Friday, June 19, 2009

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Yeah, this is shamelessly obvious and lazy. Sue me.

28 comments:

  1. eldrick snatching mediocrity from the jaws of quite good late in his first round.

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  2. I'm not a violent man...but the song "Butterfly Kisses" could make me homicidal.

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  3. I want to run over pedestrians any time that stupid fucking "Poker Face" song comes on.

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  4. i feel fortunate to not know what the hell either of you are talking about.

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  5. I just wiki'd Butterfly Kisses. After learning the back-story, I realize I wanted that 25 seconds of my life back.

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  6. It was playing on the easy listening station the deli down the street likes to blare over their sound system. If they didn't make such a strong sandwich, it'd be grounds for dissolution of our relationship.

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  7. tiger's 74 looking worse and worse as the day progresses. is he in danger of *gasp* missing the cut?

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  8. I'll project the cut at +7...and I'll project Tiger at +3 or +2 going into the weekend.

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  9. nbc prays that you're wise, geoff.

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  10. I'm pretty sure the last time Tiger missed a cut at a major was in 1996.

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  11. didn't he miss the cut at winged foot before phil gacked?

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  12. Rob is right. He missed the cut in 2006.

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  13. nbc's a little bit nonplussed about that.

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  14. zoltan, you coming to the beach?

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  15. Unlike NBC, I'm quite plussed. You are right my wee friend.

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  16. Chad Campbell's 10 over par 80 today would have won him $5 in the weekly moose ledgers Nassau at Bethpage.

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  17. moose ledger is heath's less talented - yet more alive - brother, correct?

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  18. even without tiger, this is a fun leaderboard right now.

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  19. Lodger. Whatever. Anthony Kim is one of my favorite players, but he doesn't have the discipline to win the US Open. /reverse jinx

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  20. When I agreed to be on this game show, I thought I would be competing for money or prizes......not orphans.

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  21. roberto, I am indeed going to OBFT. Hopefully no one will beach our rental car.

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  22. giddyup. we'll be pitching in to have the entire parking area paved this year.

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  23. david duval, leader in the clubhouse with a 67. how much $ could you have won betting he'd be 7 shots better than tiger?

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  24. After "hangin' with the Teej" I am watching 2001:a space odyssey. It's total bullshit...... There are no monkeys that live in the fucking desert.

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  25. Then a femur turns into a spaceship........and it's a totally different story........still, it's way more realisitic than the whole premise of "the joker has a cell phone" from batman

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