I am 100% certain I've posted the classic Cartman/Maury clip, so I went a different way today for our filler. A simple search of YouTube provided real-life classics from the Povich program, and I figured we should see see society at it's worst. Enjoy the circus:
Like I've always said, "That baby ain't mine until Maury tells me it is"
ReplyDeletethose are some hard core bitches yo! and....they're probably legal by now too. nice!
ReplyDeletemaury - making a difference.
As tempting as this link is, I believe it is one best left unclicked here on my work PC.
ReplyDeleteIs Connie Chung one of the 10?
Mark - on a scale of 0-10, how excited are you that the Magic locked up Duhon with a 4-year deal?
ReplyDelete-69?
ReplyDeleteBlogger failing more than Twitter today.
ReplyDeleteyes, G:TB is slower than floyd landis w/out his vitamin S.
ReplyDeletewe're like...7 weeks away from cfb...College Football Live is actually airing now...i wub it.
If you don't currently follow Buzz Bissinger (@buzzbissinger) on twitter, you are missing out. He's the angriest man alive.
ReplyDeleteBissinger's last two tweets:
ReplyDeleteWhat can you say about a sport in which free agency is far more entertaining than the who gives a crap product they feed us.
Get rid of NBA season. No point. Free agency all the time any time, gambling on plane, craps and texas hold' em with pilots in cockpit.
Buzz is a great read...every minute of every day...so angry.
ReplyDeleteit's africa hot here on cape cod - it must feel like the surface of the sun in dc and nyc
ReplyDeleteI'd go "Dune"...or Tatooine.
ReplyDeletewe have no air conditioning, which is a bit of an inconvenience
ReplyDeletealso, viva l'oranje. or whatever is the appropriate cheer for the dutch.
ReplyDelete"Puff, puff, give"...
ReplyDeleteDummy.
uruguay sounds a lot like arugula. consequentially, most tea partiers will be rooting against them.
ReplyDeleteRob and I both have Biloxi Blues on the brain today.
ReplyDeleteWeather is unbearable. Subway stations feel like ovens pre-set to 125 degrees. Somebody needs to open a Coors Light out here in NYC to get the Love Train rolling through.
Take what you want. Eat what you take.
On the plus side, I get to witness the full arsenal of mesh and tank tops that residents of all five boroughs wear in this weather. It appears that relative obesity is a non-factor in the adornment of such tops. Lots of female flesh stuffed into tube tops and minority male nipple sightings. Not good times.
ReplyDeletebrilliant goal!
ReplyDelete"love train" is what my wife calls me.
ReplyDeletestrangely enough, it's been quite pleasant down here in F L A.
a week in cape cod. you poor thing. any celeb sightings? i didn't tell you guys that i sat across from ed burns at a restaurant in east hampton two weeks ago. unfortunately, he was sans wife and sans character brother, the geico guy. i think i have a mancrush on him, ed burns.
Ed Burns traded up from Heather Graham to Christy Turlington a few years ago. Impressive.
ReplyDeleteIf memory serves me right, there was a time that TR was a big fan of mesh clothing.
ReplyDeleteooof - caceras of uruguay just attempted an ill-advised bicycle kick and connected with a de zeeuw's nose. that was not a flop.
ReplyDeleterob, guess what?
ReplyDeleteU r gay.
shitty goalkeeping by the dutch brings uruguay level - edwin van der saar, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
ReplyDeleteDid the Teej have a liquid lunch?
ReplyDeleteotherwise known as 'lunch' for the teej
ReplyDeleteThat joke will always be funny.
ReplyDeleteTime to go watch this futbol game now...at a liquid lunch-type place...
I think I saw the American Choppers dad in Delaware this weekend... does that count as a celebrity sighting?
ReplyDeleteAmerican Choppers or Orange County Choppers?
ReplyDeleteIf the latter, I'd say yes.
the dutch look like dogshit in the second half
ReplyDeleteOMG. I love Ed Burns.
ReplyDeleteHe's the perfect man.
And, I was at a party in NYC last week with some of the Real Housewives. They are wanna-be celebs, so that doesn't count.
The little dutch boys are complaining on every bit of contact. Just play the f'ing game.
ReplyDeletei'll let that slide Shlara but only b/c you haven't met me.
ReplyDeleteorange! bit lucky, that.
ReplyDeletethat one wasn't lucky at all. nicenice.
ReplyDeleteQuite a fall from grace for the former Seton Hall b-ball coach...
ReplyDeleteMILLBURN – Former Seton Hall men’s basketball coach Robert P. Gonzalez, 47, of Harrison, NY has been arrested and charged with shoplifting and criminal mischief.
Police on June 29 at 3 p.m. were called to the Polo Ralph Lauren store at the Mall at Short Hills on a report of property damage. The manager of Polo Ralph Lauren reported that the manager of Joe’s American Bar and Grill in the mall returned a men’s satchel to her that had been stolen from the store. He said that a man came into the restaurant, left the satchel with the hostess and never returned.
The satchel, valued at $1,395, was reportedly damaged in the area where a sensor tag had been attached.
Investigation into the incident by the Millburn Detective Bureau resulted in an arrest warrant being issued for Gonzalez for allegedly removing the sensor device from the satchel and walking out of the store without paying for it.
Actual conversation with my daughter:
ReplyDeleteShe: I like tall people. Tall people are always really nice.
Me: Oh? Any other groups? Like...what about short people?
She: Nah. They're crabby.
Actual conversation with my daughter:
ReplyDeleteShe: I like tall people. Tall people are always really nice.
Me: Oh? Any other groups? Like...what about short people?
She: Nah. They're crabby.
felt the need to post that twice, did you?
ReplyDeletesorry rob, i have no idea how i did that.
ReplyDeletei told her she was wrong, by the way. (after i stopped laughing)
Point of order on the Top 10 Sluts List. There are two girls in the #6 spot, so we actually see 11 sluts. Maury f'd up on the counting. Big time.
ReplyDeletelebron's my boy and all, so i feel it's my place to tell him that this live announcement stunt is some bullshit. win something before you crown your own ass.
ReplyDeleteWho's the consensus best player of all time never to have won a title? Barkley? Ice Man? AI? Ewing? Gheorghe? LeBron?
ReplyDeleteKarl Malone?
ReplyDeleteWhere does UVA cornerback Ras-I Dowling fit into the fake name Hall of Fame?
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