Courtesy of FOG:TB Squeaky I learned that some guy named Lloyd released this song:
That pussy done changed? That Andre 3000 is involved in this ode to a tittery-whoppet is a travesty. In what way can a pussy done be changed? Did some other guy stretch it out so that brachyphallic folks like Lloyd can no longer enjoy it? Is it now herpetic? Syphilitic? Raddled? Prone to aerocolpos? It's unclear.
And it's a Duffy ripoff. If you're going to steal from a British blue eyed soul sister, go for Winehouse or Adele.
In case you were wondering...Adam Scott is charging up the leader board today. He's now in 2nd.
ReplyDeletego stevie!
ReplyDeletetittery whoppet!
ReplyDeleteTigger doing one helluva danimal impression
ReplyDeletehas anyone listened to "watch the throne" yet?
ReplyDeletepitchfork gives it a surprisingly good review and i really liked kanye's last album, despite zman's verbose attempt to convince me otherwise.
it's a terrible song, but there's no question about the before and after chronology of the vagina in the song . . . she used to squeeze me . . . that thing has been stretched out.
ReplyDeleteWatch the Throne is not very good, in my opinion. I could write a post about it if I wasn't preoccupied with wiping another man's ass all day.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like the Pitchfork dude read my review of MBDTF:
ReplyDeleteSo: two long-reigning titans make a relatively quick album which, despite their best efforts, still winds up being a monument to their own grandiosity. Should we care? Well, yeah. Kanye doesn't have a cruise-control switch, and when he's around, neither does Jay. On Watch the Throne, they push each other and have fun doing it, and the result is a stadium-sized event-rap spectacle that still sounds like two insanely talented guys' idiosyncratic vision. That's worth celebrating.
And Billboard read my last update in the Urbont v. GFK saga.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.billboard.com/column/the-juice/ghostface-killah-sues-universal-music-hits-1005315452.story#/column/the-juice/ghostface-killah-sues-universal-music-hits-1005315452.story
I'm 50/50 on WTT. There are some bangers on there but there are some definite throwawyas. Too. Save your money and download Odd Future's "Radical" mixtape instead.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the samples/quotes from Blades of Glory are just odd.
ReplyDeleteWould've been cooler if they sampled Blades of Steel.
ReplyDeleteosaka!
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