10G reward for tips on goat strangler
The reward for the Long Island goat strangler has grown to $10,000. Donations poured into the Suffolk County SPCA for the capture of whoever kidnapped twin goats from a farm and strangled one with a belt last week. Teddy's body was found dead near the Raleigh Farm in King's Park, while his sister, Pinky, is still missing.
Anyone with information is asked to call (631) 382-SPCA (7722).
Teddy is pictured at right below, with his sex addict goat friend David.
anyone interested in the Michael Jack Lead Pipe Lock for Saturday?
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