That shirt is something. I can't decide if it's an Asian motif or Hawaiian. I think it'd be pretty dope if paired up more appropriately. You've really outdone yourself with this. If you had a (legitimate) child between the age of say 7 - 25, it would run away right now.
The question is, how shithoused shall we get at said party? I'm leaning towards "pretty shithoused" because zwoman put a titanic chore on my to-do list for tomorrow and hangovers are a good excuse to bail on chores.
Big times in NoVa for the kid this week. Got to swill beers for 5 nights with Marls, Rob, Mr. KQ, KQ, Teej, @baconbaking, Buck, Hoopie, Cubby, and Gus. Kudos and gratitude to Marls, Buck, and Cub for extending some holiday cheer and picking up the check for the chap from the nonprofit. Very kind.
I hope Teej brings that outfit on his next Florida trip.
Had a work Xmas party last night. I pretty much went the opposite way of TR. Had one beer, held a few conversations and left after an hour. Because I'm antisocial and have no desire to be friends with anybody I work with.
Oh, and I must say all (most) of your in law situations found awful. My mother in law rarely visits our house (despite living a couple miles away...we go over there for dinner a few times a month) and doesn't believe in "helping out" around the house. Fine by me.
Adrian Peterson likes beating his kids so much that he wants to (1) sue the league for suspending him and (2) retire from the NFL and pursue an Olympic sprinting career. What a tone deaf douchewhistle.
Teej - I had the same reaction zman did. You are noticeably slimmer, dude. Good for you.
One more in-law thing: I was shushed twice during Dateline last night (my wife was shushed once). At this point, everything MIL does or says causes an internal reaction very close to when Hulk Hogan used to "Hulk Up". Totally going to give her the finger wag at some point.
zMIL likes to bring food over. She often brings Hungarian salami. When she does I goad her into waxing poetic about Hungarian salami, the way it feels in her mouth, the robust flavor, it's addictive nature. "You just can't put that Hungarian salami down can you?" I like to say. zMIL has no idea that I'm being a jackass and zwoman is always mortified. So come up with some similar passive aggressive coping strategy.
Wowzers.
ReplyDeleteGlad I could help Z & Mayhugh.
I'd like to have a mini-summit with Mayhugh to get the scoop in fam of in-laws. Sounds really juicy.
I feel confident that is the best thing I will see on the internet today.
ReplyDeleteDid Teedge lose weight or is that outfit distractingly slimming?
ReplyDeletezman,
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ReplyDeleteThat shirt is something. I can't decide if it's an Asian motif or Hawaiian. I think it'd be pretty dope if paired up more appropriately. You've really outdone yourself with this. If you had a (legitimate) child between the age of say 7 - 25, it would run away right now.
ReplyDeleteI'm serious! You look a lot less lumpy--either you're really lumpless (gravy) or it's the pineapples on your shirt.
ReplyDeleteTeej--please tell me you didn't walk out of the house in shorts today...it's like 20 degrees outside.
ReplyDeleteand, why does blogger keep asked me to "prove that I'm not a robot"?
ReplyDeleteYour cold emotionless demeanor?
ReplyDeleteRob beat me to it. I was gonna write Posehn-eriffic.
ReplyDeleteStill hung over and I have a Xmas party in two hours.
ReplyDeleteThe question is, how shithoused shall we get at said party? I'm leaning towards "pretty shithoused" because zwoman put a titanic chore on my to-do list for tomorrow and hangovers are a good excuse to bail on chores.
ReplyDeletePosehn in the membrane
ReplyDeleteBig times in NoVa for the kid this week. Got to swill beers for 5 nights with Marls, Rob, Mr. KQ, KQ, Teej, @baconbaking, Buck, Hoopie, Cubby, and Gus. Kudos and gratitude to Marls, Buck, and Cub for extending some holiday cheer and picking up the check for the chap from the nonprofit. Very kind.
ReplyDeleteI hope Teej brings that outfit on his next Florida trip.
ReplyDeleteHad a work Xmas party last night. I pretty much went the opposite way of TR. Had one beer, held a few conversations and left after an hour. Because I'm antisocial and have no desire to be friends with anybody I work with.
I'm just fine with being the worst, thank you.
Oh, and I must say all (most) of your in law situations found awful. My mother in law rarely visits our house (despite living a couple miles away...we go over there for dinner a few times a month) and doesn't believe in "helping out" around the house. Fine by me.
ReplyDeleteWill Muschamp is the new Auburn DC. Malzahn and Muschamp is a the best OC/DC combo in CFB. Not even close.
ReplyDeleteHey Gheorghie girls.
ReplyDeleteAdrian Peterson likes beating his kids so much that he wants to (1) sue the league for suspending him and (2) retire from the NFL and pursue an Olympic sprinting career. What a tone deaf douchewhistle.
ReplyDeletefeliz gheorghidad, gheorghies. malzahn and muschamp gives me a sadz. but i won our sweater party contest, and i'm drunk, so it'll be ok.
ReplyDeleteTeej - I had the same reaction zman did. You are noticeably slimmer, dude. Good for you.
ReplyDeleteOne more in-law thing: I was shushed twice during Dateline last night (my wife was shushed once). At this point, everything MIL does or says causes an internal reaction very close to when Hulk Hogan used to "Hulk Up". Totally going to give her the finger wag at some point.
Alka Seltzer barely cutting through this headache. Too much IPA. Sucked all the water out of my brain.
ReplyDeletei feel you, z. and you, too, mayhugh. our mothers-in-law would get along swimmingly.
ReplyDeletealso, i am now the champion of the ugly sweater contest at my annual party. i shall wear the title with honor and dignity.
apparently i already told you of my championship. sure don't remember doing that.
ReplyDeleteMayhugh- please download 'Real American' on your iPod so you can play it when you finally Hulk up on your MIL.
ReplyDeleteThere's a thin line between MIL and MILF, fellas. Enjoy that thought over your toast and eggs.
ReplyDeletezMIL likes to bring food over. She often brings Hungarian salami. When she does I goad her into waxing poetic about Hungarian salami, the way it feels in her mouth, the robust flavor, it's addictive nature. "You just can't put that Hungarian salami down can you?" I like to say. zMIL has no idea that I'm being a jackass and zwoman is always mortified. So come up with some similar passive aggressive coping strategy.
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ReplyDeleteNorth Dakota State-Coastal Carolina is quite a football game if you're in to those kind of things.
ReplyDeletetuscarora/l.c. bird was pretty good, too. local kids gave up a 4th-quarter touchdown to lose the state final, 22-19. dagger.
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