I'm probably the only person around here who likes Major Lazer (and it's well documented that they confuse the hell out of Dave) but I figured everyone (except maybe Shlara) would enjoy their latest video. The premise: take a handful of beautiful young women, put them in skimpy-to-nonexistent outfits, and project a laser show onto them while they smoke blunts. Sort of like a dancehall version of the Exploding Plastic Inevitable only with better looking people and less dangerous drugs. And more sideboob.
Not too much side boob. But is there ever too much?
ReplyDeleteAnd almost spit out my OJ this morning when local news mentioned 'Griffins' as a possible new name for the NFL team based in Washington. The state isn't big enough for two pantless griffin teams.
There's a "swallowing" joke regarding OJ Simpson in there somewhere...
ReplyDeleteZ- I expect you to rant at TJ for snubbing you in the NBA fantasy league.
ReplyDeleteUnrelated question on a similarly sophomoric level:
ReplyDeleteAnybody know the origin of the phrase "bodacious tatas"? It came up and all the guys I work with agreed that we immediately associate the word tatas w/ the word bodacious, but we're not sure why.
One of your 80's fanatics must know the answer to this.
The word, tatas, has been around forever but they did not become bodacious until Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
ReplyDeleteExcellent. Thanks much.
ReplyDeleteNot to be confused with Bodacious Joe E. Tata.
This video is better when the sound is turned down. All the way down.
ReplyDeletei probably should stop watching that, considering i'm in a public school.
ReplyDeleteCorrection on the quote - while bodacious was oft-used in B&T's Excellent Adventure, the phrase came from Officer and Gentleman, by Gere's sidekick.
ReplyDelete"Look at them bodacious set of tatas."
This is a sub-optimal use of my time on a very busy day.
You need a subwoofer to truly appreciate this song. And an appreciation for rhythm over melody.
ReplyDeleteIt is impossble for me to really get mad at Teedge, but why the hell did he invite me to a EPL fantasy league but not the GTB hoops fantasy league? I don't like soccer but I like basketball and I'm bad at fantasy sports in general so I'm a perfect patsy for anyone's fantasy NBA league. I'm guaranteed to subsidize someone else's victory.
I didn't update my lineup after the all star game last season. New year though, rededicating myself to being mildly interested in the NBA fantasy league.
ReplyDeleteyahoo sent out invites, more than once, to any email address associated with last year's league
ReplyDeletezman, either you have a super awesome spam filter or you just ignored them
I wasn't in last year's league. There was a league last year?!
ReplyDeletepoor z
ReplyDeletewe snubbed him not once but twice
you can take over my team
ReplyDeleteit will be zman and the t(eej)eam
Take a hint, Zman.
ReplyDeletemy stealth team looks nice
ReplyDeleteZman, just take over my team.
ReplyDeleteSqueaky has a team???
ReplyDeleteHey, Rob, good luck to your Red Sox tonight. First World Series Game 6 for them in a while. May this one turn out far better than the last. Or exactly the same, just for the marvel of it.
ReplyDeleteAndre the Giant has a posse.
ReplyDeleteI imagine that everyone who isn't a Sawks fan is pulling for the Cardinals tonight.
ReplyDeletei dunno. z. they're a pretty lovable bunch of dipshits. and clarence, i'd be happier with a 1975 game 6 reprise.
ReplyDeleteNo team, just trolling.
ReplyDeleteThey are only lovable to new englanders.
ReplyDeletethat's silly. but i can see how the dropkick murphys could annoy non-sox fans in this context.
ReplyDeleteDropkicks are indisputably bad and so is their music. The Sawks's beards and unbuttoned unis are a bridge too far to sloppiness. Pedroia looks like an Aerdale. Ortiz has the only fly beard. I admire their scrappiness but that's about it.
ReplyDeleteC'mon z. Victorino's cheese is acceptable. But no one matches the stache on Joyce behind the plate.
ReplyDeleteSalltalamacchia's beard looks like the painting from today's sentence of Dave.
