Things are humming along right now at Greasetruck Studios: I've upgraded my DAW software and my operating system-- Sonar Professional and Windows 8, respectively-- and I've replaced some essential equipment . . . both my digital/audio converter and my MIDI drum machine died in the span of a week, but fortunately this tragedy occurred in the general vicinity of my birthday (which gave me license to buy some stuff).
I'm doing something really weird and retro: working on a collection of songs that are vaguely related, both sonically and thematically . . . I think they used to call this an album (or, even worse, a double album . . . which is generally the kiss of death for a band; e.g. Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion and Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness).
My goal is to record ten good songs, and insert a few musical monologues in between the main tracks (I love musical monologues). I've got an awesomely phenomenal new name for my project: Slouching Beast. Sounds cool, conveys the way I feel most days, and contains a literary allusion . . . so it covers all the bases.
If anyone wants to collaborate (Clarence . . . vocals? Rob . . . rubber whale? Teej . . . groupie?) head on up to Jersey. People from Jersey need not "head on up," you can just get on the Turnpike and "head on over."
Here is the first track-- it is inspired by all the Mexican drug cartel stuff I read last summer.
I met a girl, I really liked her.
Thought it was going somewhere.
But she was with the revolution.
I didn't know she cared.
So when the death squads came,
what could I do?
You would have done the same--
step in my shoes.
Call me a coward, call me a snitch--
but when the death squads come,
you'll be their bitch, too,
yeah you.
I met a girl, I kind of liked her,
but she wasn't all that.
When times are tough
you've got to think quick.
You've got to learn to adapt.
So when the death squads come
what will you do?
Look out for number one, not number two.
Call me a coward, call me a snitch--
but when the death squads come
you'll be their bitch, too,
yeah you.
this is like immortal technique's 'dance with the devil', only not.
ReplyDeleteI'm in the middle of Power of The Dog right now Dave.
ReplyDeleteTeej...groupie, I'm in
ReplyDeletehappy birthday to mr. kq. hope the aarp gift bouquet arrived on time.
ReplyDeleteand the fucking dress is white and gold.
ReplyDeleteto sammy's point in the previous thread, i really want another shot at delaware. we play even 30 minutes against those guys, we bury them. our losses this season are the product of one abysmal half in each game.
ReplyDeleteDoes Delaware still have that great big fat guy? You know, the one from last year who looked like he had body odor?
ReplyDeletenope, he's gone. they lost a ton of key contributors. they really do suck. inexplicable how they've beaten us twice.
ReplyDeleteBecause we don't play defense and they can shoot the lights out when unguarded?
ReplyDeleteDave, digging the song but the drum is just not doing it for me. Can you do a version without the drum or a different back beat?
ReplyDeletedamn. tough crowd.
ReplyDeleteThis 'I'm not a robot' captcha is killing me. I get it every time.
ReplyDeleteNow it's presenting me with pictures of sushi to verify I'm not a robot.
Team white and gold.
ReplyDeleteSqueaky, I don't think Father John Misty is well-known enough by the masses that you can acronym him without parenthesizing. RJD he is not.
ReplyDeleteRonnie James Dio
Wait he's not as famous as DMB, SPM and ODB?
ReplyDeleteSir Paul McCartney, for those wondering.
gfy
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ReplyDeleteHe lived long and prospered. Leonard Nimoy has gone off to the Final Fontier.
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ReplyDeleteAnd by dsf I mean dsw
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OMD
PiL
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tomorrow i begin a three- (hopefully four-) week tour of some of america's great cities. i'll start in philly, where my daughter is competing in a gymnastic meet. then, marls and i will be in baltimore cheering on the tribe in the caa tournament. the next weekend finds me in new orleans with some friends from the neighborhood, and finally, good lord willing and the creek don't rise, lots of us will be in one of jacksonville, columbus, pittsburgh, seattle, portland, louisville, charlotte, or omaha witnessing w&m's first-ever ncaa tournament game.
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ReplyDeletehow are you enjoying the torture, marls?
ReplyDeleteBoyz II Men, ABC, BBD, the east coast family
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BDP
It's unbelievable that no one said EMF
BIG
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AKA
BIG
MBV
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TFF
WSP
BMSR
BSP
TMBG
EATB
NMH
RHCP
EAD
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LMB
mayor of simpleton now playing on repeat in my head, thanks to mr kq. excellent.
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RKO
BMW
AKA
MIC
KEY
MOU
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CCMF
KCSB
INXS
TDN
TCS
JT
did you just go c&c music factory?
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Viva Torture!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened to Sudden Impact from the Motown Philly video?
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ALF
ReplyDeleteNo fk's? R and J.
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MOCHI
AC/DC anyone? Hells Bells guys - c'mon!
ReplyDeleteSTFU
ReplyDeleteYou go Kingsford.
ReplyDeleteOut to dinner with the wife and cool modern cuisine restaurant. Wakefield at the table next to us.
ReplyDeleteAsk him how he feels about Aaron Boone.
ReplyDeleteask him if he wants me to kick zman's ass
ReplyDeleteI passed on both options. I did fill up on some ridiculous food. Wag you short ribs, seared scallops, truffle fries with aged cave cheddar, duck ravioli & kurobuta pork belly. I am full and happy. Time get all the way drunk.
ReplyDeletefuck, that's delicious
ReplyDeleteI see what Rob did.
ReplyDeleteWe need a new post. ASAP.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I had one just about finished when Blogger ate it. So pissed.
ReplyDeleteTerry Stotts' hair is preposterously chestnut.
ReplyDeleteHi, Gheorghies! New post up! F Blogger!
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