Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Special Gheorghasbord: World Cup Edition

We're 86 days away from the start of the 2026 World Cup, when Mexico hosts South Africa in Mexico City. Until that time, the organizers will no doubt be holding their collective breath, hoping no more ill-fitting Florsheims will drop. 

Meanwhile, the first (and I'm betting only) recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize is stumbling oafishly through one ill-conceived international crisis of choice after another. His pointless war with Iran may cost the tournament a participant, as the Iranians have made noises questioning whether they'll participate in the event. Says here they won't be the last country to consider withdrawal, and that more than one nation will have a difficult time securing visas for their athletes.


At the same time, America's global follies seem to be off-putting to fans of other nations, who aren't yet booking travel to the U.S. in predicted numbers. This is a shocking turn of events. Harry Carr, Pivot Hotels & Resorts’ senior vice president of commercial optimization, told Forbes, “We are much less bullish about World Cup than we were three months ago," adding that "FIFA sent back some of the company’s room-block holds without a single reservation having been made for the tournament."

Let's be clear about something. I loathe FIFA and its still-corrupt fuck you, pay me approach to the global game. I hate that our President and his toadies will likely try to wrap themselves around the flag while the World Cup take place here (and in Mexico and Canada). I won't be paying the extortionate prices for tickets to a live match. 

But I'll be watching all of it, goddammit. I'm a weak and predictable man.

And while I watch, I'll be enjoying the USMNT's kits. One of them, anyway.

The Athletic released an interesting piece yesterday about the design process for this year's kits. Seems the players were less than thrilled by 2022's fairly basic look and wanted a say. The athletes wanted something iconic, and they wanted something they could wear with jeans to the club. Seriously.

Fair to say Nike delivered on both counts. 


The home kit is uniquely American, with the stripes of the flag waving and offering a sense of motion. I assume (hope) they'll pair it with blue shorts and white or blue socks. It's distinctive, evocative, and even fun. 

On the other hand, the away kit is much more reserved. It's a deep, near-black Navy blue with metallic stars that'll be visible up close but hard to make out at a distance. The badge and the Nike logo are designed to blend into the shirt, as well. Hoping for white shorts and matching socks for this one, which I find just okay. It'd look good with a pair of light-wash jeans, though, and it seems to be the favorite of many of the players.

86 days. Let's hope we get there.

28 comments:

  1. from the times they are a-changing file: my kidlet and a few friends are spending spring break in fort lauderdale. where they’ve rented a sweet airbnb in a quiet neighborhood blocks from the beach. feels different from when whit, dave, and i went to daytona with a bunch of dudes and stayed four to a (foul-smelling, because of us) room at a cheap motel.

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  2. 5 to a room, my friend. Pip was on the floor.

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  3. the boys from bødo are under the kosh in the second leg at sporting. home team has outshot the norwegians 15-4 in the first half, but only managed one goal. bødo up 3-1 on aggregate with another frantic 45 to play.

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  4. Sounds like that fixture is even tighter now. Unfortunately I can't find an audio stream to listen to on my travels.

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  5. sporting equalized in regular time and then scored two in overtime to ruin the dream. it me, i’m the mush.

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  6. japan's kits are routinely top notch. i'll be back with the definitive review of this cycle's kits soon.

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  7. we have march madness music!

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  8. Happy National Sloppy Joe Day to those who celebrate

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  9. I did Daytona my sophomore year. Largely because it's about an hour away. It was meh. Daytona was on it's way out by that point. Did Key West two years later. Key West is always a good time.

    I didn't Spring Break at all in grad school. Though I did stay in Gainesville one of those weeks and eat a lot of mushrooms.

    As for the USMT kits, I don't really dig the flag jersey but I can see it's appeal. Really like the navy joints though.

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  10. opening night for your huskies. opponent is a larger school with a strong soccer pedigree. not a region matchup, so doesn’t count for much, so i’m gonna try to get all the kids into the match. film at 11.

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  11. i think the shorts/socks choice for the red/white/blue kit is gonna be really important. red shorts, for example, would be awful. blue with blue socks? okay. and i'd love to see white shorts/dark socks for the blue kit.

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  12. Are red shorts ever not awful?

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  13. I sneaky hate my job (that I chose to move to a little over a year ago). Mostly because my boss is a life sucking micromanager. So, I’ve been passively looking around. Had an interview today. Have another on Monday. We’ll see what happens but nice to be see what else is out there.

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  14. you really should appreciate my personally-curated imagery more, gheorghies.

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  15. I'll clap if you didn't use AI to create the graphic.

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  16. Jeb! I agree with Mark, the red and white striped jerseys look like drunken candy canes. I didn’t realize you made the Strangelove/Trump mashup. Nice job Claude!

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  17. i did it freehand, rootsy

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  18. very solid 0-0 draw for your huskies to kick off the regular season. we had more and better chances, were probably the better team even as we got substituted liberally, at least in the first half. another game tomorrow against a larger school with our rock-solid center back out because of family travel. on to whatever's near cincinnati.

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  19. I recently discovered there’s a regular pickup soccer game at the park across the street from my parents house (about 15 minutes from my house). Joined the game for the first time yesterday. Played nearly 2 hours and held my own as I focused on defense, using my speed and moving the ball. Lots of fun and a good group. Definitely going back.

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  20. At the Defense Industrial Sustainment for Combat Systems Summit in Chapel Hill. Every other sentence includes mentions of the Department of War and the One Big Beautiful Bill. I seem to be the only person here smirking at that. I just heard a new instance of dweebspeak, apologies if you all use it:

    “Our office has a bias for action.”

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  21. Get out of there and go watch some tourney games in a true basketball hotbed.

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  22. Apologies to Andy Williams, but as Mark will attest: 'Cam Boozer is ballin' and Scheyer is all in the referees' eeeeear/It's the most wonderful time of the year.'

    And rob, that's a primo image. Didn't realize you did it yourself.

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