Please, please, please |
While the tight battle at the top of the Premiership has justifiably received a great deal of attention, there's arguably more action down below. With just over a month remaining in the season, ten teams are within 12 points at the bottom of the table.
Fulham are on 27 points through 33 Premiership matches, ahead of only Sunderland (25 points) and Cardiff City (26). The Cottagers trail Norwich City (32) and West Bromwich Albion (32) by five points, with Swansea (33) a point further in front and Crystal Palace (34) and Aston Villa (34) yet one more point clear of the relegation line. Hull City (36) and West Ham United (37) will be forgiven if they consider themselves safe, but might wish to tie up any loose ends, just in case.
Magath has cool specs, bad team |
Fulham Manager Felix Magath, who replaced Rene Muelensteen, who had replaced Martin Jol (to say this year's been a bit of a circus under owner Shahid Khan would give the big top an undeserved black eye) said before the Villa match that his side needed four wins in its final six to avoid relegation. They had seven in the previous 32, which gives a sense of the hill Fulham must climb.
Next Saturday, Norwich City visits Fulham in what essentially amounts to a must-win for the Cottagers. A win would close the gap between the two teams to just a pair of points, and Norwich's final four matches are a murderer's row (home matches against Liverpool and Arsenal sandwiched around road trips to Manchester City and Chelsea).
'Hairy guy in a little tie...' |
It will still take some doing, and some help from others, but Fulham's slight stirring under Magath has the Craven Cottage faithful holding out hopes. Not. Dead. Yet.
pour a little out for mickey rooney. and bite me, randy newman.
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ReplyDeletelefty driesell, winner of 786 games and taker of four different schools to the ncaa tournament, is not in the basketball hall of fame. this is an outrage.
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ReplyDelete"I don't have the time"
"I don't have the bandwidth"
"I don't have the cycles"
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Other?
Lefty. No positive thoughts when I think back to that guy, whether during MD or JMU days. Sure, he could coach a bit, but I don't think (no, I don't know) he did much of anything on the up and up. And he did next to nothing with loads of talent at JMU.
ReplyDeletehe took four programs with essentially no history and built them into ncaa tournament teams. left them all better than he found them. has far more wins than guys like louie carnesecca and john chaney, both of whom are already in.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a cycle, that's my wife's department. I would say "I'm too busy."
ReplyDeleteI have stopped giving shits about how various Halls of Fame choose enshrinees. It's all a mess of subjectivity and morality.
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ReplyDeleteI'm not making an argument against his induction, just stating my distaste for the man. If he gets in, meh. If not, meh.
ReplyDeleteAnd btw, jmu had some, though limited history. they went to the ncaa's in '81/'82/'83 and came out in top in the first round of each. they are 4-5 in ncaa appearances, with 3 of the wins in that stretch, and 3 of the losses, in the 2nd round. in '82, they lost to unc 52-50. If you do some digging, you'll find that jmu got completely hosed in that loss. (I'm sure you'll be all over that project) That UNC team was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteLefty got them to one tournament, with so much more talent. To his credit, they took the Gators to the wire where they lost by 2. Anyway, I lived in Hburg at that time and was a huge JMU bball fan. You couldn't not be. Plus, the coach's son, like Babcock was also in my grade and good pals w/the Danimal. (the football coach's son also was same age, same grade, same school strangely enough) Campanelli built the program - there was not a convocation center prior to his success. Fuck, I think when he started they had just become a co-ed school. Now ya know. Fuck Lefty.
Fulham is going to be relegated. They are a hot mess. And Dempsey was awful with them.
ReplyDeleteOnly thing worse than Fulham is Jozy Altidore, who has had a shitastic season w/ Sunderland.
true dat
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ReplyDeleteWent to Lefty's sleepaway camp 3 years running as a youngster. Played our division's 3 on 3 final in Cole Field House - With the likes of John Lucas, Brian Magid, and Len Elmore as instructors. Kinda cool. Lefty could make hook shots from anywhere in the gym.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I believe former Mt Vernon Major Derek Steele was on those early 80's JMU Hoops Teams. Played against him in both football and basketball in HS. Serious talent. Him not me.
Listening to WXPN as I work. Touted the station here before, a Philly based (UPenn) station that has my favorite new stuff and mixed in some old classics once in a while. (They love Springsteen, natch.)
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Derek Steele. Loved that guy. He must have been a running back, no? Must have been a bitch to tackle...MJD-ish.
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And that's one to grow on.
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Last time TR drunk biked home with me he fell into a bush. This plan will be great story fodder.
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ReplyDeletetr, i would think you, of all people, could get behind fulham's quixotic quest. you and shahid khan have a sort of kinship of the hirsute.
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ReplyDeleteI hear you on Khan, Robbie. In fact, I finally shaved my winter beard, which had gotten way too long. I sported a big, fat Khan-Esquenazi stache all day on Sunday, much to the chagrin of my wife, since I was outside with the kids most of the day.
The Fulham matches I've watched this year have been excruciating. They snatch defeat from the jaws of ties like no other.
One too many couch scotches for this guy last night. Oof.
ReplyDeleteI hear you on Khan, Robbie. In fact, I finally shaved my winter beard, which had gotten way too long. I sported a big, fat Khan-Esquenazi stache all day on Sunday, much to the chagrin of my wife, since I was outside with the kids most of the day.
The Fulham matches I've watched this year have been excruciating. They snatch defeat from the jaws of ties like no other.