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Also on this date in history, Tommy Lasorda, Lute Olson, Scott Baio, Mystikal and Toni Basil were born, and
National Geographic magazine was launched. The latter gives me an excuse to post this picture (it's science, ladies, get your minds out of the gutter):
Thanks, little buddy. Now, because it's Ms. Basil's birthday as well, please all sing:
ReplyDeleteOh, Whitney, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Oh, Whitney
Hey hey
Oh, Whitney
Thanks in advance.
You take me by the heart
ReplyDeleteWhen you hand me a Dale's can
nice picture work
ReplyDeleteI love her
ReplyDeleteIt seems to be a big story that Driskel is out. The thing that isn't being mentioned all that much is that he isn't good. Nobody knows anything about Tyler Murphy (including the CBS announcers), but if he plays similarly to how he did yesterday, he gives Florida a better chance to win.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is Whitney?
ReplyDeleteTyler Murphy is 3rd Team Todd Burgen All-Stars
ReplyDeleteAgreed, Jerry. The thing with Florida's QB this year is they need to be efficient, limit mistakes and make a few downfield throws a game off play action. The defense and running game are strong and should be the team's identity. Driskel wasn't doing his job effectively. Murphy did yesterday.
ReplyDeletetoo much to ask for the niners to make vernon davis inactive before the 1:00 kickoffs? dicks.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think Troy aikman is a douche?
ReplyDeleteziggy ansah is killing the skins.
ReplyDeleteEverybody thinks Troy is a douche.
ReplyDeleteAwesome last play for San Diego.
ReplyDeleteMetLife is a bad jersey convention.
ReplyDeleteSanchez
Vinny
Pennington
Keyshawn
Chrebet
David Harris
Klecko
Favre
Tomlinson
Coles
Holmes
Maybe Brister
McGahee
Marshawn
Stevie Johnson
Fitz
Lee Evans
Kerry Rhodes. No that there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteif that hit by mathis is a penalty, this game isn't football
ReplyDeleteVilma
ReplyDeleteLeonhard
Posluszky.
ReplyDeleteHappy bday Whit!
ReplyDeleteTebow! Twice
ReplyDeleteJags rain gear is quite nice.
ReplyDeleteGreat performance so far by CJ Spiller. Ughhhhh
ReplyDeleteSomehow, everybody underestimated how bad the Jaguars are.
ReplyDeleteHugh Douglas
ReplyDeleteBrad smith
Yehpah but did you see the rain gear?
ReplyDeleteThat is supposed to read "yeah but"
ReplyDeleteI did, Danimal. Get you some of that.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the Jets D is nasty. Rex Ryan isn't a great HC but he might be the best D coordinator in the NFL.
Spiller has a knee injury? Not very happy that I predicted this weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteThis just in: The Dolphins are good. So is Ryan Tannehill. Who knew?
ReplyDeleteWow, Miami. We see you.
ReplyDeleteDammit, Mark.
ReplyDelete"The Curse of G:TB is very real, so you can expect Spiller's knee to implode sometime during his Week 3 contest with the laughable Jets "team"."
ReplyDeleteI'm not happy about it, TJ. I hate the Dolphins but its tough not to be impressed with what Joe Philbin has done in his short time in Miami.
ReplyDeleteI fully support Dan Snyder if he wants to file some sort of lawsuit against the league for lost profits/revenues based on downturn in performance caused at least in part by the salary cap penalty. This team is not feilding a professional caliber secondary.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Lions are bad. I would never have guessed Jim Schwartz is in his fifth year. What a crappy, undisciplined team.
I made an alcohol induced bet late last night. A parlay. I took Minnesota, NY Giants, and Houston. Friends don't let friends drink and gamble.
ReplyDeleteThe lesson with Jim Schwartz is you can't trust a guy who listens to death metal to lead your football team.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't drunk but I strongly considered a Vikings/Rams parlay this afternoon about 10 minutes before the 1 pm kickoffs. Got right to the confirmation screen on my betting site and decided against any NFL bets today. Thank you Jeebus.
ReplyDelete"Gamma Ray" always makes me think of injured Steelers. That makes sense.
ReplyDeleteThe Steelers are garbage.
ReplyDeleteHot garbage.
ReplyDeleteIndeed.
ReplyDeleteThe Jets has TWENTY penalties today. And still managed to win. Unreal.
ReplyDeleteAnd they blew two timeouts on failed challenges within the span of three plays with 2:00 left in the third. Total shitshow.
ReplyDeleteJoints are on pace to allow 613 points. Most ever is 533 by the 1981 Balrimore Colts. Only five teams ever allowed >500 points. I love early season extrapolations.
ReplyDeleteJoints = Jints
ReplyDeleteTrestman's 1950s/hipster glasses are out of place on an NFL sideline.
ReplyDeleteThe Steelers must read the GTB comments. Attempting to show us up.
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