As far as I can tell, this is 100% real. Yep, that's half a Mercedes sticking out of a brick wall seven stories up. Some donk in Tulsa got his foot caught between the brake pedal and the accelerator, and this was the result. And to think, he was so close to locking up a 2010 Darwin Award. Maybe next time sir.
Sunday, May 02, 2010
Worst Driver Ever?
If he doesn't take the gold he's at least on the podium:
As far as I can tell, this is 100% real. Yep, that's half a Mercedes sticking out of a brick wall seven stories up. Some donk in Tulsa got his foot caught between the brake pedal and the accelerator, and this was the result. And to think, he was so close to locking up a 2010 Darwin Award. Maybe next time sir.
As far as I can tell, this is 100% real. Yep, that's half a Mercedes sticking out of a brick wall seven stories up. Some donk in Tulsa got his foot caught between the brake pedal and the accelerator, and this was the result. And to think, he was so close to locking up a 2010 Darwin Award. Maybe next time sir.
Can't tell the difference between the velocitator and the deceleratrix.
ReplyDeleteMy cabbie last night was from Tajikistan. Of course he enjoyed my tale of the recent run-in with the Tajik Highway Patrol on the road to Dushanbe involving Austin Milbarge and Emmitt Fitzhume.
ReplyDeleteAnd John Overdrive.
ReplyDeleteradiohead on 101, direct tv. that singer ain't right.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Bynum limping after his first athletic move of the game. Not a good sign for Lakers.
ReplyDeleteThen again, it appears this is one of those games that Kobe has decided the Lakers will not lose.
ReplyDeleteNice 10th inning for Papelbon and the Sox. Getting swept by the Orioles? Bad times for Beantown.
ReplyDeletei think theo's secretly tanking this season
ReplyDeleteSo they can sign Conan?
ReplyDeleteSly Stallone...is that Yoko next to him?
ReplyDeleteHow about Al Horford putting up 16/15/4/3 for Atlanta in their Game 7 victory. It's been quite a good year for Gator big men.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Bynum is such a pussy.
ReplyDeleteJazz Hands!
ReplyDeleteronnie millsap getting it done
ReplyDeleterob, you've decided to meld Ronnie Price and Paul Millsap into one uber hoopster?
ReplyDeleteDid Ronnie Price and Paul Millsap have a baby?
ReplyDeletesmoky mountain raining buckets
ReplyDeleteFuck you TJ.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think I'll take a pass on the Common/Dwight Howard film project...thanks though.
Sasha Vujacic looks like a sexual predator running through a schoolyard to tackle some prey.
ReplyDeleteMark, I'll just leave the keys to the brain in the garage in the usual spot.
ReplyDeleteHaving watched this entire game it is amazing to me the Jazz are now leading by one. The Lakers shouldve won this game by 35.
ReplyDeletesweet stache on kiedis. dreyfus, too.
ReplyDeleteFlea looking more normal than Anthony Keidis. Not sure what's up with that NAMBLA stache on Keidis.
ReplyDeleteIt figure rob would like molestaches.
ReplyDeleteflea! flea! flea! flea!
ReplyDeleteWas that noise his head hitting the floor?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was his elbow.
ReplyDeleteC.J. Miles, bringing it.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bullshit call. A stupid flop for sure but even close to a foul.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Artest allowed to even touch the ball let alone shoot?
ReplyDeleteDeron Williams might want to start looking for his shot. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Where's that been for the last 5 minutes?
ReplyDeleteCarlos Boozer, who have played like a fucking Twinkie in the last 15 minutes. Toughen up dude.
ReplyDeleteWilliams played way too passively down the stretch. He has to be much more aggressive if Utah's going to win close games against LA.
ReplyDeletei'm fairly certain the lakers are cheating
ReplyDeleteJohan having a tough going in primetime, though it again needs to be said that Citizans Bank Park is a traveshamockery of a stadium.
ReplyDeleteAnd it somehow just got worse.
ReplyDeletei doubt the majority of you saw much or any of it, but 20 year old rory mcilroy won at quail hollow - he went -18 on the wkd. he was 2 shots above the cut line going into the 16th hole on friday. he went 3 under on the last 3 holes, 3 tough holes, to win it...he's gee oh oh dee
ReplyDeleteI caught a little of McElroy. He apparently had 5 eagle putts (made 2) in his round on Sunday. I'm not familiar with that sort of a round. He's got some UPPPPside.
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