Sunday, September 05, 2010

And on the 7th Day, He Rested

Wondrous news comes this week from deepinthehearta, and it's got nothing to do with football. (As an aside: FOOTBAW!!!) Texan Mark Zable, who's name will take its rightful place alongside da Vinci, Edison, and Rubik in the pantheon of inventing royalty, has developed and seeks to patent deep fried beer.

Says Zable, "If you've ever eaten a pretzel and taken a swig of beer, that's what it tastes like. Why should you drink beer when you can eat it?"

I think this proves definitively the existence of a supreme being. Only a merciful and beneficent Lord would bestow such a gift on his people. Can I get an "Amen"?
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9 comments:

  1. Dave9:31 AM, September 05, 2010

    he's been deep frying guinness, which leads me to believe i'll like this-- but does hot beer taste good?

    definitely more appetizing than deep fried butter.

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  2. T.J.9:35 AM, September 05, 2010

    This man is most definitely doing the Lord's work.

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  3. zman10:19 AM, September 05, 2010

    This is disturbing. From CBS Sports:

    News: If 49ers K Joe Nedney ever appears on the injury report in 2010 with a groin injury, he says not to worry. Nedney has been bothered by a nagging groin injury since he suffered the injury 20 years ago as a teenager. "When I was 17, I tore it learning how to kick the football," Nedney told the San Francisco Chronicle. "And, like a dumb kid, just kicked right through it, right through it, and it never healed. My body ended up calcifying the wound so now I've got a bone basically right in the middle of the muscle and I can't take it out. I've gotten to this point now where I've got to be smart with it. I've learned to deal with it my entire career. It's nothing new. It's just when you're 37 versus 23, you've got to take care of it in a different way."

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  4. T.J.10:29 AM, September 05, 2010

    We watched that whole Tribe game yesterday, and man was that a tough, shitty loss.

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  5. Mark11:32 AM, September 05, 2010

    Hey Guys! Sorry I was so absent last night. Definitely need some time to get back in game shape. I couldn't handle working on 2 platforms (G:TB and twitter), and I was fucking hammered. CFB is back though, so I'll soldier on and make it work. Nice effort by Geoff and D-Train though.

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  6. zman3:56 PM, September 05, 2010

    After participating in two fantasy football drafts in a 14 hour span, I learned that:

    1. There are two tight ends named Zach Miller.
    2. There is an inordinate number of NFL players whose last name starts with the letter "G" and ends with "ski". Gostkowski, Gronkowski, Gradkowski, and so on.

    As a result I have no idea who the hell I drafted.

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  7. T.J.6:01 PM, September 05, 2010

    East Carolina. Holy shit.

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  8. mayhugh6:23 PM, September 05, 2010

    This SMU-TT game is pretty entertaining. Placekicker just booted a 61 yard FG.

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  9. mayhugh9:21 PM, September 05, 2010

    And do you think Dan Snyder is having a moment similar to this right now?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs1N5NYyb24

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