I thought it was my job to share with you the candid pic I took of the Pope last night in a rather questionable area of DC (I was of course in this downtrodden area to do charity work...nothing sketchy at all). Let's just say Your Holiness might have some 'splaining to do this morning:
and here i was thinking that john paul ii was the liberal one.
ReplyDeleteHow about Christmas Ape getting canned less than 48 hours after he revealed his identity?
ReplyDeleteRemember that episode of "The State" where it's that Italian family and they're all wearing white because the pope is coming? And then they all start spilling pasta sauce all over the place.
ReplyDeleteThe State is probably the most underrated sketch comedy show of all time.
ReplyDeleteAs for Ape, I get the feeling he was sort of daring them to can him.
wow, i can't believe the post did that. wait, i watched the final season of 'the wire'. yes, i can.
ReplyDeletestupid ink-stained wretches. and mark's almost certainly right.
as for the state, i have two words:
ReplyDeletemonkey torture
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/monkey-torture-by-the-state/3561386148
One name: Doug.
ReplyDeleteAnd he is outta heeeerrre.
Puddin'
ReplyDeletei just got done dipping my balls in it.
ReplyDeleteso, um, are we planning to reveal our real identities in a show of solidarity with the xmas ape? i, for one, am getting tired of pretending to be someone i'm not. my tall self yearns to stand up.
ReplyDeleteOkay...its time... I am actually NASCAR "great" Geoff Bodine.
ReplyDeleteand i am former u.s. secretary of labor robert reich. that tall thing was a ruse.
ReplyDeleteputs this in a different light, doesn't it:
http://gheorghe77.blogspot.com/2007/10/and-now-for-something-completely.html
And I am of course T.J. Simers of the Los Angeles Times.
ReplyDeletei thought you were fictional supercop t.j. hooker.
ReplyDeletehow is whitney gonna explain the fact that a guy uses a girl's name as a web alias?
"Cuz I'm Doug...and you're Dad and ne're the twain shall meet!!!"
ReplyDeletesays greg luzinski
ReplyDeleteI'm former Michigan PF and Magic Assistant Coach, Mark Hughes.
ReplyDeleteAnd Dennis is of course Shooter.
ReplyDeletei believe whitney may have invented the cotton gin. that, or ingested a lotta gin - i don't hear so well.
ReplyDeleteWell rob, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
ReplyDeleteSee that Josh B. has an early no-no after two, Mr. Reich?
ReplyDeleteJinx successful...Yanks still down by 5...
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