Sunday, January 11, 2015

Picture This Man with a Beard

Today we celebrate the birth of Shlara with a carefully selected gift. Please enjoy your happy day responsibly.


54 comments:

  1. I had a feeling this teacher would be up to no good. Look at her height:

    http://www.sltrib.com/news/2035239-155/former-utah-teacher-faces-more-charges

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  2. I really hope the bills don't get Sanchez now.

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  3. Met Sam Jones today in church.. of the Boston Celtics.

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  4. you go to the church of the boston celtics? parquet cross, red auerbach relics, green vestments? that sounds like a cool place.

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  5. so much cooler than mark's church of the orlando magic.

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  6. Rob with a funny!
    Happy birthday Shlara!

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  7. The Church of the Magic can't compare. The stations of bad first round draft picks is a bummer and Brian Hill gives some pretty uninspiring sermons.

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  8. Today's unplanned Bday activity is a trip to urgent care for some stitches after a run-in with a soup can. Good times.

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  9. Ouch. Happy Birthday though!

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  10. Dagger. Still better than TR's night yesterday though, so you got that going for you.

    "Bye bye poopy!" Our 2 year old as she flushes.

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  11. Apparently they use glue now, not stitches
    But they still give tetanus shots...

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  12. Tell them it's your birthday and maybe they'll let you sniff the glue.

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  13. i still really can't wrap my head around that call. i understand the rule as it's written. i also understand that it needs to be rewritten.

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  14. Long to Pereira (paraphrasing): he had the ball and took 3 steps.
    Pereira: forget the # of steps...2 steps, 3 steps....it doesn't matter.

    So....if he takes 5 steps, falls, and loses possession when the ball hits the ground it is an incompletion. Right. Of course it is.

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  15. And having Pereira comment on the integrity of the calls is like: (fill in blank)

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  16. No, not if he made a football move during or after the second step. No idea what that means though. Running isn't a football move I guess. I have no moves (the ladies of W&M can attest to that) so I have no worthwhile opinions on this matter.

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  17. That's what doesn't make sense to me. Running isn't a "football move"? How about extending the ball toward the goal line?

    Bad call. Worse rule.

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  18. "Dez Bryant needed to make an act common to the game." This verbiage has no business in a football ruling or any other conversation. Meaningless.

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  19. Pity it happened to the Dallas Cowboys.

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  20. Running is so uncommon an act in football that they have a position called running back. Wait, that cuts the wrong way ...

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  21. "An act common to the game" might belong in a conversation about The Wire.

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  22. Coast to coast
    L.A. To Chicago.

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  23. Luck has been as impressive as Manning has been disappointing so far.

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  24. Chicken parm don't taste sooooooo good.

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  25. anyone else getting redirected constantly from gtb to ad sites?

    annoyed robot

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  26. Yes. Mostly to downton abbey ads.

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  27. Yes--I'm getting redirected too!
    It's that the whole point of the robot sign in?

    And, who's watching the Golden Globes?
    I didn't know that TJ is an Icelandic movie director on the side

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  28. Oh, sorry--TJ is a music composer, not a director, on the side

    AKA Johan Johansson

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  29. The redirect was happening to me on my phone last night. I couldn't get to GTB without being redirected. All good today though.

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  30. I was getting redirected to the good housekeeping sight. Weerd.

    BTW, happy birthday Shlara.

    How is naming your child John Johnson acceptable, even in Iceland?

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  31. amy adams. she's my favorite.

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  32. jared leto's tux. wish i could pull that off. kevin hart's, too.

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  33. After pulling them off will you be naked too or just taking in the sights?

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  34. i'll be watching the two of them go at it with margaret cho.

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  35. sorry. nobody should have that mental picture. my bad.

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  36. g:tb made the major news media today. got a shoutout in the flat hat, the newspaper of record for the college of william and mary.

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  37. I went to high school with a John Johnson. He's a chef and a LinkedIn connection, so you all can get some of that action if you want.

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  38. I'll say it. I watched the first half of Boyhood on a flight. I stopped watching. It got heavy and I wasn't digging the sadness. And it wasn't b/c I was on a flight.

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  39. And Ethan Hawke's career has been all downhill since Explorers.

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  40. So you're all watching the golden globes instead of downton and girls (on dvr).

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  41. Why is everybody so sweaty? Did the AC at the Beverly Hilton crap out?

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  42. That's exactly right Malrs--VF just tweeted it

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  43. Malrs. Like a walrus with an NY accent.

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  44. To deal with the extreme cold, dry weather, I have two humidifiers cranked up in my house. It's like a terrarium in here

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  45. Put on a ball gown with a plunging neck line and you could hand out some awards in that terrarium.

    Oprah was the only one not sweating. She only sweats when Steadman gets his groove on.

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