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Saturday, August 16, 2014
Our Favorite Recurring Feature
Since we all kinda miss the Teej, gallivanting as he is across the great capitals of Europe, here's something from his catalogue to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
vcu's turbocharged octopus got nabbed for stealing an iphone, will sit out their season opener. that's a shame, and a really stupid move on the kid's part. he's likely to set the ncaa record for career steals this season, but this probably wasn't what shaka smart had in mind.
Top of 9th, Yanks-Rays tied at 2. Speedy Gardner at second, Jeter at bat. No outs. Girardi called for sac bunt. Hate that call. Give your team threes chances for a single instead b/c Gardner will score. With 2 strikes, Jeter singles the other way to score the run. Bad decision by Girardi on that bunt call.
Caught Marc Maron's stand-up in Charlotte this weekend. Performed for almost 2 hours, felt like 50 minutes. Solid A. If you have the chance to see him, do yourself the favor.
important footie news for you slackass slackers: while fulham tries to secure promotion back to the premier league, i've been given permission to find a temporary premiership side to support. i've chosen everton, as i'm a very simple man and tim howard plays for them.
After 6 years we may have changed our last diaper.
ReplyDeleteseems like an awfully long time to keep a kid in a diaper.
ReplyDeleteHow soon until they start changing yours?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, while I think I would pass on the wetness of a diaper, a non invasive catheter would be awesome.
ReplyDeletevcu's turbocharged octopus got nabbed for stealing an iphone, will sit out their season opener. that's a shame, and a really stupid move on the kid's part. he's likely to set the ncaa record for career steals this season, but this probably wasn't what shaka smart had in mind.
ReplyDeleteVienna Inn for the win!
ReplyDeleteSEC Network is showing 'classic' SEC games today. Florida-Oklahoma BCS Title game airing at 5. Well, that takes care of two hours for me.
ReplyDeleteTop of 9th, Yanks-Rays tied at 2. Speedy Gardner at second, Jeter at bat. No outs. Girardi called for sac bunt. Hate that call. Give your team threes chances for a single instead b/c Gardner will score. With 2 strikes, Jeter singles the other way to score the run. Bad decision by Girardi on that bunt call.
ReplyDeleteSolo TR!
ReplyDeleteSo that midnight curfew will probably go well, right?
ReplyDeleteUndoubtedly.
ReplyDeleteWhen does our Eastern Bloc-head return to the USA?
ReplyDeleteSo did David Gregory get shitcanned or was this a planned move for him? Yeah, I know I can google it.
ReplyDeletebelieve the teej returns on tuesday, leaving you plenty of time to complete your outside lands post.
ReplyDeletegregs was shitcanned, danimal.
See...gtb is quicker than google! I just read the same. Was unaware that Dg was bringing MTP down.
ReplyDeleteIn related news, Greg was shitcanned last night.
ReplyDeleteThe muppet rap videos never get old
ReplyDeletePrague is a awesome.
ReplyDeleteThat is all for now.
Good typing by me.
ReplyDeleteCaught Marc Maron's stand-up in Charlotte this weekend. Performed for almost 2 hours, felt like 50 minutes. Solid A. If you have the chance to see him, do yourself the favor.
ReplyDeleteGood to hear, Mayhugh.
ReplyDeleteimportant footie news for you slackass slackers: while fulham tries to secure promotion back to the premier league, i've been given permission to find a temporary premiership side to support. i've chosen everton, as i'm a very simple man and tim howard plays for them.
ReplyDeletei should note that fulham have begun their season with a pair of one-goal losses, so this may be less temporary than i'd hoped.
ReplyDeleteHave begun!
ReplyDeleteGreetings from NOLA.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else watching Bachelor in Paradise?
ReplyDeleteThese. People. Are. Seriously. Crazy.
Reports out that Braxton Miller reinjured his shoulder and is out for the season. Sucks for him. I feel less badly for Ohio State fans.
ReplyDeletewhen in london, z
ReplyDeleteWhen a Saints fan tells you "Sorry 'bout your football team," you know things have changed since your youth.
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