Saturday, November 03, 2012

Open Thread: Alabama/LSU

In honor of the season's first really big game (with apologies to every other nearly really big game already played), here's a thread for your commenting amusement. I feel about Alabama's chances like I do about Obama's: cautiously optimistic, while fully aware that the other side is capable of winning (with bonus parallels in the opposition's willingness to resort to chicanery).

88 comments:

  1. this florida game can't be making mark happy.

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  2. w&m hoopster danny sumner selected in the 8th round of the d-league draft. my reactions: a) there's a d-league draft?, and b) it has 8 rounds?

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  3. No so much, Rob. I'm very thankful that James Franklin is awful at completing passes to open receivers. And I'll take the win.

    Now rooting for Ole Miss and LSU. Oh, and drinking.

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  4. I want Florida to win the SEC East but I don't want to get embarassed by Alabama in Atlanta. So I need LSU to win the SEC West.

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  5. Well, now I'm also rooting for LSU so it'll ruin your night. How's that?

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  6. Note that the tiger and elephant are playing checkers. Griffins would play chess.

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  7. that's better, mark.

    and griffins would play dungeons and dragons, probably. if not pantsless, definitely dateless.

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  8. if ole miss beats georgia, can i convince you to come over to the side of goodness and light, mark?

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  9. No. Because that's how Florida wins the SEC East. Try and keep up, Rob.

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  10. right. sorry. reading is hard.

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  11. You should start drinking. After an unexpected delay, I'm about too.

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  12. i have my last long marathon training run tomorrow. daydrinking, sadly, is a no-go. after the race next saturday, i intend to sit on my couch for the rest of the calendar year.

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  13. jerome, need a ruling. am i allowed to buy nets gear? 'cause it's badass.

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  14. ND needs to stop playing at the level of their competition. Except, of course, when the opponent is Oklahoma.

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  15. What's the over/under for Oregon/USC?

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  16. quick search showed 60.5, tr. that would seem to be a gift.

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  17. Oregon could get there by the third quarter. I think everybody likes the idea of piling it in the Trojans.

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  18. Not looking good in south bend.

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  19. Should they pull this out of their ass and continue on w the wins I will not be one of the people bitching when they don't get into the bcs championship.
    And Wtf with these 3rd down calls?

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  20. Can we get a fucking kicker????!!!!!

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  21. I cant bitch...that was a sketchy interference call. As in not very good.

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  22. I swear before ND scored I thought ND would win. Still feeling good after the missed PAT. Fired up with some Dropkick Murphy's.


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  23. They need to do something about this ray graham fella.

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  24. Not good for nd if it comes down to kick.

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  25. Rob - I bought some Nets gear when I was in Brooklyn. It's too cool not to if you don't have a natural rivalry with them.

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  26. Also, that Oregon-USC over/under seems like a gift. A little too much like a gift. Beware.

    I took Oregon (-9) as part of a two team parlay along with Pitt (+9.5 in the 1st half) today. Wish I could've seen Pitt making it a game for this long. That've been some good money. Oh well. Go Ducks.

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  27. One of those seasons for Notre Dame it seems. I lived throughout Florida's 2006 season so I can speak on this with some measure of authority.

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  28. I'd love to take LSU +9.5 at home in Baton Rouge if Zach Mettenberger wasn't a walking QB abortion.

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  29. The shine is beginning to come off Lane Kiffin in Southern California, no? Couldn't happen to a better guy.

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  30. halfway to the over 16 minutes in.

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  31. I feel like I just won the Masters. Mayhugh is nice. Where the fuck is teej

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  32. Oregon needs to win out. Alabama-Oregon is the most compelling NC game.

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  33. That thing I said about "Beware of the USC-Oregon over/under" ? Well I'm an idiot so disregard that.

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  34. I really want to see Oregon-Alabama. This Oregon team is much, much better than the one that faced Auburn.

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  35. having an ipad is bad for me. i'm missing every other play goofing around on twitter and gtb. no focus whatsoever.

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  36. there is no better midfield/midcourt logo than lsu's. not even close.

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  37. Is there a place where I can bet on "Question 7 will pass by a wide margin"?

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  38. that's not the quarter i was looking for

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  39. Rob....you should probably have a mini iPad.
    How many miles did u run today?

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  40. Excellent squared. Need bama.

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  41. Shit....u can have a couple cocktails on your taper....come on rob. Everyone is doing it.

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  42. oh, i'm nightdrinking, danimal. just wasn't daydrinking.

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  43. Gus Johnson needs to not be so excited about TDs when they are as frequent as goals in a lacrosse match. We've had 7 in the first 35 minutes of the game. I am off the Gus bandwagon.

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  44. I love almost every Oregon uni

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  45. Nd's dream season requires a USC win tonight. Am surprised it is still a game.

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  46. deadspin is doing a beer of the week feature. why didn't we think of that?

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  47. Omg....Rudy is on. I can't change the channel.

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  48. kenjon barner has 321 yards and 5 tds? tell me how he's not the heisman frontrunner now.

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  49. Seriously, Oregon is so much fun to watch. There is something really enjoyable about a no-huddle offense when they are up ten. Chip Kelly is sitting on the accelerator.

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  50. A little known fact about the movie 'Rudy'. My high school basketball coach showed it to us during a Saturday morning shoot around to motivate us for that night's game. I fell asleep during the movie. The only start I missed my senior year was that night's game.

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  51. Who are these anti-Question 7 people and what is their agenda? Listen to Lavar.

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  52. Is it just me or is Alabama's secondary playing really poorly in the 2nd half? Giving up way too much room to the LSU WRs.

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  53. And why are all the ads about money for schools?

    How about this - casinos are awesome and American adults should be able to gamble if they so choose.

    Are we going to be free people? Or slaves?

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  54. Here's what I want to see (other than Question 7 passing): Alabama with the ball up by 3 with 1 minute left. 4th down. LSU puts 10 guys on the field. Tyrann Matthieu runs out of the tunnel, straight into punt return position.

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  55. How is it possible that Zach Mettenbereger has looked like shit on a stick all year and now he's Joe Montana against Alabama?

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  56. Under center wildcat? That might bet the dumbest 4th down play call ever.

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  57. The Committee to Elect Notre Dame National Champions just phoned in a 4th down pass interference call on K-State. I've got it on one of the small TVs but it looked about 30 seconds after the play. Doesn't matter because OSU just threw a pick.

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  58. Alabama made that look really, really easy. Wow.

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  59. AJ McCarron...settle down, champ.

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  60. fell asleep right before alleman missed the figgie. woke up in time to see saban being interviewed. good times.

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  61. So you missed McCaron weeping on the bench like he just won the Super Bowl? Yeah, it was a little much.

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  62. I just read about Sean Payton's contract. The league has the power to void an executed contract between a coach and a team? Does the league office work for the owners or vice versa? Very odd.

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  63. Commissioner is supposed to work for the owners. At least that's what we've always been told.

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