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Friday, May 01, 2015
danimal bitten by an animal?
You should see the other guy, right? Right? rob insisted I post this as filler this morning, but honestly, it's kind of grossing me out so we need someone to post other filler as soon as possible. kthxbai
They shaved me pre op, but not enough. Taking off the dressing for the first time was almost as bad as the wreck itself...the bitch/dick that bandaged me up placed some tape not only on some of my lush hair, but also on the road surfing produced raspberry. Never once did I cry though.
I had what's called an Open Reduction Internal Fixation (ORIF) procedure. If interested in seeing it performed on someone else...watch this. To quote Jeff Spicolli...."GNARLY!"
you shoulda used the 'polyps' tag
ReplyDeleteNice puckered gash. I assume you shaved or waxed it before this photo.
ReplyDeletethis is why girls don't come to our parties, zman.
ReplyDeleteThey shaved me pre op, but not enough. Taking off the dressing for the first time was almost as bad as the wreck itself...the bitch/dick that bandaged me up placed some tape not only on some of my lush hair, but also on the road surfing produced raspberry. Never once did I cry though.
ReplyDeleteI had three small incisions on my surgery, not that monster incision you had, and I was in an Oxycodone haze for 36-48 hours afterwards.
ReplyDeleteIt makes for a good excuse to get that zipper tattoo on your shoulder that I know you've wanted for some time.
I had what's called an Open Reduction Internal Fixation (ORIF) procedure. If interested in seeing it performed on someone else...watch this.
ReplyDeleteTo quote Jeff Spicolli...."GNARLY!"
http://tinyurl.com/qbszu8l
Z- watch the first minute of that video to see a REAL gash. One of the reasons I didn't become a surgeon. One of the many.
ReplyDeleteMay 1st and the love bugs are already everywhere. It's like they were released from cages. Amorous assholes.
ReplyDeleteThat is going to be a hell of a scar, Dan.
Good Lord Danimal. That's nasty. I'm glad you're ok
ReplyDeleteOrthopedic surgery is carpentry. Imagine if you lived 100 years ago? You'd just put your arm in a sling and hope for the best.
ReplyDeleteApparently Udonis Haslem has a son who's a pretty big time D1 football prospect. His first name is Kedonis. Because, of course it is.
ReplyDeleteVery happy thus far w jags picks. We might win 6 games this year.
ReplyDeleteThanks Shlara! My 6 year old just watched that entire procedure. He ain't right.
I like the TJ Yeldon pick too. I think he's the starter in Jacksonville in short order.
ReplyDeletei agree, mark, but if i'm a jags fan, i'm a little bit worried about the mark ingram/trent richardson precedent
ReplyDeleteFeck off rob.
ReplyDeleteBernardrick is my favorite first name in the draft so far.
ReplyDeleteI hear you, Rob. Eddie Lacy slows that down a bit though.
ReplyDeleteI'm more concerned with Bama DBs. Have any of the many highly drafted DBs during Saban's time in Tuscaloosa been good in the NFL?
better than jaquiski?
ReplyDeleteMaxx is strong too.
ReplyDeleteThe names of some of these dudes drafted tonight...
ReplyDeleteOh. Hey guys
ReplyDelete/waves after reading previous comments
ameer abdullah in that offense might be something to see.
ReplyDeleteSeriously....Hobart?
ReplyDeleteQuentin Rollins....wow. That is a story right there. One year of college football and 4 years of hoops? Imeanreally? #wineoxycodonebuzziloveit
ReplyDeletefrank clark. my name is my name.
ReplyDeleteAnyone going to Apple Blossom tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteWho can? AJ Cann! Who the fuck is AJ Cann?
ReplyDeleteA Jim McElwain QB is drafted! Maybe Florida will have something more than an abortion at QB now!
ReplyDeleteIt's getting ugly in Baltimore. Again.
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ReplyDeleteno tre mcbride yet. big mistake.
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