Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Gheorghe: Ceai Complet

SCRANTON - Penguins minor-leaguer Nathan Smith has been suspended for one game after being arrested for running naked in downtown Scranton early Sunday. Wilkes-Barre/Scranton coach Todd Richards said yesterday that Smith will sit out Game 1 of the Baby Penguins' second-round playoff series, which begins tomorrow, as punishment for his actions. Smith, 26, was charged with third-degree misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct and a summary offense of public drunkenness after running out of a group of men and "streaking" toward police officer Michael Marino at 2:29 a.m. on Adams Avenue.

The streaking is fine, but Baby Penguins? That's embarrassing.

(Note: Ceai complet is a traditional Romanian breakfast staple, consisting of a light meal of rolls and butter. It's also our new daily dose of silliness and absurdity - a part of a healthy, balanced blogging diet.)

11 comments:

  1. sean avery has a lacerated spleen. that sounds...unpleasant.

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  2. It's cute that our baby penguin has heart-shaped feet.

    I bet Barry Zito sleeps with a stuffed-animal bearing similar features...

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  3. I hope Barry Zito gets hit by a bus.

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  4. The again Dennis, perhaps we should blame ourselves for ever letting that homo on our team.

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  5. Yes sir...thats the correct answer.

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  6. my guy micah owings just hit a 2-run game-tying homer. as a pinch hitter.

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  7. this is cool:

    http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/04/cool-ad-watch-1.html

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  8. Fuck the Cavs...go Wiz.

    Game 6 on Fun St.

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  9. I can't believe I'm watching the Rays and Orioles battling for first place in the AL East.

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  10. montreal/philly just took an interesting turn. habs get 2 goals in 30 seconds late in the 3rd to tie. sports are cool.

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  11. Um, the Brewers have given up 12 runs to the Cubs, and we're only in the 4th.

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