Sunday, April 11, 2010

Nothing Says "Golf" Like the Biz

The Doofus Overlord wants some filler for today's final round of the Masters. Nothing says "golf at Augusta National" to me like Biz Markie. But I know almost nothing about golf so you might diagree. Feel free to do so in the comments.

93 comments:

  1. I'd like to see the Biz golf in that outfit, possibly paired with Ian Poulter for the sake of comparison. Actually, I've seen many a man dressed like the Biz golfing at Hains Point.

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  2. And is it against course rules for caddies to wear undershirts. Steve Williams could use one.

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  3. Tiger is spraying the ball all over the place, and just failed to get out of a bunker. Doesn't look like it's going to be his day.

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  4. Enough with the Tiger slo mos. This aint a John Woo movie.

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  5. Who aside from KJ Choi and maybe Couples wants to win this thing?

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  6. I'd hire Nick Faldo to read me bedtime stories.

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  7. how'd my daughter's dance team do? glad you asked. second place in their division, overall gold. i don't know what either of those things mean.

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  8. Is Freddie Couples wearing Converse?

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  9. I think they're Eccos. It would be a lot cooler if he was rocking Wallabees.

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  10. Mark, we're over here on this new post...but I enjoyed the rob comment.

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  11. I'm confused as to why 2nd place is gold, Rob. What's the corresponding color to first place?

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  12. Seriously, Steve Williams. You're not Tony Manero, button up your effing shirt.

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  13. i could just as easily explain nuclear physics, mayhugh

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  14. Who is this Watney character and where did he come from? He's golfing the piss out of this course today.

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  15. Westwood just putted like me. Misread it like 6 feet to the left.

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  16. Jesus Christ Westwood. Sack up.

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  17. Westwood has only one testicle and it's small and withered.

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  18. What was Mickelson eating there as Westwood teed off on 10? It looked like a potted plant.

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  19. Or testacle. Did anyone else see Hot Tub Time Machine?

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  20. kj choi has that look about him

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  21. I did. Two or three scenes that were cough/laugh inducing.

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  22. the rare correction of an accurate spelling. that portends a double eagle.

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  23. What look would that be Rob - short?

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  24. they all look tall to me, mayhugh

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  25. KJ Choi - the South Korean Retief Goosen?

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  26. Don't you remember my "testacle" post when TR mocked my spelling?

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  27. Westwood leaves another short.

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  28. Tiger's got an interesting shot here

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  29. "Phil has got the hooks." Just like Tiger!

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  30. Some guy at work sent out an email last week selling 3 Mets tickets, with the comment "They're playing the Nats so they'll probably win." What a maroon.

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  31. Completely irrelevant to present discussion, but is it socially acceptable to compliment a woman on her belt buckle? Or is that just saying "I'm looking in the general area of your stuff"?

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  32. the gtb staff handbook deems buckle-talk acceptable

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  33. mickelson is the king of scramblers.

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  34. i don't see kj giving this thing up. i hope i'm wrong though...need mickeltitties.

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  35. kim would be great too...i've got both...either way he's helping me out big time.
    he birdied 11 holes last year on sunday - a record

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  36. dan's always had a thing for asians

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  37. my plan was to jinx choi. maybe it worked.

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  38. There's no reason to wear a fancy belt buckle other than to garner attention. Complement away.

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  39. fortunately for choi, puke doesn't show on black

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  40. are you fucking kidding me?

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  41. I once got a belt buckle (college) from an offer on the back of a Raisin Bran box that read "Keep on Truckin". It was awesome and I wore it all the time before belt buckles became ironically cool on a mainstream level.

    Westwood recovering his poise, Kim on fire and Mickelson doing Mickelson type things (both good and bad) along with any number of other guys still within reach. Im enjoying this. This is one hell of a way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

    And Phils' going for it...uggh.

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  42. UN.....BELIEVABLE! That shot was unreal.

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  43. Or...great ballsy decison there by Phil. Yeah, that's what I meant.

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  44. i can't believe he tried that, let alone hit it to three feet

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  45. Golf is ten times more interesting in HD. 25 times if you're stoned and its in HD.

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  46. i was about to say that bones should refuse to give phil a long iron.

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  47. mickelson's another one that walks around with a wheelbarrow.

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  48. How can he follow that shot with that putt?

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  49. omg.
    omg.
    classic phil. welcome back buddy!

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  50. His mullet is always brilliant though.

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  51. stevey by the way is one of the largest a-holes in our orbit.

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  52. Dan really loves the 8th hole at Augusta, Yellow Jasmine. She's a hot piece of pacific rim tail.

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  53. I kind of enjoyed Tiger's three putt within 5 feet.

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  54. I had a belt buckle in college that read "Cochise". It happened to be affixed to a snake skin belt. Yep, it was a train wreck.

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  55. LaMarcus Aldridge: You're 7'0" and athletic. How about trying to block/bother a shot instead of attempting to draw a charge you fucking pussy?

    /back to golf

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  56. Westwood's putter has completely left him today.

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  57. As I say that he drains it from 12 feet to save par.

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  58. And NBA officiating is so uneven it's not even a joke anymore. It's just sad.

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  59. Martell Webster...huge fucking idiot.

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  60. westwood...HUGE.
    surprised mickelson made that.
    too little too late for tigger

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  61. Double gack.

    Portland fails to rebound the miss and fouls again. Dumbest team ever? Dumbest team ever.

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  62. Phil's looking for a reason to fuck this up. Dude just can't help himself.

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  63. yeah - this ain't over but they're talking like it is.

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  64. and congrats rob on the dancing success.

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  65. Game over. Phil gets it done. Which, I think, means Danimal wins too.

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  66. so glad he didn't do his jump again.
    but am happy for phil - that's good stuff.

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  67. It's interesting how they keep harping on what a family man Mickelsen is. Suddenly he's a likable guy compared to Tiger.

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  68. will let you know on the pool shortly...43 teams....best 5 scores cumulative per team out of 10 players...it'll be close...pays 6 places

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  69. It's a little dusty in here...

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  70. I think it has more to do with the cancer, z.

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  71. that was the a great masters.
    phil's image has also always been the family guy, likeable, fan-favorite, big-tipper, etc. often hear he's not a favorite among his peers though. don't know why.

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  72. fudge. didn't even get in the money...12th...winner won $1200

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  73. I believe the sense of his peers has been that Lefty is a bit of a phony. There was nothing much phony about that moment with his wife. I'm happy for him.

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  74. i guess it's in part due to the figjam comment made yesterday as it relates to phil...Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me.
    i have a hard time not rooting for him - there's not a better interview on the Tour.

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  75. john gotti jr on 60 minutes...
    good night everybody.

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  76. Yeah, Gotti Jr is a nice bonus to the masters. He talks like an absolute stereotype.

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  77. Santonio Holmes to the Jets. Are the Jets the new Redskins, the new Raiders, or the new Patriots?

    (Two of those things belong together, one of those things just doesn't belong.)

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  78. So much for the moratorium TR imposed on football banter.

    I think it's a great move - 5th round pick for a 26-year-old WR coming off a 1200 yard season, who also has a SB MVP on his mantle. Edwards, Holmes, Cotchery, and Keller are a nice group of young but experienced receivers for Sanchize to grow with.

    I don't know who to compare the Jest with. But I like the model of making high-upside gambles with low picks to fill needs.

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