Hey Alanis, THIS is Irony (I think)

I was going to leave it alone, really I was. I mean, how much prime real estate should I honestly waste in G:TB-land on this guy. But then I saw this, and just had to say something:

"O.J. Simpson was so confident that he was going to beat the rap again that he had an acquittal party planned, it was learned.

Simpson associate Thomas Riccio, after an in-studio interview Friday with radio talk-show host Anthony Crivello and retired Las Vegas police detective Phil Ramos, invited them to join O.J.'s entourage at an undisclosed location.

Honestly, the arrogance never ceases to amaze me. Then again, after the fucking shit he got away with last time, why would he feel the need to worry? Luckily for Rollie Goldman and all the Orenthal Haters out there (you know who you are), Karma and Irony teamed up for an all-time classic duet Friday night. But first, a leap back in time...

October 3, 1995 - Orenthal James Simpson is acquitted of beheading his ex-wife and her waiter "friend" Ron Goldman.

October 3, 2008 - Orenthal James Simpson, thirteen years to the day after making a mockery of the judicial system, is convicted of 12 charges (including conspiracy to commit a crime, robbery, assault and kidnapping with a deadly weapon) for his role in the worst planned heist ever. The Apple Dumpling Gang had more success robbing folks.


Oh, why the sad face O.J.? Goodbye for now Juice...but come December 5th, I'll be tuned in to see if you get life, you miserable sack of shit. Good luck in isolation the next two months...and don't drop the soap.