time I do someone walks in right after I cut loose. It's really endearing.

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  6. can't wait for the obft . . . outer banks farting trip

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  7. al fresco farting is the best kind of farting. or the worst, depending on your perspective.

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  8. Sextuple bogey sounds like a fun and dirty activity until you watch it, then it's painful.

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  9. farting in the hammock is the best, the stink is out to sea in no time

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  10. People say he's washed up, but Teixeira is on track for 108 HRs!

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  11. Shane Lowry is my new favorite golfer. Hard to hate a fat Irishman.

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  12. So I should get fat and then TR will like me?

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  13. I know most are excited about the Masters but being the niche sports dork I am, I'm far more excited about Florida's spring game and the Nike Hoop Summit.

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  14. apparently knocking up a player is bad form. live and learn, i guess.

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  15. That story is, well, completely fucking awful.

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  16. I finally listened to this test. Where are Gould, Wilson, Diamond and Quammen?

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  17. those are perfect for the next one . . . thanks zman! the ladies are never going to get those and they are four of my favorites. maybe i can make the quiz in a different way so they don't have to guess the writers for them

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