Johnny Football. Johnny Heisman. I'm wondering if guys on the team just use that for everything. Like if he's eating at Chipotle - Hey, Johnny Burrito. Johnny XBox. Johnny Jaeger. Johnny Blow Job.
I'm probably in the minority but I don't quite get the fascination with AJ's lady. Is she attractive? Of course. Are there plenty of girls as or more attractive than her on every SEC Campus? Absolutely.
I am looking LIVE at a webcam one of my henchmen installed in AJ McCarron's apartment. And let me tell you folks it's going to be a dandy of a championship intercourse session. That little rascal AJ has got some some sex moves that would make his daddy proud. And folks, you're going to be impressed with his composure under intense pressure. Herbie, we've been breaking down film all week. What would you say are AJ's keys for success tonight? Herbie? Herbie??
i'll make up for that awful pun by giving several of you a chance to hang out with me in the next several weeks. i'll be in orlando 2/6-8 and nyc 2/11-12. get some.
sorry, just needed to bump that picture down the page a bit. was beginning to have day terrors.
ReplyDeleteBrent has a few picks cached on his laptop
ReplyDeleteSaturday, September 14 - Alabama at Texas A&M
ReplyDeleteJohnny Football. Johnny Heisman. I'm wondering if guys on the team just use that for everything. Like if he's eating at Chipotle - Hey, Johnny Burrito. Johnny XBox. Johnny Jaeger. Johnny Blow Job.
ReplyDeleteSo Blatche is being questioned by Philly police for an alleged sexual assult. And the Nets need to make a decision tomorrow to guarantee his contract.
ReplyDeleteNew city...same drama
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/nets/report-cops-question-nets-player-sex-assault-article-1.1235584
I'm probably in the minority but I don't quite get the fascination with AJ's lady. Is she attractive? Of course. Are there plenty of girls as or more attractive than her on every SEC Campus? Absolutely.
ReplyDeleteI am looking LIVE at a webcam one of my henchmen installed in AJ McCarron's apartment. And let me tell you folks it's going to be a dandy of a championship intercourse session. That little rascal AJ has got some some sex moves that would make his daddy proud. And folks, you're going to be impressed with his composure under intense pressure. Herbie, we've been breaking down film all week. What would you say are AJ's keys for success tonight? Herbie? Herbie??
ReplyDeleteWhat would Johnny In-the-Sack do in this situation?
ReplyDeletewhen he plays twister, is he johnny on the spot?
ReplyDeletemy bad.
i'll make up for that awful pun by giving several of you a chance to hang out with me in the next several weeks. i'll be in orlando 2/6-8 and nyc 2/11-12. get some.
ReplyDeletetribe football at west virginia on 8/31. boom.
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Road trip.
ReplyDeleteNo better way to spread booze-fuelled mayhem!
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