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Thursday, January 24, 2013
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Courtesy of Wheelhouse Geoff comes the absolutely phenomenal GIF below. In the comments, let us know what you think our tiny dictator could be thinking at that very moment.
"I'd love to finish this snack, but I've been assigned to watch several more episodes of yacht rock."
i will watch them all tonight, including the much maligned jethro tull episode. i hope yacht rock treats jethro tull with the disdain and ridicule that band deserves.
Unlike most people, I think the new name if the New Orleans NBA franchise is awesome. Pelicans (specifically Brown Pelicans) are badass. I spent many days if my youth on the beach while Brown Pelicans were dive bombing into the ocean for fish. Gonna get a Pelicans shirt when I go to New Orleans in April.
And if you don't think Pelicans are badass, I encourage you to check out Deadspin's take on them.
Like when Neil Young had the crowd chant "No rain!" In the Live Rust show, I need you guys to shout "No snow!" Need my peeps to come see me take it to the streets.
So... Fred Smoot got a DUI over by the Dubliner, failed a field sobriety test, was driving a car without any tags and then pissed his pants while waiting to be booked.
"I'd love to finish this snack, but I've been assigned to watch several more episodes of yacht rock."
ReplyDeletei will watch them all tonight, including the much maligned jethro tull episode. i hope yacht rock treats jethro tull with the disdain and ridicule that band deserves.
Unlike most people, I think the new name if the New Orleans NBA franchise is awesome. Pelicans (specifically Brown Pelicans) are badass. I spent many days if my youth on the beach while Brown Pelicans were dive bombing into the ocean for fish. Gonna get a Pelicans shirt when I go to New Orleans in April.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you don't think Pelicans are badass, I encourage you to check out Deadspin's take on them.
as a guy who happily sports a myrtle beach pelicans t-shirt all the time, i am a fan of the new NBA team name
ReplyDelete"Omar comin!"
ReplyDeleteGo, Go TOTO Go!!
ReplyDeleteI still say (for years now) they changes the names to:
New Orleans Jazz
Utah Grizzlies
Memphis Hornets (or whatever they want really)
All for geographical cultural/biological accuracy.
"Check out the nuts on that guy"
ReplyDeletespent about 10 min next to john o'hurley, aka j. peterman at orlando hotel bar last night. what would you have asked him?
ReplyDelete"Lennay Kekua...is a man?!?!"
ReplyDeleteI have a draft post on the Pelicans/Jazz/Lakers/etc. Teej, finish it up and post it, will ya? Or leave it half done like the Jedi-era Death Star.
ReplyDeleteYou think a stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet main?
ReplyDeleteYes and the Timberwolves should be the Lakers and the Lakers should be the Fancy Boys.
ReplyDeleteFancy Boys? I'm partial to "Grade-A Douchebags"
ReplyDeleteAnd the LA Clippers become the "California Vagina Sailors"
ReplyDeleteHow about the "Clappers"
ReplyDeleteAnd Brooklyn should be the Hustle dammit.
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The Kings should move back to Kansas City and be the . . . Well, you know. Trying hard not to offend people these days.
ReplyDeleteOr they should move to Sacramende.
Like when Neil Young had the crowd chant "No rain!" In the Live Rust show, I need you guys to shout "No snow!" Need my peeps to come see me take it to the streets.
ReplyDelete"Fuck this nut, I see bacon."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/former-redskin-fred-smoot-arrested-for-dui.php
ReplyDeleteSo... Fred Smoot got a DUI over by the Dubliner, failed a field sobriety test, was driving a car without any tags and then pissed his pants while waiting to be booked.
While waiting to get taken to jail, he got burned by Teejay's homeless pal on a double move.
ReplyDeleteFred Smoot! Love that guy.
ReplyDeleteDanimal- you staying at the Grand Bohemian in downtown? That seems like J. Peterman's type of joint.
ReplyDeletethe peabody mark...
ReplyDeletehi gheorghies.
ate lunch with doug sanders today. who is doug sanders you ask? google it.
ReplyDeleteGreatest yipp ever. No googling required.
ReplyDeletei was watching a w&m hoops game in that pic. had to run to barf.
ReplyDeletenew post up
ReplyDeleteNice video! amanda vanderpool fashion
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