You Know He Ain't Gonna Die...
Sure, I'm in Hawaii so I have nothing to bitch about, but let's just say I have an observation of annoyance. Does that work for you? Does that even make sense? This is the little asshat that wakes me up every morning at 7:25am. I hate him so very very much (even more than James Rome and Skippy Bayless)
So a rooster wakes you up at 12:25 PM EST so you can enjoy the serene pleasures of Hawaii instead of sleeping your vacation away, and you're bitching about it. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteNot sure you really need to bother with putting a stocking out on Christmas Eve, unless there's a coal shortage in the Aloha State.
Top 5 Rock Songs That Include Barnyard Animals:
ReplyDelete"Rooster," Alice in Chains
"Wild Horses," The Rolling Stones
"Sheep," The Housemartins
"Dixie Chicken," Little Feat
"War Pigs," Black Sabbath
What about "Love Farm" by Spinal Tap?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Steven Sondheim's "Send in the Cows"?
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm surprised you didn't mention "Antmusic"-- or is ant not considered a barnyard animal?
And then there's my anti-favorite: "A Horse with no Name."
random 5 bands with barnyard animal names:
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jimmy's chicken shack
crazy horse
wyld stallyns
ass ponys
Wyld Stallyns -- awesome.
ReplyDeleteBand of Horses
The Mountain Goats
Jimi Hen-drix
Chuck "Duck-Walk" Berry
Gov't Mule
Ants as barnyard animals... alrighty.
Hey, that Memphis squad looked pretty damn good, eh?
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