I know TR, Z-man and his half-brother Duff Man are currently tailgating for the Patriots-Jets game, but it's still been uncomfortably quiet here at Gheorghe: The Blog for the second Sunday of the NFL season. So, in a fit of desperation, I've decided to go "Full Teej" and throw up a new post in the hopes of changing things up and generating some interest.
Listen, Carolina-Tampa Bay is only so entertaining. And I do really enjoy this clip, despite my obvious affiliation with, and love for, the University of Florida.
Miami-Minnesota is getting interesting. And Carolina is fucking awful.
ReplyDeleteIt's looking more and more like the beginning of the Jimmy Clausen era in Carolina. Matt Moore is a Quarterbacking abortion.
ReplyDeleteHi Mark! Zman says hi too. It is hot as fuck in the swamps of Jersey. We are hoping for a less shitty game than I experienced last Monday.
ReplyDeleteI just washed my $15 pastrami sandwich down with a $10 Hoegaarden. Wallet says ouch.
Go Jets.
Hispanic heritage day in NJ! 37 Jets Flight crew members gyrating to salsa musica in front of me. Que bueno.
ReplyDeleteThis Ravens game is awful. I'm going to pick up some hummus for the Skins game - be back in 15.
ReplyDeleteMike Sellers loves the hurdle move. Too bad he moves as fast as me or Swint.
ReplyDeleteCarlos Rogers with a rare catch. Nice play, buddy.
ReplyDeletebrett favre couldn't be less interested in footballing. he killlled the vikings today.
ReplyDeleteand steve slaton, many thanks.
Blogger has stopped working on my blackberry. Not tits.
ReplyDeleteThis Lions game is awesome.
And Go Jets.
ReplyDeleteLast red zone series was a salute to Gibbs 2.0. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
ReplyDeleteEvidently the Chargers use Legedu Naanee as their Wildcat QB. That guy is awesome on a number of levels. And Ryan Mathews may have what coaches call "a fumbling problem".
ReplyDeleteBrady has way too much time.
ReplyDeleteWelker just got pummeled.
GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAATORS WEAR JEEEEEAN SSSSSHHHHHHHHHORTZ!!!!
ReplyDeleteJets had 3 snaps in 1st quarter - Pats 23.
ReplyDeleteCake getting some iPod commercial love. Nice, Apple.
ReplyDeletejoey galloway's still alive?
ReplyDeleteSamsung goes with a Human League remix. Not too Shabby. Now that FM radio is dead, you can just watch TV. It's like the oldies station.
ReplyDeleteSkins just need to score from 70 yards out, instead of 10.
ReplyDeleteI hate Wes Welker.
ReplyDeleteMcNabb looking a shade better than last week.
ReplyDeleteYeah - Galloway's older than most of the guys who comment here and he just beat a CB on a deep route. Take a lesson, youngsters.
ReplyDeletei have matt schaub and chris cooley on my fantasy team, and i'm playing against clinton portis. this game's gonna drive me nuts.
ReplyDeleteHey Braylon Edwards, act like you've been there before. Jackass.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, week 2 of the Jason Campbell Era in Oakland is going as well as week 1.
ReplyDeleteDon't take this away from Fred, refs.
ReplyDeleteWow - the Redskins have 20 points. At halftime.
ReplyDeleteClinton Portis has something like 8 carries for 2 yards, and 2 TDs.
ReplyDeletehey dudes--
ReplyDeletejust got back from camping with all my cousins-- most of whom were kids, we made it back just in time to coach alex and ian's soccer team, and then i'm off to work and more soccer try-outs tomorrow, then alex and ian's practice after practice.
i miss summer dave.
I smell a Greasetruck song.
ReplyDeleteDue out next July.
While in Europe for two weeks, I had one of my fantasy teams autodrafted for me. I ended up with Brett Farve. Considering my recent fantasy results, Brett's struggles can be traced directly to being on my team. If he retires after this season, bottles of scotch will be accepted as thanks.
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth has gotten into LaRon Landry?
ReplyDeleteTom Brady, crafty asshole.
