This is what I write about

With such a profound and asinine statement, you might expect in-depth political analysis, stock tips (oh how little you know me), or at the very least some insight into baseball's trading deadline deals. Alas, I can offer nothing in that regard. All I've got is this: Hell has frozen over - Last night produced an absurd Pauly Shore double feature (thank you Showtime and WGN), Son in Law and Bio-Dome (the Bladwin's must be so proud). Look at Pauly's historic resume, and tell me he doesn't have multiple photos of Hollywood higher-ups. Whitney and Rob can give you good grammar, full sentences, and a coherent read - I can give you the real star of Encino Man. There's a reason why the New York Times isn't knocking at my door.