Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Have You Seen Me?

LOST: One twentysomething blogger of some notoriety, best known for publishing Gheorghe, a blog about nothing. Last seen in the company of a group of males in Atlantic City, NJ, spouting movie quotes and calling people "donkey." If spotted, please lure him in with light beer, News of the Weird headlines, and OJ jokes, and direct him to resume his job at Gheorghe before his sea of readers go elsewhere for their witty commentary and puerile wisdom. Please encourage him to abandon delivering posts on his other blog, Confessions of a Manchild in Betrothal-Town: The Deepest Fears and Intimate Secrets of a Fiancé, where he's been chronicling his passage either into the land of matrimony or massive nervous breakdown. Sure, it's more compelling reading over there, but come on, we need our J.R.-Rider-smoked-pot-out-of-his-nephew's-baby-booties updates, man.

3 comments:

  1. TJ...you've really got the bizarro George Hamilton-look firing on all cylinders in that lovely snapshot.

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  2. Is TJ trapped under something? He never takes this long to respond.

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  3. I am one good looking albino.

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