ReplyDeleteSeneca Wallace managed to lose the game in a very Delhomme-esque way for Cleveland today.
ReplyDeleteI really wish I was watching Pats-Jets instead of Jags-Chargers.
Clay Matthews has 6 sacks on two games this season. Impressive and very PEDish.
ReplyDeleteKidney stones will not stop Neil Rackers.
ReplyDeleteOne more thought: Carson Palmer is fucking horrendous. When does this become a bigger story? (Somehow, it's not even a story at this point.) He is the weak link on the Bengals right now.
ReplyDeleteIt was discussed quite a bit today in Jerome's Sports Cave. He blows.
ReplyDeleteIts crazy how awful he's become. Missing wide open receivers all day. There was a throw he missed to 85 in the endzone early on that I could've completed. And he missed it BAD.
ReplyDeleteAnd him sucking is made even more interesting by his little brother being the backup QB. He should be benched if this continues, but can they really bench him for his little brother?
ReplyDeleteThat knee injury changed his career arc...and benching a qb for his brother is bad enuff in Pop Warner. It would be beyond emasculating in the pros.
ReplyDeleteWith the division he's in, I think Palmer will get a pass from commentators for a couple more weeks as they credit opposing defenses too much.
ReplyDeleteBrady to Welker is so irritating to watch...because it's so damn precise and on the money every fucking time.
ReplyDeleteMcNabb is playing his balls off.
ReplyDeleteCooley Zone.
ReplyDeleteMcNabb - 18/23 for 340 yds and a TD.
ReplyDeleteBruce Gradkowski is now throwing TD passes for the Raiders.
ReplyDeleteLdT is determined to prove he's not washed up.
ReplyDeleteIs Campbell hurt, or removed for other reasons?
ReplyDeleteThe Skins' top 4 tacklers today are, in order, FS, SS, CB, CB. That's not encouraging. They were the top tacklers even before Houston mostly abandoned the run.
He's been terrific in what little I've seen of him with the Jets. As for Gradkowski, he'll throw some terrible picks but he'll also get you some long TD passes. At this point, he's more of a positive offensive option for Oakland than Jason Campbell, aka Checkdown Charlie.
ReplyDeleteIN CFB news, Case Keenum is out for the year with a torn ACL. Annnnd, so is his backup.
ReplyDeleteDavid Garrard. 4 ints in 3 quarters. Not good. Somewhere Todd Bouman is laughing...and drinking.
ReplyDeleteWho's he think he is, Joe Flacco?
ReplyDeleteWay to answer, Skins. I see your drive and score, and I counter with my pants-wetting.
ReplyDeleteThere's a fat guy on the Chargers named Mike Tolbert who is kind of nasty. 13 carries for 73 yards and a TD.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Can they ever just win comfortably? I never get to just enjoy a fourth quarter.
ReplyDeleteSanchize has been money today.
ReplyDeleteMake that 2 TDs. Can CBS please switch me to Pats-Jets?
ReplyDeleteBRAYLON EDWARDS STOP BEING A FUCKING DOUCHE.
ReplyDeleteThey showed Portis on the sidelines testing his wrist to see if he could hold on to the ball. So, probably a good idea to have him in there in a 7 point game.
ReplyDeleteCriminy. Bags of suck.
ReplyDeleteSchaub really doesn't like to get hit.
ReplyDeleteHere's where it would be helpful to have a running game.
ReplyDeletePhillip Rivers is pretty good. Vincent Jackson or not.
ReplyDeleteI am miserable.
ReplyDeleteHave some hummus. It will be okay.
ReplyDeleteProbably an excellent idea, though it was meant to be Victory hummus.
ReplyDeleteI know this has been discussed in this space before, but what the fuck is Tom Brady thinking with that hair. As a bald man I think it is a fucking abomination that somebody with a full head of hair would do something that stupid.
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ReplyDeleteMarls is fired up. I like it.
ReplyDeleteDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN
ReplyDeleteAndre Johnson. Oh my.
ReplyDeleteReed got abused.
ReplyDeleteandre johnson is a beastly, beastly beast.
