Door #1 - the Idiot item:
Door #2 - the Immature item:
Door #3 - the Whitney item:
Now, can someone please tell me how to permanently erase the search terms I just used on Google to find that second pic?
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Things I'd Like to See Gheorghe Ride
Last week, Rob graced these pages with "Things I'd Like to See Gheorghe Drive". Because I am an immature idiot, I thought the logical progression would of course be "Things We'd Like to See Gheorghe Ride."
Door #1 - the Idiot item:
Door #2 - the Immature item:
Door #3 - the Whitney item:
Now, can someone please tell me how to permanently erase the search terms I just used on Google to find that second pic?
Door #1 - the Idiot item:
Door #2 - the Immature item:
Door #3 - the Whitney item:
Now, can someone please tell me how to permanently erase the search terms I just used on Google to find that second pic?
I've rarely seen a shinier buttocks.
ReplyDeleteDoor #3 was going to be "Ride the white horse" but we here at GTB do not condone drug use of any kind.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I have found myself staring at that ass for quite awhile now...
On behalf of the rest of the GTB staff and it's reader(s), we would like to send out well wishes to our colleague rob, who had some (hopefully) minor surgery this morning.
ReplyDeleteYep, it's true, he had one of the experimental leg lengthening procedures.
Best wishes Rob. I hope this clears up the genital warts once and for all.
ReplyDeleteAll surgery on Rob is minor, at least for the surgeon. It's actually a lot like that Operation game for the doc. You should see Rob's nose light up when he goes for the funny bone.
ReplyDeleteThat game scared me.
ReplyDeleteI hated Jack N The Boxes too.
ReplyDeleteThe synergistic effect of adding an almond to a Mounds bar is really something. Mounds bars are good and all, but when you add the contrast of the crunchy almond, you're really getting a mouthful of magic.*
ReplyDelete*Not to be confused with the hundreds (thousands?) of women who were intimate with a LA Laker point guard in the 1980's.
Rhyme-sandberg, but sometimes you don't feel like a nut. I actually prefer the fact that "Mounds don't."
ReplyDeleteMagic Johnson...hmmmmm, I was sure I had something to add about him...nope, can't remember.
ReplyDelete30 Rock in less than 5 hours...
ReplyDeleteGet a life, Mark.
ReplyDeleteYou both need to get a life.
ReplyDeleteOnly 96 hours til next week's episode of The Hills.
i'm proud and happy to note that i have emerged from the hospital at a robust 6'2" and am now hitting the ball 300+ off the tee.
ReplyDeleteit's possible the drugs have me confusing myself with the things i'm watching on my television.
thanks for the kind wishes. soon i'll be having the cheeseburger of my dreams.
So, I guess someone on the eBays thought we had some inside info?
ReplyDelete"Tony Shaver Stanford"
Whitney...fuck off old man.
ReplyDeletePerhaps shiny ass girl is an alum?
ReplyDelete"george mason sluts"
"Shiny ass girl" is named Vida Guerra and was the product of some random luck that ended with her being pictured in Maxim and then never having to get a real job again.
ReplyDeleteThat "random luck" you speak of was being a shower toy for Jeremy Shockey.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Shockey bored her out after Maxim but I guess it doesn't matter much either way.
ReplyDeleteAnybody seen the Max Kellerman's rap video? Needless to say, its a masterpiece.
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to Eddie Money right now...
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing you're about up to "Shaker" by now?
ReplyDeleteWoooooooooow
ReplyDeletethat max kellerman video - i've seen worse.
ReplyDeletesteckel. fires and scores!!!
ReplyDeletemilan and juventus are havin' a go this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteRamon Sessions had 26...yes 26 assists tonight.
ReplyDeleteray knight on today's nats/marlins pregame show: "i know one thing. jim bowden is a winner."
ReplyDeleteman, if that's the one thing i knew, i think i might keep it to myself.