There exists a one-piece zip-up onsesie of a suit so cleverly designed as to fool adult human beings. That, or people think that Gregory Ferenstein (of bear fame, I assume) is a shambolic dope.
Knowing people as I do, I suspect that it's mostly the former. Betabrand, famous for bringing us dress pants made of sweatsuit material, took a dare and developed Suitsy, a one-piece, zippered jumpsuit that really closely approximates an actual men's suit. Tie, shoes, and belt not included, obviously.
Says Suitsy designed Jesse Herzog, "Let's change the world, one better-looking, more leisurely gentleman at a time". GQ, meanwhile, advised prospective Suitsy wearers to "imagine yourself not being lazy and buying a proper tailored suit instead".
G:TB fashion consultant Geoff wasn't available to comment. Because he was puking with laughter.
Is that Klam?!
ReplyDeleteis there anyone not in cleveland, atlanta, or houston not rooting for the warriors? or anyone that isn't in the tank for steph?
ReplyDeleteThe general consensus appears to state that the Knicks will draft Emmanuel Mudiay at #4. Mudiay was a top recruit coming out of high school, but instead of going to college he played 12 professional games in China. He would've played more but for an ankle injury.
ReplyDeleteDrafting Mudiay instead of, say, Justise Winslow or Willie Caulie-Stein, seems like the Knicksiest move possible. I can practically guarantee that this will all end poorly for Knicks fans.
I'm rooting for the Warriors by default. I don't like LeBron or Dwight and I dislike Atlanta as a general matter. Curry is remarkably talented and fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteIt's Willie Trill now, not Willie Caulie-Stein (red flag #1). And he has zero offensive game (red flag #2). His ceiling is a rich man's Sam Dalembert. That's not what I would want from a #4 pick if I were a Knicks fan.
ReplyDeletehe should go by trillie cauley-stein. that's the move, i think.
ReplyDeleteSo you aren't changing your handle to TRill?
ReplyDeleteThe Trill is gone
ReplyDeletei agree with tr's assessment of trillie's offensive game, but he'll walk into the league as an elite defensive player with a singular combination of defending skills. that may not warrant a top-five pick, but he'll have value for someone.
ReplyDeleteWillie Trill's ceiling is a bit higher IMO. More Tyson Chandler. Not a franchise type but a core starter you can (partially) build around.
ReplyDeleteMudiay is super talented and has great size for a pg. He's likely an awful fit for the triangle and Phil insists on running that so...
I want the Magic to take Justise Winslow but I haven't watched any of Kristaps Porzingis so I need to reserve judgement on him just yet. Winslow is my wish right now though.
Kristaps Porzingis is not a real name.
ReplyDeleteDid he go to high school with Balki Bartokomous?
/dance of joy
ReplyDeleteI think Cleveland-Golden State would be the best finals, but it just feels good to root against LeBron and JR Smith.
ReplyDeleteIn case you're counting, former Knicks making an impact in the conference finals now include JR Smith, Iman Shumpert, Pablo Prigioni, David Lee and Timofey Mozgov.
I think the Rangers' primary goal for Game 4 should be to allow less than 6 goals. That's been an issue in the last two games.
ReplyDeleteLetterman and Paul Shaffer, 6028 shows. That there is some shit.
ReplyDeleteThose two dudes have been doing a show most weeknights since I was younger than my oldest child. Whoa.
Hi Clarence. I'm watching with you.
ReplyDeletesafely the best top 10 list ever
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