it's all part of my pre-colonoscopy prep. no solid food all day today. the really good stuff starts in about half an hour, when i take the medicine that induces...nasty stuff that i won't tell you about.
i didn't have to do all this preparation for my colonoscopy. all the doctor asked me to do was bend over the washbasin and the rest wasn't too bad at all (i had it performed at a rest stop bathroom on the jersey turnpike. only cost me forty bucks).
also, for dinner: chicken broth, lemon jello (mixed it up), apple juice, jealous longing for the sesame-encrusted salmon my family ate in front of me. callous bitches.
I knew it. Gheorghe's surrounded by a$$holes.
ReplyDeleteno furyk in the morning. hmmm. instead, overton & watson. yeah, i know - get 'em out there in the environment. a halve in that equals a win.
ReplyDeletelunch: chicken broth, lime jello, apple juice.
ReplyDeleted-train just won't stop with the Ryder Cup talk. He probably ain't some tainted Big Macs last night and now has the typing speed of a thousand men.
ReplyDeleted-train's taint + a thousand men = unintentionally funny comment.
ReplyDeleteMcBad grammar. McBad comment.
ReplyDeleteilivetherydercup
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ReplyDeleteStricker/Woods looks like the only match there where we're the fave.
ReplyDeleteafternoon snack: spoonful of honey, lime jello, apple juice
ReplyDeleteYou and Winnie the Pooh seem to have the same diet.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with all the line jello? Did your kids put you in assisted living already?
ReplyDeletelime jello....good for the anil canil...which is where he ingests said food
ReplyDeleteDid Rob have his uterus removed this morning?
ReplyDeletelime jello is typically what the dr. orders for male rape victims. take it from me.
ReplyDeleteit's all part of my pre-colonoscopy prep. no solid food all day today. the really good stuff starts in about half an hour, when i take the medicine that induces...nasty stuff that i won't tell you about.
ReplyDeleteI smell a podcast cooking.
ReplyDeleteWhen's your Brazilian scheduled for?
ReplyDeletebetter get'ur dirty sanchez's now people.
ReplyDeletedidn't mean to type that outloud.
ReplyDeletei didn't have to do all this preparation for my colonoscopy. all the doctor asked me to do was bend over the washbasin and the rest wasn't too bad at all (i had it performed at a rest stop bathroom on the jersey turnpike. only cost me forty bucks).
ReplyDeleteNo live blogging of the vacating of the bowels?
ReplyDeleteBummer.
this part of the process is...unpleasant
ReplyDeleteIn honor of rob, let's shit all over those "Europeans" tomorrow.
ReplyDeletealso, for dinner: chicken broth, lemon jello (mixed it up), apple juice, jealous longing for the sesame-encrusted salmon my family ate in front of me. callous bitches.
ReplyDeleteRob's kids eat salmon? Cool kids.
ReplyDeleteHis evening, however, sounds decidely uncool.
This is a fun game of collegiate football being played in Stillwater.
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