ReplyDeleteI also feel snubbed by Mark, this video is right in his wheelhouse (tattoos, blunts, beats) but no love.
ReplyDeletez's got an interesting blend of neediness and dickheadedness going this evening.
ReplyDeleteGlad your not on radio silence tonite rob
ReplyDeletetrying to distract myself from this pounding heart, lump
ReplyDeleteThat's why our guys snub me.
ReplyDeleteOur = you
ReplyDeleteYou and me both squirrel.
ReplyDeleteI haven't checked the video yet, Z. Long day at the salt mine.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Red Sox fans. Better team.
Now that that's over with, Carl Pelini was fired for illegal drug use?!? Please, tell me more.
Shaq just did an ad supporting Chris Christie for governor. I'm stunned. Not just because of his sweater.
ReplyDeleteJohn Lackey sounds like he has a concussion.
ReplyDeleteHi mark :-)
ReplyDeleteRob. Been thinking about your opening day post watching the game with your grandmother. Took me back to the eighties and watching with my grandmother. What a year!!
ReplyDeletewooooo! fuck and yes!
ReplyDeleteJohn Henry just used the phrase "shout out." Almost as surprising as Shaq's ad.
ReplyDeletejust coming here to comment on that. he's endearingly clueless for a financial savant. or maybe just clueless.
ReplyDeletewoke my daughter up to watch the final out. pretty excellent dadness, i think.
ReplyDeleteHe's scared of smoke too.
ReplyDeleteWell done Rob. My dad woke me up for the end of game 6 86. This is much better
ReplyDeleteZman. Ran into John Henry on a ramp in Fenway a few years back. He's a pencil neck geek with no so social skills but he cleans up on the commodity markets. Just ask the losers in the barings bank collapse
ReplyDeletehello, gheorghies. also, world champs, bitches! i've had a reasonably spectacular last 10 years from a sporting perspective: 3 world series titles, 3 ncaa football national championships, a stanley cup, 4 fantasy football titles, and 2 w&m trips to the caa championship game. pretty decent little run.
ReplyDeleteThat's actually incredibly neat.
ReplyDeletechip tell and the late mike edwards would be proud of you.
ReplyDelete2 caa championship games...included in that barrage of dickishness.... can someone help me out here?
ReplyDeleteThis is why people fucking hate short people.
ReplyDeleteyes. thank you.
ReplyDeleteWith that beard, John Lackey looked like he could be starring in the Merchant of Venice.
ReplyDeleteyou forgot to mention the saints winning the superbowl?
ReplyDeleteMorning, Lumpy. Congrats again.
ReplyDeleteZ- As our resident tennis aficionado, I was wondering if you'd seen the Jimmy Connors 30 for 30. I thought it was solid. Even my wife liked it and she wouldn't know Jimmy Connors if he walked it our house and kicked the dog. Which doesn't seem totally unlikely (the dog kicking part). He's still a dick it seems.
Whatever, I have more wives than you.
ReplyDeleteI tried to watch the Connors 30 for 30 but instead the 2004 Sawks segment was on. Sickening. I watched a ton of the 1991 Open including most of Connors' matches. The Krickstein match was mind blowing to me at the time and it still is. Connors was 39, like me today, while Krickstein was 24 and a top 10 player at the time (he beat Agassi in the first round that year). If anything Connors' win is even more ridiculous to me now. I played an hour and a half of tennis last night and my calves are killing me. Connors played five sets at the Open late at night at age 39. And then he won the next match a day later. Insane.
I remember watching the Connors-Krickstein match. I was a senior in high school and was fired up for Connors as the aging underdog. Then I remember him yelling "you are an abortion" at a line judge in his next match and thought he was kind of a dick. The TV audio feed caught it clearly. Not sure if I'm remembering that precisely. Did the doc hit on that at all, or just talk about his general douchiness?
ReplyDeleteClassy guy.
new post up. some of you won't like it. sorry.
ReplyDeletenot really sorry.
This song makes me dance so hard, I would've liked to see the professionals do it too. Amanda Vanderpool
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