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Expectations low, but eager anticipation is still high. I'm in for watching in the theater.
ReplyDeleteIs it cool or creepy that Jeter's girlfriend was 6 years old when he won his first World Series?
ReplyDeleteit's cool, in an intangible way
ReplyDeleteYou can't worry about that kind of math. You aren't hanging with the person that they were then. When I got drunk as freshman in college, Teej was 11, but that doesn't mean that when I get drunk with Teej at the OBFT I am getting a little kid drunk.
ReplyDeleteIt does trigger an interesting informal survey of the GTB illiterati... what's the largest age differential in either direction you have dabbled?
ReplyDelete6 years. I semi-dated a freshman when I was in grad school at Florida.
ReplyDeletekq and mr. kq are gonna win this, 'cause he's old and she's not.
ReplyDeletewithout searching my meager dabbling archives in detail, my wife might be the answer for me. she's 40 months younger than am i.
ReplyDelete6 years. Wife is 5 my junior, and several years more mature.
ReplyDeleteI've got 8 years on Mrs. Danimal.
ReplyDeleteTeedge started drinking in 3rd grade.
ReplyDelete"Semi-dated". That's a good one.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe no one has played the "I'm not sure, how old is [name's] mom" card yet. I think I've spanned no more than a 5 year differential.
ReplyDeleteWe aren't just talking relationships. Singular instances qualify.
ReplyDeleteClarence is an equal opportunity lover and is not an ageist. More of a mental age fan.
ReplyDelete-14 / + 25
Age is just a number, it's all about maturity.
ReplyDelete25?? Try not to bang any grannies on your way through the parking lot.
ReplyDeleteA 39 year swing. Was this a mommy daughter thing? Niiiice.
ReplyDeleteKenny, the wisdom one gains from tapping into society's elders is wholly underestimated.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of goats (joke for two) - golf trip to the 757 this wknd.
ReplyDeleteUpon further review it's actually -16 / +25. Can't believe I forgot about that young thing.
ReplyDeleteWe had a fratre who executed mother/daughter within a beach week. That's a rarity outside of West Virginia.
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ReplyDeleteWere they Simspon juice boxes? See what I did there?!
ReplyDeletedoesn't kq have +25 beat?
ReplyDeleteon the topic, I heard a pretty funny radio ad this morning on the satellite radio's College station for CougarLife.com... I've made the attempt to find it for you but have failed.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to check KQ's disc collection but I've never heard of Plus 25 Beat. Maybe Mark knows of them?
ReplyDeleteAnd by disc collection I mean itunes. or eight tracks.
ReplyDeleteWhen the terms are completed, Charlie Weis will have received about $25 Mil for not coaching...$19'ish from ND, 7M from KU.
ReplyDeleteClarence's +25 is the result of a strict catholic school education.
ReplyDeleteThe Kyle Ortin era is upon us!
ReplyDeleteI found a photo of Clarence's Mrs. Robinson (SFW):
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Tamba Hali, pride of Teaneck.
ReplyDeleteJob opening in OakTown in case anybody wants to apply.
ReplyDeleteIf I had the power to miniaturize people, I would definitely find a crew of able-bodied men with shovels and pick-axes, shrink them down and let them essentially landscape my nasal cavity, chopping down rogue hairs and generally removing detritus. And this might not be PC, but I would want them to be a real team, singing songs and working together like the Seven Dwarfs. I would pay them extra for that.
ReplyDeleteHow sweet would that be?
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