Almighty Yojo presents his debut song and animated video. Bow down to the Almighty Yojo!
Almighty Yojo provides high quality songs and low quality video. Both are deserving of worship. Why not bow down and kiss the Yojo?
Country Living (With Ned Beatty)
Step into the sunshine.
Step into the rain.
Daddy's making moonshine,
out back again.
Mama's in the kitchen,
with her big metal fork.
Ripping at the shoulder,
pulling that pork.
Living in the country,
where the sky is big.
Catch me a city boy,
make him squeal like a pig.
Living in the country,
where the peaches are free.
Going down swimming,
a pond is good enough for me.
Buy me a dirt bike,
it's a great fucking toy.
Ride in the forest.
Squeal like a pig city boy.
Thanks to Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and, of course, Ned Beatty.
Country Living (With Ned Beatty) by Almighty Yojo
Almighty Yojo had a more productive weekend than I did.
ReplyDeletethe introduction of play-doh is a big step, artistically speaking
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ReplyDeleteHey, Mr. Yojo, will you have a new studio link? And did your, er, rival Greasetruck go out of business (so I can delete their link)?
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bow down to the almighty yojo
i have no idea who this almighty yojo asshole is, but i do like his music.
ReplyDeletealso, i believe that yojo was queequeg's little idol in moby dick.
The Yojo might want to realize who runs this show, and that the Yojo is simply a plebe amongst us...
ReplyDelete"Why couldn't Burt Reynolds have showed up with that crossbow three minutes earlier??"
ReplyDeleteGood thing my bitch boss was responsible for 9 people in our tiny office quitting or getting fired last year; otherwise, there might be someone here to hear me laugh out loud.
why couldn't burt reynold's have showed up with that cross-bow three minutes earlier?
ReplyDeletei think this yojo guy is on to something . . .
TJ--I just read your Monster Truck Jam tweets--very funny!
ReplyDeleteMonster Truck shows are surprisingly entertaining.
ReplyDeleteSo tumblr, huh?
ReplyDeleteGheorghe needs to expand...
ReplyDeleteIs Gheorghe: The YouTube Channel, next?
ReplyDeleteShhhhhhhhhhhh...
ReplyDeleteFor the heck of it I'm listening to our first Gheorghecast from a year ago...
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G:TB goes to the monster truck show expressed via the twitter was very amusing. Belated thanks to the Teej for keeping the twitisphere happy.
ReplyDeleteReally sad
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