Geoff's Pitino joke in visual form

As you might have seen in yesterday's comments section, d-train linked to the espn.com article about the Rick Pitino trial. d-train was also kind enough to highlight this key passage for his wife:
On the night of the sexual tryst, two restaurant patrons told jurors Sypher first approached Pitino, forcing her way into his circle of friends, and that the two were hitting it off as the night went on. Pitino testified that the sexual encounter lasted 15 seconds.

Which led to Geoff's easily mounting the comedy pyramid with this doozy:
You have to guess Pitino made the 15 second comment as a way to (futilely) attempt to make his wife less angry...and when he said it, he probably didn't consider it being publicized internationally.

There's also a shot clock joke in here somewhere...

And, after way too much time this morning, I have attempted to make a funny based on those words. More than likely I failed miserably, but honestly, I didn't need to see Dave's post any longer.


Wow. A reader submission. Photoshop phun. "You don't have to credit me. Actually don't credit me. it's awful."