Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Better Late than Never

I'm late to the party on Slow Horses, but better late than never.  If you subscribe to AppleTV and haven't watched, it'd be a lot cooler if you did.

Based on the Slough House series of novels by Mick "don't call me Gil Scott" Herron, the show follows the adventures of a small group of MI5 agents from London's Slough House station.  Unlike a typical spy series where agents are practically superheroes, Slough House is a land of misfit toys nicknamed the "Slow Horses," hence the show's title.  All these agents have at least one fatal flaw that prevents them from being real MI5 field agents, so when they do try to solve case or catch a criminal they fuck it up and sometimes hilarity ensues.  It's a proper spy show though, so sometimes there's tragedy instead of hilarity.  People die.

The Slow Horses are captained by Jackson Lamb, a legitimately bad-assed field agent, at least when the spirit moves him to crawl out of the bottle and off the sofa.  Gary Oldman is amazing as Lamb, playing him as a cross between Roy Kent, Perry Cox, and Roger Sterling.  

Only gassier.

Other great quips include "You're about as useful as a paper condom" and, to a recovering alcoholic, "You wouldn't have lost him if he was a bottle of gin."  Each season is only six episodes, each of which is about 45 minutes long, so it isn't as much of a commitment as trying to watch Lost.  Give it a go!

20 comments:

  1. The revolution will be televised, and this show will be part of it. I’ve watched every minute of this terrific AppleTV offering. Oldman is brilliant. Get some.

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  2. The Slow Horses books are a treat, as well. And find Stephen Colbert's interview with Gary Oldman, where SC inserts Jackson Lamb's flatulence into some of Oldman's better known movie characters. Oldman loses it, crying-laughing.

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  3. What about the lot of us here makes one think that we'd like a show about a bunch of misfit spies with a brilliant drunken oaf as a leader?

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  4. kinda excited for this mexico/ecuador match

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  5. Very much enjoying the footie. Frrronnce was poetry in motion, seemed like it could have been 9 nil. Plus their kit is fire. Could do with Alessli tho.

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  6. Mexico looks fantastic. Aztecs is a madhouse..

    Mexico-England will be an unbelievable atmosphere.

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  7. dr congo just put that on their bulletin board

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  8. Degenerating here in Mexico City

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  9. Doctor Congo opening strongly, thanks to Mark's bulletin board material.

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  10. RIP Victor Willis, original Village People frontman who was also married to Phylicia Ayers-Allen before she was Phylicia Rashad. Hopefully Heaven is as fun a place to stay.

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  11. arrived at my brother-in -law’s lake house with the bel/sen score 2-0. unloaded the car, put away the food and drink, settled down to watch and it’s 2-2. zoinks.

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  12. Big fan of Slow Horses! Some of these matches have been intense. Watching US in Milwaukee Pub. Here for week and for those of you who know him, get to see Clyde T tomorrow night! Also the Harley-Davidson Museum is something.

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  13. Soccer knowers among crew, did that merit a red card?

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  14. dave, by the stark letter of the law, it could be called a red. in the context of the moment and the way this tournament has been officiated, it’s way outside the norm.

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  15. Not just the way the tournament has been officiated but that game as well. Ref acted like he didn’t even have any cards in his pocket for an hour and then let’s VAR result in a red. Shameful.

    Still,, a very fun and stressful night of sports.

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  16. Donna, please give Clyde our very best!

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