Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

Scene: Redskins Park, Tuesday September 21st, 3pm.

After rushing for 2 yards in 2 games, Coach Mike Shanahan and RB Coach Bobby Turner have decided it is time for Larry Johnson to go. Apparently that kinda output is not what this new coaching staff expected, to which I ask, what were they smoking? (and what are they paying?)

The normally reserved Shanahan and always impressionable Turner however decide to have some fun with this otherwise mundane release of a non-productive female-hating RB...

Coach: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Turner: Cat Game? What's the record?
Coach: Gibbs did six, but I think you can do ten.
Turner: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

[Shanahan laughs, then buzzes Frieda to have Larry shown in]

Larry Johnson: Sorry about the 10 yard disoriented run last week...
Turner: All right meow. (1) Hand over your playbook and minibar key.

Turner: Your minibar key? Hurry up meow. (2)

[Shanahan gives the peace sign over LJ's shoulder]

Larry Johnson: Sorry.
Turner: Is there something funny here LJ?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Turner: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

Turner: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Turner: Am I saying meow?
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Turner: Don't think LJ. Meow, (4) do you know how slow you were going?
Turner: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Turner: Do I look like a cat to you, LJ? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

[Shanahan is peeing his pants with laughter]

Turner: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Turner: Do you see me eating mice?
Turner: You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: Yes sir.
Turner: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to release you today. No buts meow. (8) It's the way of the Not-For-Long league.
Turner: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Turner: Meow! (10)