Monday, October 26, 2009

Sherm!

In which the viewing public is treated to a clusterfuck in 4 acts.

92 comments:

  1. Cerrato looks like such a clueless douche in that picture. I like it.

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  2. welcome to the shitshow, friends

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  3. Cerrato looks like an older Chris Kattan.....and TeeJay said he hired the Baha Men for the halftime show.

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  4. Kudos to ESPN for finding Sherm's old stomping grounds--the bingo parlor.

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  5. Brian Mitchell being inducted into the Ring of Fame tonight.

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  6. Berman and the ESPN crew are throttling Snyder and Cerrato as bad as you'll ever see.

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  7. Yeah, Mitchell gets 2 minutes to give a speech. I sure hope Snyder is in the market for a shiny new asshole.

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  8. Okay...I won't start drinking scotch until:

    a) Campbell gets sacked
    b)the Skins call a timeout because they can't get a play in
    c) the skins get a delay of game
    d) The Redskins trail by double digits
    e) any of the above

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  9. Um...Chris Cooley's hair choice was surprising this evening.

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  10. just so mark has something to root against, i need chris cooley and the eagles defense to combine for 26 points to bring me fantasy glory.

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  11. Tirico looks like C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man tonight.

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  12. That hurts, Rob. But since you've set me up.

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  13. if vinny told gruden he was no longer calling plays, gruden would have killed him with his bare hands.

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  14. Gruden blows EVERYBODY.

    It makes me wonder why he never went after any of these impact offensive players while he was coaching in Tampa. Instead, it was 4 years of Joey Galloway as your go to WR, and a battle between an old beat up Jeff Garcia or an old beat up Brad Johnson as the best QB of that era. I can't wait for him to coach the Redskins next year.

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  15. Jason Campbell is an a mental slump, eh? Kind of like my ab muscles have been in a slump for the last few decades.

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  16. Question for the assembled masses:
    Does Jason Campbell ever start an NFL game in a non-Redskins uniform?

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  17. yes, jason campbell needs to relax. that's the problem.

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  18. This animatronic Frank Gifford is so real its almost like he's still alive.

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  19. Its a running week for the Eagles--bad break for the Skins.

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  20. well, that was...entirely predictable.

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  21. Good to see the black guy from Old School at the game in a Skins jersey.

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  22. When was the last time you saw a team score on a reverse from that far away?

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  23. This could be a special night...and I'm not just saying that because I'm not wearing pants.

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  24. I predict Sherm's first series goes like this:
    Run middle for no gain.
    Run right for 2 yards.
    Incomplete pass.

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  25. sherm time. i'm all aquiver.

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  26. Uh oh. Sherm only knows one play.

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  27. I think somebody should explain the meaning of 'philosophy' to Jaws.

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  28. naming your sons brian and byron displays a distinct lack of imagination

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  29. That, my friends, was a defensive stop. And a fundamentally sound, good, crisp bounce pass.

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  30. "Creigh Deeds...President Obama has already started distancing himself from him for fear of the stench of failure."

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  31. late to the outside. brilliant.

    and obama's no dummy. though deeds is.

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  32. Agree on both points. Its gonna be 14-0 in less than 6 plays.

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  33. DeSean is my favorite asshole in the NFL. He's very good and he knows it and he feeds off of being a douchebag.

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  34. So 3 different Eagles have taken snaps. None have been Vick. It's amazing how quickly that story faded from the headlines. He has 1 yard passing, 13 yards rushing and no TDs. Quite the non-story.

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  35. In a related story, Snyder just offered the Eagles two firsts and third for Vick.

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  36. That laminated paper Zorn is holding--its a Waffle House menu.

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  37. I mean are you kidding me? Let's just call him JaJason.

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  38. pestilence, carnage, jamarcusage

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  39. I swear, this game is a replica of Jets-Raiders yesterday, minus a mohawk on Campbell.

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  40. you can use the brain tomorrow, geoff. i plan to call in sick.

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  41. McNabb's bounce passes are hilarious. We'll always have that.

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  42. if mcnabb were remotely competent, this would be a 4 touchdown game

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  43. Dog killer now has 5 times as many passing yards this season as he had coming into the game.

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  44. i predicted 24-0 at the half. We can do this. I know it in my heart.

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  45. Have we seen a Sean McDermott shot yet? Is he wearing the same shades that Tomlin wore yesterday?

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  46. They showed him twice. No shades. But he does have a jawline to doe for.

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  47. There is no 35 on the Skins. Ok...they caught it.

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  48. Cooley has not returned to the game since the Campbell fumble. If there was ever a year for him to miss his first game, this is it.

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  49. I wish more African Americans rocked the Billie Dee Williams/Carl Weathers staches. Too much wispy Willie Randolph/Tony Dungy action.

    The Skins players would respect Campbell more if he had a pushbroom stache.

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  50. hey, blind squirrel got some

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  51. I can't believe that there are that many people in the stadium. Totally surprising.

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  52. I liked what Sherm did on that drive. I really, honestly did. I almost feel bad. I mean, if he had an NFL QB and 3 more decent o-lineman, this could be an 8-8 team.

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  53. I think people are there just to boo and chant "sell the team" on national TV.

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  54. ok, they have a little momentum now. Watch what they do here. I'm guessing 35 yard gain.

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  55. Well, well, well...if they score here I might allow myself to get invested in this game.

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  56. The men who stare at most lowly fucking goats?

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  57. Jason Campbell is really, really awful.

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  58. the quarterbacking in this game is making puppies cry. and not just vick.

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  59. Rob already said it, but if the Eagles played even mediocre offense this game it would be 35-7 right now.

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  60. Campbell's QB rating in the first half: NC-17

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  61. that's fucking malpractice

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  62. Redskins, this is DeSean Jackson. i was sure you two had already met.

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  63. This is every bit as bad as we thought...which in an odd way is surprising.

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  64. are you guys going to watch this whole game???

    I'm going to bed...I'm pretty sure I know how its going to end.

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  65. No, Geoff tiov'd Gossip Girl and is going to watch that instead of the 2nd half.

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  66. My tivo did record Gossip Girl, and while it was not my doing, I will likely watch the episode later this week.

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  67. i'm hedging my bets - i'm sick, so i'm going to go lay in bed in hopes that i'll fall asleep in time to avoid watching desean jackson score another touchdown.

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  68. Word is Cooley has a broken foot, possibly done for the year.

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  69. Okay, I'm done. Snyder and Cerrato can enjoy sucking a great big bag of dicks during the bye week.

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  70. Take some solace in the fact that the Eagles don't look like a very good team these days. That may be one of the most disappointing wins I've seen in a long time.

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  71. I see Blake Griffin is already a true Clipper...

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