tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post2825797932512348583..comments2024-03-28T22:08:14.552-04:00Comments on Gheorghe: The Blog: Sometimes, no joke is required. No joke at all.robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09442498450575812092noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-36031300308596231892008-08-06T07:00:00.000-04:002008-08-06T07:00:00.000-04:00the funny thing about the "loobsters"-- and the "b...the funny thing about the "loobsters"-- and the "bef" joke was my favorite on cheers-- was that in retrospect, i don't think they looked anything like lobsters at all. the power of malt liquor . . .Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10076160316071071272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-37680533279600934632008-08-05T16:06:00.000-04:002008-08-05T16:06:00.000-04:00Brett's hemorrhoids must be much worse the origina...Brett's hemorrhoids must be much worse the originally anticipated since he skipped practice today. Word is, he didn't trust the initial diagnosis of the team doctor and is going to see his family doctor for a second opinion. Peter King is, of course, accompanying him. Peter would never miss a chance to get an up close look at Brett's anus.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02452158972739021104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-25624006778999921152008-08-05T14:54:00.001-04:002008-08-05T14:54:00.001-04:00Teejay, it's spelled "Heifer" . . . you should kno...Teejay, it's spelled "Heifer" . . . you should know.Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03226312371632855194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-67339838116461038522008-08-05T14:54:00.000-04:002008-08-05T14:54:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Marlshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00503570749505064067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-11833982654549388502008-08-05T14:53:00.000-04:002008-08-05T14:53:00.000-04:00I dont understand the problem people have with my ...I dont understand the problem people have with my "Bag Of" line of toys. I put a warning on it. It says, "Hey kid, Bag of Glass."Marlshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00503570749505064067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-74380013379641987252008-08-05T14:45:00.000-04:002008-08-05T14:45:00.000-04:00Settle down tiny.BRETT FAVRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Settle down tiny.<BR/><BR/>BRETT FAVRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T.J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17519941093549398451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-49460374746200283992008-08-05T14:44:00.000-04:002008-08-05T14:44:00.000-04:00well, if by 'just', you mean 19 years ago, then ye...well, if by 'just', you mean 19 years ago, then yes.robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09442498450575812092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-36172200881533495682008-08-05T14:32:00.000-04:002008-08-05T14:32:00.000-04:00Whit, did you just steal the Norm/Hungry Heffer "l...Whit, did you just steal the Norm/Hungry Heffer "lubster" joke?T.J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17519941093549398451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-77465206416987479372008-08-05T12:40:00.000-04:002008-08-05T12:40:00.000-04:00i'm trying to order a fios bundle (phone, internet...i'm trying to order a fios bundle (phone, internet, tv) and the verizon website is a clusterfuck on the order of charles haley at a moral majority revival meeting. i'm trying to give these people my money, and they just don't seem to want it.robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09442498450575812092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-34831337227001784782008-08-05T12:15:00.000-04:002008-08-05T12:15:00.000-04:00Has anyone else noticed that the Washington Nation...Has anyone else noticed that the Washington Nationals have won four games in a row since Teejay publicly compared them to the atrocious 1899 Cleveland Spiders? <BR/><BR/>Teej, please pipe up about how I never win Mega Millions.Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03226312371632855194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-65820133171258506652008-08-05T12:14:00.000-04:002008-08-05T12:14:00.000-04:00I think "Dial 911 for Emergency" was written on th...I think "Dial 911 for Emergency" was written on the underside of the old ones.Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03226312371632855194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-79815216810917547562008-08-05T11:37:00.000-04:002008-08-05T11:37:00.000-04:00Ahh...love the hand-grenades. I can't remember......Ahh...love the hand-grenades. I can't remember...was there always some sort of quote/riddle on the underside of the cap or is that just Mickey's 2.0?Sizzlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08121425453771477937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-58591951508417617362008-08-05T10:56:00.000-04:002008-08-05T10:56:00.000-04:00I still have a scar on the knuckle of my index fin...I still have a scar on the knuckle of my index finger of my beer-opening hand from the old-style Mickey's Big Mouths contraptions.<BR/><BR/>The "loobsters," as we called them (once removed, they slightly resembled a metallic lobster), were some sort of pull-off tops which required tugging and twisting in close proximity to the razor-sharp edges it exposed with opening. A genius product on par with Dan Aykroyd's "Bag of Glass." Dave, Rob, and I spent sophomore year with scabby nicks and bloody gashes all over our fingers.<BR/><BR/>(Worth mentioning that we also spent that year in a mindless haze from each drinking nine 12 oz. bottles of malt liquor before we did virtually anything . . . and Dave did virtually anything.)<BR/><BR/>Somewhere in the mid to late 90's, I guess they wised up and started putting screw tops on their grenades. Brilliant. I can't find any trace of the old tops on the Interwebs, but maybe Teejay can accommodate me.Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03226312371632855194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-78407606547817416112008-08-05T10:34:00.000-04:002008-08-05T10:34:00.000-04:00Reminds of the old debate we'd have at the Food Li...Reminds of the old debate we'd have at the Food Lion at 6 PM on Thursday nights. You'd have $3 on you and you'd have to decide between a 6-pack of Natty Light bottles for $2.49 and 3 quarts of Mickey's for $0.89 each. <BR/><BR/>You'd spend your $3 at Food Lion and bring $5 to College Delly. You'd buy the first pitcher early in the night for $4, throw $1 in on another pitcher later, and drink all night long from other people's pitchers, saying "Gimme beer because I bought the first pitcher."TRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10392896869204565247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-37577133908138678332008-08-05T10:24:00.000-04:002008-08-05T10:24:00.000-04:00That's why I only buy a 40 when I need beer.That's why I only buy a 40 when I need beer.jeromehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12431241684360005031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-87972999384385857102008-08-05T09:16:00.000-04:002008-08-05T09:16:00.000-04:00I think the logical follow-up question for the cop...I think the logical follow-up question for the cop to generic redneck would've been, "And so how much does EACH can cost?"T.J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17519941093549398451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6048775.post-3880507430020441462008-08-05T09:01:00.000-04:002008-08-05T09:01:00.000-04:00ah, family reunion at the marstons again, i see.ah, family reunion at the marstons again, i see.robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09442498450575812092noreply@blogger.com