ReplyDeleteJ-E-T-S!!!
ReplyDeleteBraylon may be a douche, but he is a good douche today.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the support Mark. The champagne of beers is fueling my late afternoon buzz in prep for manning bowl.
Between this collapse and the Williams injury, the 6-10 prognosis is back.
ReplyDeletethey're gonna lose this fucking game, aren't they?
ReplyDeletecurse of lds
Bieber Brady can eat a bag of dicks.
ReplyDeleteJust saw Johnson's catch. He's a monster.
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ReplyDeleteJim Zorn still has no idea why Matt Turk just did that.
ReplyDeleteGAME OVER MAN
ReplyDeleteArian Foster is due to cough one up.
ReplyDeleteI saw Victory Hummus open for the Northern Alliance at Skaktoberfest'02
ReplyDeleteNeed a miracle.
ReplyDeleteLike another kidney stone.
ReplyDeleteI'd go for it here. Skins haven't stopped bupkus.
ReplyDeleteAre they going to fake it? Draw offsides?
ReplyDeleteAre they going to fake it? Draw offsides?
ReplyDeleteWTF Kubiak?
ReplyDeleteThat was gutless. Zorn-esque even.
ReplyDeleteTurk is on the take.
ReplyDeleteKubiak has money on the Skins.
ReplyDeleteIt would be nice to have a rushing attack in this situation too.
ReplyDeleteThat's some b.s. right there.
ReplyDeleteThe difference between Trent Williams and Stephen Heyer is like the difference between Hannah Storm and Linda Cohn.
ReplyDeleteI put the chances of Gano making this at 5%. First year, long, just had one blocked.
ReplyDeleteGraham, you want to be a hero?
ReplyDeleteI actually think the icing move was a bad idea there. He knows he can make it now.
ReplyDeleteThis game is EPIC.
ReplyDeleteWow. Nice ice.
ReplyDeletethat was awful. I'm calling in sick tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Kubiak punted and did sneaky TO. Sneaky genius or drunken buffoon?
ReplyDeleteHow scared was Schaub?
ReplyDeleteAre we talking about you now TJ?
ReplyDeleteEffing Chris Horton.
ReplyDeleteSneaky genius.
ReplyDeleteIf Calvin Johnson's was incomplete, so was that.
ReplyDeleteIt's a catch.
ReplyDeleteNo way does this get overturned.
ReplyDeleteNew regime. Same result. Daniel Snyder must disappear. And I don't mean behind a 5' hedge.
ReplyDeleteIt took me 15 seconds to decide that I will like Boardwalk Empire. The opening credits use a Brian Jonestown Massacre song.
ReplyDeletesorry i missed ya this wkd. was jet-setting with our hometown jaguars, which is more like prop-plane setting. they suck. trip stellar though.
ReplyDeleteand the irish loss. fuck me running.
will have to miss gtb again this coming wkd as i will be partaking in annual TPI, The Pinehurst Invitational, to take place in....wait for it....Scottsdale... a record 3 wrens/griffins/queers will be on this one... not sure why i'm still going. the month of d-train continues. love you sweety.
no more nfl betting for a while.
ReplyDeleteD-train, I know Buck is one of the Wrens; TWalt69 is likely another . . . who's the 3rd?
ReplyDeleteone of our usual tipsters couldn't make it...TNT, Tony T., will be filling in...(don't remember his #)
ReplyDeleteNice. A worthy inclusion. Best of luck on the links, and it sounds like you may learn an SAT word or two.
ReplyDeletethis is the 40/40 wkd no? i thought you'd move it for me but guess not. thanks.
ReplyDeletemaybe one year we'll do the tpi in outer banks...the obgt. the happiest of bdays to you. will look forward to on-site reports from the able gtb staff.
so glad i didn't stay up for the giants game.
ReplyDeletejust finished the cuts for the eighth grade soccer team . . . some sad kids walking around EB, but did talk to a hot mom after the game and her son made it, so that was a good pick.
Thanks, D-train. I will attempt to document it just a smidge for the GTBers... with no hard evidence being recorded, natch.
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